Hola! Since Naruto and them are eating cookies and forced Tsunade for missions-like that would do anything- I'm here to say- deep, dark, dark vador voice- I do not own any claim to these characters in Naruto or any published anime/ story. Thank you!
Sakura woke up in her nice tofu bed in the living room when…she screamed. "Oh MY GOSH!!!!!! I thought I locked you guys up in your rooms!" She stood up on her bed arms out and huffing. Blankets flew around and all the kids went up in the air just to land in the same position.
No one moved an inch, then Sasori looked up from his curled form at the top of her head, "You woke me up. Cook pancakes, everyone will be hungry." Then he trotted off to get his puppets. I swear! Why do little kids have such cute traits no matter how evil! Sheesh. If these were my team-mates and Sasuke was back and Sai was a rat, then I would actually be ok with this…Never-mind. I'm no baby-sitter PERIOD. She analyzed her surroundings.
Blue fish is gnawing my $40 pillow-I got ripped off!, vampie is a little monk statue at the foot of the bed, Red head ran off, Lollipop, Tobi I think?, is hugging Evil priestie's foot who is hitting Accountant's head who isn't caring and muttering money schemes in his sleep, wait! She leaned closer to Kazuku ear out. Rides, stores, batter-That would SO work! I'm rich! She did a little victory dance in her head and continued. Plant-lover is near a potted plant giggling in his sleep and Male Ino is- Where is Male Ino!? She turned wildly and stopped to see a cute face scowling at HER.
"You ruiwned my pictuwer. I was dawing you but Sasowi moved, the blanwets disaweared and you're up. HOW AM I SUPPOWESED TO FINWISH IT NOW!?" He crossed his elbows and sat cross-legged with a beautiful drawing in front of him you'd think he traced.
Sakura just stared at him then ran up to him. That was too cute! "KAWAII!!!!"XD She picked him up and squeezed him like a plushie doll.
Deidara was still scowling, "Are you ewen listenwing!?" Then he turned blue and blue from the pressure and lack of air. "C-C-CHOCKWING!!!"
Sakura saw his face and apologized tossing him in the air, "What about this, I cook pancakes for you and give you some OJ. Would you like that Dei-chan?" She was smiling happily like a mother at him and he blushed and agreed.
"OK! Let's get cooking!" Sakura then dragged Deidara with her to the kitchen and laughing could be heard.
Half an hour later, Sakura held 5 stacks of pancakes, all with 10 pancakes in each. One stack was Mickey style designated to Deidara. She breathed in and, "BREAKFAST!!!" In a second there were 7 kids at the table peacefully waiting for acknowledgement. Sakura was a heap on the floor dizzy from the rush of running little feet. "P-P-Prayers?"
Hidan jumped up and got his bible. He breathed and- Itach spoke "One-Word." He stared intently at Hidan fingering a small fork.
"Y-YES! U-U-U-Uh… Amen." Everone attacked the stacks while Hidan muttered his prayer. By the time he was done, everyone ate it all and left. His stomach growled, "This happens every time. I guess it's oatmeal again." He started pitifully at the cupboards when the pink-haired lady snatched him up, put him on his chair, and brought out another plate.
"Sorry about that. But as long as I'm here, I will make sure ALL of you are fed." She smiled and brought out some mix, "How many?"
Hidan was stunned and pouted. He still had his pride though, "How much do you think pinkie!?" She glared.
"One."
"Sorry! Four please!"
She beamed and started cooking. When she was done she got some OJ and set the table, when she was satisfied, she sat down, put her elbows on the table, and her head on her hands. Hidan ate quickly and was at the door when-
"Just for the record, you sure are a devoted guy. Your god must be proud."
He looked back, "Of course Pinkie!" and rushed out to the bathroom blushing the entire way.
She sighed. Men. Then she cleaned up and went to see how everyone was doing…Everyone was gone. She checked all the rooms and the dungeon, no one was here. "OMG."
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