Tifa's POV

This version is not a vulgar as Cloud because Tifa is not capable of cursing... I think. But a dirty mind though, mm-hm. You'll have to find out.

Ever since I was young, I have noticed that Cloud had a thing for me, and I was so caught up in my own pretty little world to notice. He even followed me when I fell inti that cliff because of my delusions. I feel in a coma for seven days of it, but the town started hating on him and until now, I still feel terrible about it.

When he invited me to the well the night he told me he would join SOLDIER and at the same time, we made our promise, I could gave sworn he was staring at me and he would lean slightly forward as if he was going to kiss me. My wide eyes would get him out of his daze though. And he would shake his head suddenly, earning a confused look from me. It went on nunerous times until we saidnour goodnights.

When I found him in the train station years after that, I noticed how much he had changed, his build was muscular, that strong chest and those hot blue eyes, yes. I have never been a horny woman, I have never thought about sex, until that moment though, I couldn't help but hug him while I cried out for him, I shoved his face in between my breasts, but too bad for me, he was half dead and I don't think he remembered that at all.

I nursed him back to health, he stayed in my room, in my bed, while I took his clothes off to be washed, i would get him changed to one of my shorts, only that shorts. Mm-mm, that's right, I've already seen it, that thing that he's hiding within. And until now, he doesn't have any idea that I've already seen all his naked glory and it's one my best memories. Yes. When he was totally knocked out, I would sleep beside him and caress every inch of him. Except that... Thing. I'm scared to touch it, first of all, he might wake up, second, it scared me, like a snake that about to spit its venom at me, causing it to melt my skin like acid. I don't really know much about that stuff, but I've heard that it does that, you know, the spitting thing. Well honestly, I did try it once, just a small touch, I poked it with my finger as if waking it up, and it did! It was suddenly all stiff while Cloud jerked violently in his sleep. And I thought, okay, that's enough. I let out a nervous laugh in my mind, I never attempted to do it again.

For now.

I knew he would watched me while I'm mixing drinks, that 's why when he's around, I would shake my arms with double force than usual, so my things would bounce in front of him, that's right, I was seducing him to no end but his face would always be blank. I would cry in my room everynight because of it, and curse myself for being so horny towards him.

When I was on a mission to find out whay Don Corneo knows about Shinra in the famous honeybee in, I really thought that Cloud had died, but instead, I found him sitting on top of a slide just outside the inn, I cursed him with every fiber of my being, here I am risking my innocence to some slimy men, and he was just there, flirting with some girl in pink. Fine then. When i was transfered in a room, I found that girl in pink again, but his time, she was wearing red, yeah, like the color she's going to be when I'm done with her, yes sir, I will beat this mystery woman to a pulp after my mission. But my not so nice thoughts went out the shiny window when a blond woman in a purple dress entered the scene. She has blue eyes, those same blue that got me struggling in my skirt all the time. It was freaking Cloud! When I realized this, my mind started traveling else where, where it doens't normally go, with me imagining him wearing that dress while he was in all fours with me positioned behind him as I smack his tight ass with a huge book while I screamed 'You like that you dirty slut?!' and he would respond 'Yes gimme more baby!' while he cried at the same time. I shook my head out of that bizzare fantasy and just stared at him, he had no shame as he looked directly at my cleavage, but his face is still blank, it always is, but I could have sworn that there was a flicker of wide eyes after a while, then it would disappear only to reappear again. Damn this man, I have no idea what he was thinking about.

When we were in Gold saucer, I invited him to go out with me. I invited him, talk about desperate. I'm just a horny, desperate woman. I told him I want some ice cream so we got one, I chose those lolly type popsicles while he chose a vanilla cone. But he hadn't had the chance to finish his when I started licking my lolly, slowly and sensually while he stared with the same blank look. I pretend not to notice his stare, then I started licking it up and down, I've been reading these books about sex and I learned that you can do that to his snake, so I showed him, that's when his ice cream started to fall out of his cone, his face not changing one bit, but I could have sworn I heard a faint sound coming from him, it was like 'ayayayayaya' but I ignored it. While his face still looked so emotionless, I started to get pissed off so I threw the lolly unto his chest, where it got stuck into his sweater but he didn't move one bit even if I did that. I left him there in a daze. Stupid jerk.

When we all camp out together, I would always sleep beside him, and while pretending I was alseep, I would snake my arm unto his chest, he would stiffen when I did that,then I would press my breasts as hard as I could. He wouldn't react at all but in the morning, dark circles are clearly seen around his eyes. What the hell right? Is he really that distressed when do that, he would always look miserable so I stopped after a while, but he even looked more miserable when I did that, seriously that guy, that idiot of a guy, that idiot of a hot, sexy guy. What else could I do to seduce you?

Costal del sol was the high point of my seduction period during our travels, when I saw that Aeris bought that sexy pink bikini playing and splashing in the water while calling out to Cloud, who was intoxicating in that swimming trunks, bulging in places that made my eyes pop out of my sockets, I thought, we'll see about that, you green eyed sea monster. So I looked around for a hot and tight bikini, after several failed fittings, thanks to my oversized bouncy things, I finally found the perfect red and black bikini that has a ribbon on the front of the upper part and in the sides of the lower part. Everyone gawked at me when I made my entrance, including him. And I enjoyed his stare, though it was blank, he never took his eyes off me, and my things, and my ass when he thought I wasn't looking. I bounced up and down as I invited him to play volleyball with me, but I guess he never really understood what I was saying because he was all focused on my water balloons, his eyes slowly gets bigger and bigger as I continued to bounce.

I gave up eventually, I felt exhausted, dirty, and sad. My body is so sad, more than my heart. But Iwas happy when it was all over and we started living together, I can finally continue my wrong doings, when the kids are with Barret, I would walk around the house in only a tank top and my underwear, sometimes, afterbath, I would go the fridge directly not even bothering dressing up when I know he's in the kichen, many times he would fall of his chair or suddenly choke. Those times I wanted to strangle him... While I straddled him.. On my bed... While he's tied up, yes, tied up and I want to hear him scream, scream for me to 'Stop but don't stop', I will torture him until he begs for more. Yes. That's right, that's why I decided to wear my sexiest night gown for the night... And wait for him... I waited... And waited.

And then he knocked. It's show time.