AN: as you may have guessed by now this is an AU. Daddles is popular but not a Dick. UPDATE AN: Hey I finally continued this! Sorry I took so long and I hope you enjoy!

Daddles swallowed hard as he approached the hut door. His heart was racing. He raised his shaking hand and knocked. There was a pause. Long enough for Daddles to pray the shaved headed man wasn't home. His hopes fell when the door opened, and a tall tan man looked down at him with surprised brown eyes. Daddles swallowed again.

" Uh A-a little bird told me. You-"

" Chubby put you up to this didn't he," Naughty as he leaned on the door frame lazily. As if bored. Daddles shook his head.

"NO! No I-I really-" Naughty cut him off again, sighing loudly. He stepped aside and gestured for Daddles to come in.

" Well if you're going to insist on reading your script you may as well come inside so you it looks like it's working," he said dully. Daddles hesitated, looking at the door frame as if it would eat him, " you don't have to," Naughty reminded him. Daddles swallowed and stepped inside. Naughty shut the door behind him and started for the wood stove and the cupboard while Daddles looked around.

It was a small room. A bed in the corner against the wall the door was on, a wood stove opposite of the window beside the bed, a small round table. There was even a little fridge designed to look like that weird arcade game. Above each window was a small shelf as well as a chest at the foot of his bed.

"So let me guess," Naught said, putting a kettle on the wood stove as he spoke, " Chubby found out I had feelings for someone on the island and he thinks it's you," he started digging through the cupboard, " and he wants you to pretend to be in love with me, am I right?" He glanced at Daddles, who flinched, " you can be honest, I'm not mad." He pulled out two small boxes, "Figured this would happen eventually," he held out the boxes for Daddles to see. They were tea boxes.

"Rasberry or mint?" Naughty asked. Daddles remained silent. Confusion on his face. He collapsed into a chair beside the table. Starring. Why was Naughty being so nice about this? Long after the silence got awkward naughty tossed the mint back into the cupboard, " Rasberry it is then."

He set two cups aside then sat across from Daddles. Daddles waited a little longer before he worked up the nerve to speak.

" S-So... It's not me?" Daddles asked. Naughty smirked, but in a different way than Chubby. Chubby's smirk made you feel stupid. Naughty made you feel like he was letting you in on a joke.

"Oh no it's you," he said hands behind his head. His brown bear tattoo on his shoulder seem to glare at Daddles. Boy was Daddles thankful for his slightly long hair. Hid his face pretty well." I honestly tried not to hurt you as much as I did, and I'm really sorry about that," he sounded sorry. Regretful.

" But why do you... Like me?" Daddles asked, " why not one of the girls o-or the other guys?" Naughty shrugged.

" Heart wants what the heart wants, but I'm not stupid," Naughty sighed, " I put you through a lot of trama. How could anyone fall for someone after that," Naughty looked so sad it made Daddles chest hurt. Then the kettle whistled, and Naughty smiled, " Tell chubby nice try though. I know how Fatso is,"

Naughty poured the water into the cups then passed Daddles his.

"Thanks," Daddles said sheepishly. Naughty dipped his teabag.

" Eh might as well make it look like you tried, i know how fatso is,"Naughty said taking a sip of his own and nearly broke the cup, as he set it down. His tongue hanging out of his mouth.

"Ah, ah, Too hot!" Naughty exclaimed, except his tongue was still out so it sounded like "poo hop". Daddles giggled making Naughty pause. If Daddles didn't know better he'd say his face flushed too, " what's so funny my dead tongue or my fatso comment?" Naughty asked. Daddles covered his mouth suddenly. His eyes wide. Naughty's smile fell. He sighed shaking his head.

" See this is why I don't think you could have feelings for me," he said, Daddles blinked, "Your too afraid of me, it doesn't matter how many professionals I see, you've seen what I can do... " Daddles gaped at him.

"Professionals?" He echoed. Naughty rolled his eyes. Right, no one noticed I was gone, " he muttered, " Yeah I left for about a year, they say I suffer from Schizophrenia... So I heard this voice and everything was... Weird," Daddles waited for him to elaborate. He didn't.

" Naughty I had no idea-" there was a knock on the door. Naughty raised an eyebrow, and stood up.

" You've been here too long they think you're dead," Naughty stage whispered as he checked the window," yup called it, ONE MOMENT, JUST LET ME HIDE THE BODY!" He shouted, then pulled the door open a cop stood on the steps.

" , may I ask where Daddles- oh," he cut off when he spotted Daddles in his chair, "Daddles is this man holding you hostage," Daddles stood.

" No... I came here willingly," Daddles informed him. Naughty scoffed.

" You better go anyway, thanks for stopping by," Daddles paused at the door.

" Let's do this again," he offered. No stuttered. No show of fear. Naughty hesitated, then smiled.

" You Know where to find me," then he shut the door. The cop gave Daddles an uneasy look as they left the hut.

" I wouldn't recomend going back Daddles," The cop said. Daddles hummed.

" noted," The cop shrugged and left. Chubby approached him.

" Well?!" He said, Daddles inhaled.

" I knocked on the door he opened, the door, I started to say what you told me to say, and then," Chubby broke into a grin, " He said tell Chubby nice try," Chubby's face fell.

" Thats it," He asked, annoyance in his voice. Daddles nodded.

" I tried to convince him but he didn't believe me so he invited me in I talked to him, then the cop thought I was in there too long so I left," Chubby growled and grabbed Daddles by his front.

" So basically you gave up," He snarled. Daddles' eyes went wide.

" W-Well no! I didn't give up I just- He-he had the whole plan figured out, he wasnt' listening, I had to convince him that I really wanted to see him again-"

" Wait, what was that?" Chubby asked. Daddles swallowed.

" I told him I wanted to see him again, because I do, I wanted to get to know him more," Chubby's grin was back.

" You're a genius, dart around the truth, you're not lying but-"

" Thats not-" Chuby dropped him, he fell back onto his butt looked up at Chubby.

" Keep going with the plan, don't let him know what your up to, keep pretending you don't want to do what I say,"

" But I-" Chubby was already walking away.

" Good job," Daddles sighed, and shrugged.