Hello, it's McDuck here again. I decided to continue this story due to a bit of response. So enjoy Hachiman eating at a café with Totsuka!

Ahh, such a wonderful world we live in. Right now I feel pure bliss. Staring at something this beautiful could probably be illegal somewhere in the world. Especially since I have a girlfriend. But, do not worry, my love for Saika is pure. Wait... snap out of it Hachiman! He's a dude.

I mentally slapped myself during my monologue. Right now I'm in heaven as I'm sitting in a café, eating cake with my angel. I ordered myself a cake with some kind of weak coffee taste. It was a disappointment to say the least. But that does not matter as I've been blessed with the company of my favorite boy.

"Yum! This sponge cake is so good! Here Hachiman, try a piece!" A piece of the cake was forced into my mouth by his smooth, feminine fingers. I am not gay, I am not gay, I am not gay, okay, I might be a little gay, but only for Saika! There are only two overly sweet things in this world; Saika and MAXX-Coffee. And both of them helped me through my daily life. Speaking of MAXX, I could really use some of it right now.

"Hey, Saika... I'm going to buy some MAXX, would you like anything?" Saika looked surprised at first, but started smiling as he took my generosity into consideration. He looked like he was thinking hard about what drink he wanted. He had his thumb and index finger under his chin like a detective or a dad rubbing his goatee. I would like a Totsulock Saimes*. That would make me the happiest man alive. Imagine him solving mysteries in our small city of Chiba. Or maybe he would be Soubu-high's personal detective.

"Hmm... I would like some Peach Ice-Tea, if you wouldn't mind." He was blushing and poking his index fingers together. So sweet. Too sweet. I'm gonna get type 2 diabetes from watching this boy.

I was about to blurt out a 'I would do anything for you, Saika!' but decided to instead answer with a grunt. Walking outside I found myself lost in thought. What if Saika was a girl? Would I stick to taking the [MY GIRLFRIEND] route or would I skip it in favor of the [TOTSUKA SAIKA] route instead? It's a stupid question, but to be quite frank, I probably wouldn't mind either. I like my girlfriend a lot, even though I am way too embarassed to express my emotions. But Saika is heavenly, he might even be God's Blessing On This Beautiful World*.

I suddenly found myself back at the café, holding two cans, one in each hand. Wait... when did I get here? I really need to stop monologuing or it will eventually be the death of me. I can almost imagine myself getting smushed to some kind of whipped cream by a truck. It's just like Yumiko says: I think too much. If Yukinoshita found me on the road, she'd probably serve me on a plate to all the other girls saying something like: "Here you go mademoiselles, a Filét Hachignon*. Why am I even imagining Yukinoshita serving me on a platter? Am I a masochist?

I handed Saika his Peach-flavored drink and he smiled a MAXX-worthy smile at me saying: "Thank you Hachiman!" and hugging me.

I fell backwards with a crash, blushing furiously. 'Arigato Kamisama!' Was all I could think.

"Hachiman? Are you okay?"

I am more than okay Saika. I am blessed!

*A combination of Sherlock Holmes and Totsuka Saika, I really tried, I'm sorry.

*Konosuba's localized name.

*A combination of Filét Mignon and Hachiman. And Yukinoshita being a very sadistic woman.

It's a bit shorter than the last one, but don't expect any long stories! If you want to know who his girlfriend is you'll be able to deduct it when the final chapter is out. Right now I have two girls in mind. Not saying who they are though. But both of them have been mentioned in these two chapters!

Next chapter will include a drunk Hayama and the loner king!