"Why did you two only take us?" Bickslow asked while his babies said "why, why" in the background, "Well Laxus and Freed need to solve their sexual tension, Grey needs time to process our information and Evergreen needs to solve her sexual tensions with Elfman" Zella replied walking down the stony path next to Alli.
Bickslow just smirked and said "Well I must admit that was brilliant, am I right babies?" his babies all replied straight away "Brilliant, Brilliant!" Kathrine however had a different view on the matter "You two are unbelievable! I think you terrified Grey now he's going to think I'm as stupid as you two! Also it is weird to ship your boyfriends!"
"Don't act of if you don't agree Kathrine, you know it's true!" Alli replied smiling at a slightly angry Kathrine, who could not deny it at all because she knew they were right "I didn't say that they weren't Shippable, I just said that you terrified Grey" this just made Zella and Alli smirk.
"Where are we going anyways?" Kathrine asked Zella and Alli who were walking together in front of her, "Not sure" Alli replied shrugging her shoulders.
"Well if that's the case can we go to the new book store? I really wanted to buy the new game of thrones book"
In reply everyone just shrugged their shoulders and started in the direction of the shop. "Hey Bickslow you should so give me a piggy back" Zella said jumping on his back before he could say anything in reply.
"Zella we can't do this in public what if Freed saw?" Bickslow fake flirted with Zella "I just can't resist you" Zella joked back winking at him. "Honestly anyone would think you two were going out with all the fake flirting you two do" Kathrine commented "Poor Freed"
"Shhhh your face woman" Zella replied "It's only harmless fun plus Freed isn't bothered by it so" and at that she stuck her tongue out at Kathrine. "I will race you to the shop! Go forth my steed!" Zella yelled and with that Bickslow ran to the shop with Alli hot on his tail and Kathrine complaining about exercise from a distance.
Zella and Bickslow got there half a second before Alli who claimed they cheated and about 10 seconds later a panting Kathrine showed up annoyed as ever. "I…hate…you…guys" She said very out of breath.
All three of them just shrugged and walked into the shop after Zella jumped of Bickslow's back, Kathrine walked into the isle where they kept A Games of Thrones, she could still hear there idiotic giggles; she really needed new friends, but she loved them deep (very, very deep) down.
"Dude!" Zella said calling over Alli and Bickslow who had picked up two picture books "I found those crappy porn books!" Both of them rushed over and picked up one for themselves and began to read them in stupid voices, Alli replaced all the inappropriate words with cupcake which was too funny for words and Bickslow read it in different voices.
After a few minutes of this Kathrine came over to them and took the books away, that's when Zella noticed and stopped dead snatching one of the books back. "It's called Fifty Shades Freed! OMG this is Freed's book! Freed wrote Porn" Once everyone noticed they literally fell on the floor trying to catch their breath from all the laughter, the thought of Freed writing porn amused everyone to no end.
"WE have to buy this for him!" Bickslow announced his babies agreeing with him "Buy, buy!" and so they did.
Once they arrived back to the guild hall Freed and Laxus had finally gotten over the events from earlier but they were still a little awkward around each other, if only they knew! Bickslow thought as he walked into the guild.
When we approached them Alli turned to Freed and said "You think you're so cool with your red coat and your green hair that you won't let me touch! You make me sick…LET ME WEAR YOUR COAT!"
Freed looked very confused so Zella said "Ignore her she just wants you coat" Zella then smirked and said "We know your secret, Freed!" and laughed along with Bickslow and Alli, apparently Kathrine was just here to see Freed's reaction.
"What secret?" Freed asked more confused "Porn, Porn!" Bickslow's babies said making Zella, Alli and Bickslow laugh so hard. Evergreen and Laxus were shocked but still laughed along, "What?!" Freed yelled, his face as red as his coat, it was actually adorable, Zella thought.
"We went to the new book shop and found this" Kathrine said handing him the book that they brought. "So why didn't you tell us people wrote porn for you?" Bickslow asked smirking at Freed who looked like he was going to have a brain aneurysm at any second. Once Evergreen and Laxus got a look at the title they were on the floor dying of laughter.
"OMG!" Zella said grabbing Alli "Maybe Freed wrote it and its porn about him and Laxus" Alli's eyes widened in shock and she agreed enthusiastically "YES!"
Laxus wasn't laughing anymore; he looked like he really didn't know what to think at all. Freed was, if possible, even redder that he was a second ago and Evergreen was on the floor clutching her stomach from all the laughter.
Bickslow picked up the book and began to read a scene changing the names "Do you want me to spank you, Freed?' Everything south of my waist tightens deliciously. I realize I've wanted this since he threatened me during lunch ... He smacks me hard so I cry out, then sticks two fingers inside me"
Everyone was laughing except Freed and Laxus, who were embarrassed, "Okay that's enough, I don't think Freed wants all his sexual factices read out" Zella said stopping Bickslow from continuing reading the Porn.
After all the laughing died down Zella and Alli asked Levy to alter the book a little and then left both Freed and Laxus a copy, in the inside cover they had written "OTP" Both Freed and Laxus kept the books, although they wouldn't admit it to anyone under any cost.