DBZ Bloopers
"You learned a new trick?" asked Cui, "What, how to run away quickly?" "No," said Vegeta, "I learned how to control my power level!" Then Cui exploded. Vegeta looked at Cui's ashes, an annoyed expression on his face. "Come ON people!" yelled Vegeta, "I thought we went over this! Cui finds me, I power up, I attack, and THEN he explodes. Not when I'm powering up!"
Then a ship crashed into Vegeta. Vegeta burst out of the rubble, already a Super Saiyan. "I am SICK of this incompetent news crew. Always messing up, first Cell is too strong for Gohan and then- well… nothing else has really happened… but you get my point!"
Vegeta fired a ki blast at a worker… but a fluffy rainbow bear hopped in front of it. The ki blast hit the fluffy rainbow bear, and it exploded into- "Kittens?" said Vegeta. "Kittens!" giggled Goten, who had appeared out of nowhere. Goten started hugging the kittens in a very adorable way.
Then Fat Buu popped up and started turning stuff into- "Vegetables?" said Vegeta, "Hey that has name in it! But why are you making me-ables?" "Buu on diet!" said Fat Buu, "Me cutting down on cholesterol." Then Jeff bridges walked up. "Jeff Bridges!" said Goten.
Then Jeff Bridges (from tron) popped up. "Jeff Bridges from Tron!" said Vegeta. Then- "YOUNG Jeff Bridges from Tron!" said Goten. Then Videl popped up and said "Oh yes I did!" "Oh no you didn't!" said Goten.
"Oh yes I did!"
"Oh no you didn't!"
While they went back and forth, Vegeta got surrounded by about 800 fluffy rainbow bears. "Stay away from me!" warned Vegeta, "I'm warning you!" All 800 of the fluffy rainbow bears hopped onto Vegeta, in one huge doggy pile. Every time Vegeta blasted one, it exploded into kittens and cotton candy. "NNNOOOO!" screamed Vegeta as he was wrapped in a cocoon of fluffiness.
Hope you liked it! It was kind of random…