A/N: Chazz's first plan bombed, how will this one fare? Survey says, not well… XDDDDDDDD
Disclaimer: I do not own GX. Partial credit of fic to Angel Duelist 153. We rox!!! XP
Plan B:
Chazz sighed heavily, sitting on the steps of Duel Academy. So what? His first plan had bombed. That didn't mean he was going to give up. That was the one thing he'd learned from hanging around Jaden so much: never give up. With a renewed determination, he got to his feet.
He paced trying to conjure up a most evil plan, one that simply must work. However, in order to conquer his enemy, or rather, love, he must know her. Now, who would know her best? Rubbing his chin thoughtfully, he pondered this.
Seeing Atticus walk by, it dawned on him. Of course! His teacher of all things love-related, as well as Alexis' brother. He was perfect for the job.
"Hey, Atty, wanna help me win your sister's heart?"
"Again?" Atticus asked, smiling broadly, mischief twinkling in his chocolate eyes, "I thought you'd never ask. I heard your last plan crashed and burned."
"You couldn't have put it any more aptly." Chazz sighed, heavy hearted. "I've tried all I know. What must I do now?"
"Think outside the box. Girls love it when you do something unique. If you want to be an individual, and give her a suitor that stands out, write her a song and perform it. Music can be used to convey any and every emotion. And," here, he leaned in as though to share a great secret, smirking, "it score big with the ladies. A lady loves a musician."
"Sounds good to me!" Chazz exclaimed, smirking and rubbing his hands together in anticipation, "Thanks, Atty."
"Sure, anything for my favorite student." Atticus winked at him.
Chazz rushed off to find Alexis.
Alexis was minding her own business, innocently studying for a quiz. All of the sudden, she heard footsteps, eager footsteps. Glancing up, she sighed in dismay upon seeing the youngest Princeton.
Chazz cleared his throat and opened his mouth to sing:
"OH, ALEXIS!!!!!
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUUUUUULLLLL…
SOOOOO BEAUTIFUUUUUUULLLLLL…
BUT I LIKE YOU FOR YOOOOOUUUUU…
SOOOOOO BEAUTIFUUUUUULLLLL…
YES, BUT I LOVE YOU FOR YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU…"
He stopped, panting, looking at her with adoring, puppy-dog eyes. She, on the other hand, had her hands clamped firmly over her ears, a look of cringing disgust on her face.
"That was horrible." She informed him, leaving him feeling like a deflated tire, "Don't ever, and I mean, EVER sing again…You sound worse than Atty! And that wasn't even a song!"
Chazz sighed heavily and began to trudge out. Before he reached the door, though, he smiled and winked at her.
"I'll be back…baby…"
She cringed as he continued.
"After all," he said seductively, leaning in the doorway, "The Chazz never gives up until he has won his lady. And we both know you love me, so sooner or later, you'll have to give in."
He winked a final time and walked away, trying to look as suave as possible. Alexis gagged.
A/N: Kudos to you, Chazz for trying. But that is definitely NOT the way to win your lady's heart… XDDDDD Still, you provide wonderful entertainment! I love you, Chazzy, but you can be a dork. XD Please review!!! (for Chazz's sake so he can know that doesn't work….)