"Where's Diddy Kong?" Lanky Kong asked Chunky Kong as they were walking through the Kingo Jungle, with Lanky walking on his hands.
Chunky rubbed the back of his head with his right hand as he shrugged. "I don't know. Maybe he's doing something naughty that neither of us know about."
"Well whatever it is, I want to get in on it. My walnuts have been getting itchy lately." Lanky responded as the two male Kongs reached Donkey Kong's hut, with Lanky climbing up the ladder first as HE added on to his previous statement, "And my peanuts need some action. I can't stand to not doing anything but let my pineapples smell. Uh!"
"Do you think you might need grapes, melons, and oranges?" Chunky asked as he briefly took off his red cap to reveal the different fruits packed in somehow.
Lanky shook his head as HE glanced back at Chunky. "Nah, they won't do. All I need are coconut shells to get the party started."
"...Oh yeah." Chunky remarked as he nodded, smiling as he placed his cap back on and continued climbing up the ladder.
As Lanky and Chunky both reached the top, they entered the cabin, only for both of them to gasp in shock as they saw Candy Kong sitting down on Diddy, crushing him with her big fat butt as she was releasing brassy farts, which to the monkey's dismay was sulfur like in smell as Candy smirked, feeling delightfully sinister as she was relieving herself while punishing Diddy at the same time, who admittedly had it coming to him.
"Well, now I certainly have a funny face." Lanky admitted as he was stumped. "Talk about having no style or grace."
Chunky nodded in agreement as he began touching his fingertips together. "Yeah... I might think slow, I might feel a bit high, but seeing this for some reason makes me feel like one hell of a guy..."