Characters – As many canon characters as possible and some made up ones
Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own I would
Author's notes – I've hit a brick wall with my other stories but I will get back to them, until then, let's have some fun. Thanks for the encouragement folks! Let the imagination roll…..
Chris Pike – Senior Partner of Enterprise advertising agency
S'chn T'gai Spock – Manager of Enterprise advertising agency
Jim Kirk – Senior Chief Copywriter (he thinks he should be manager after smoking Vulcan mediation herb TeePaw which makes humans high but calms Vulcans)
Len McCoy – Personnel Manager
Nyota Uhura – Head of holo-graphic design
Montgomery Scott – Information systems manager
Charlene Masters – Assistant IS manager
Carol Marcus – Holographic designer
Hikaru Sulu – Copy writer
Janice Rand – Office Manager
Pavel Chekov – Intern
Pike – OK folks well done on our first account, our clients are happy, shampoo sales are up by 65% across the quadrant. Even the Klingons love it!
Spock – Sales have increased 65.67% Chief
Kirk – Oh yeah, can't forgot that .67% might affect your bonus
Uhura – Bonuses will be shared by everyone at the agency Kirk.
Kirk (whispers to Uhura) – Course you would know, since you're knocking boots with boss here.
Uhura glares at Kirk, smirks and whispers back – Carol turned your raggedy ass down again?
Pike - …And so onto our next big account. This is a big one, the brand is 320 years old and has gone through a lot of changes on Earth but now they want to go universal. They figure 200 years since Earth met the Vulcans and it's a big quadrant out there it's time to meet new customers.
So folks go and sell 'McDonald's to the universe!
P.S I know nothing about the advertising world beyond watching 'Mad Men' but who knows what the business will be like in 200 years anyway lol