Welcome to Forgotten, Extended, Alternate, Scenes!
These scene you're about to espy didn't make it to the real deal, but it shall render it some sense. With that said, go behind the ship and learn some secrets. No I take that back, dive in the sky water!
Forgotten Scene 1: Ass Appeasement
This was way before anything happened. Let's take this a month back before the encounter of those peculiar pirates and tyrants. It was merely a peaceful walk in nature, just peaceful and beautiful, but when eyes come in contact with candy, anything can happen.
Chris: {checking out Jill's rounds coated in khakis} Good God you can make somebody. Wroo she needs this. {begins to perform freakish acts}
Leon: {ogling at something nice and round} Nice workout. Girl walking it bra. {humps with his sexual speech} Work, that, ass! {begins his own sexual sensations}
Chris: WORK!
Leon: Clean up woman! She's makin' it easy, for a clean up woman, to get that lovin', un-huh.
When Jill and Ada's turns to them, they freeze themselves solid.
Ada: What is wrong with y'all?!
Jill: What the fuck Chris! We all need this walk, not this ghetto embarrassment.
When they show their backs, freak buddies resumes their ass appeasement.
Leon: {positioned his upper body like he's driving a car with the low's freaking out the air} Twenty thousand years of funk!
Chris: {like he's riding a horse, containing his horny nature} Let's go all over the world baby. My cupcake let's a go!
Again stares drives in on them, and again they retreat in ice.
Ada: {nodding her head} Okay I see y'all game. {turns her back}
Jill: Nasty fucks y'all serious?! {turns and stomps off}
Leon: Want that {freezes when eyes hit him; three seconds later} leftover swag! {eyes hits him}
Chris: Water walkin' {freezes with his partner} with oil pack stank- {eyes hits him; when they left} –ka walk! WALK ROUND!
Ada: Time to end this. {accosts Leon; she winds up going the opposite and takes a spank in the rear} We're in fucking public you horny python!
Chris: {freak running to Jill} Physical physics! TEACH THE CHIL-REN!
Leon: C'mere! {his rooster takes heavy damage} UHHHHHHHHHHHHH! POWER OF LEGS!
Ada: {rushes her leg behind her} GET OFF THE HEAT! FREEZE THE BOTH OF Y'ALL!
Chris screams from the forest; scaring the birds free from trees.
Ada: You will get this; just not now okay? Now get your doggy ass up and walk.
Jill: {within the forest} FUCKING RAPIST! GET UP YOU BLACK ROTTWEILER!
Ada: RACIST!
Jill: Vietnam looking woman, now is not the time to set up sticks for American tourist!
Ada: Rich rise bitch!
Leon: Fuck woman. Them fucking heels are like knives damn!
Chris: MY NUTS!
Leon: {heat returns to him} We're just friennn. {freak dances nature} "Do you wanna be dirty girl? Come on."
Chris: {heat reclaims him} "You, you got what I neeeeeeed! But you say he just a friend! You say he just a friend—OHHHH BABY!..."
Ada: *sigh* I give up.
Jill: WHAT THE FUCK!
AlternateScene 2: Mirror Prophecy
J'avo, Majini & Ganado: "{religiously cursed} They want all of us. They want all of us. {repeat themselves slopping their out the dark catacomb}"
Ada: What is wrong with them? That don't matter let's screw! {dives at Leon's chest}
Leon: {tackled down} LOOK AT ALL OF THIS WOMAN! THAT'S TOO MUCH WOMAN NOW!
Jill: {wrapped in Chris arms} I know this Vietnamese didn't attack an American.
Chris: {loving his viral possession} C'mon Jill end that shit.
Meanwhile outside the ship...
J'avo, Majini & Ganado: {appearing in a line} They want all of us. They want all of us. {lines converts to side by side with Majini being the center of attention}
Helena: {gathers disgust} More foreign affairs? Great; like blackanese wasn't enough.
Sheva: I'm right here Helena.
Helena: I'm talking about that Chinese bitch from Raccoon City!
The trio develops wide unbelievable eyes.
Ganada: YO! Them females are gay!
J'avo: They in lesbian love Gan!
Majini: They all about those jeans too!
Helena: WHAT YOU PEOPLE KNOW?!
Majini: YO' WHO GAY?!
J'avo: FLEX! JUST GO ON AND FLEX!
Ganado: YOU BOTH DIG DICKLESS PUSSIES!
Helena: You fucking foreigners are noisy like the United States! Getting into everyone's business!
Sheva: Y'all some fucking LIERS!
J'avo: YOU FOUL! JUST FOUL!
Majini: Don't be foul from the truth!
Anonymous: {entertained from this} King, behold immigrant drama!
Dark Black Shadow: Where's our residential heroes?
Anonymous: Well intercourse is not qualified here.
Dark Black Shadow: We don't need this world! Constant sex makes snow whiter and plays the role of kudzu. {extends his hand to his queen} Let's rid this world together.
As soon as her hand locks in contact, flames devours the entire world. Resident Evil is no more...
Forgotten Scene 3: Carla?
Leon hammers J'avo's stomach into submission.
Leon: {every word jams into his enemy's torso} FREE, MY, WOMAN, {uppercuts the mask off} NOW!
J'avo: OW! FUCK! YEAOW! {launches vertically from the uppercut}OKAAAAAAAY! FREE THEM BITCHES!
Chris: {hurls Majini between the bars} Fucking asshole!
Majini: {head stuck deep in them} HELLLP!
Ada: Ewww.
Jill: Show him your hairs. The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice right?
Ada: Nasty whore, you can suck him.
Ganado: {retreating} Que puta se han ido casas!
Chris: {Blasts the cowards head off} Now you can run.
Leon: {scouring J'avo for the key} WHERE'S THE SHIT! FREE MY WOMAN!
Ada: HE WANTS ME!
Jill: I would think twice before gathering some black infection from this ewe. {receives an unexpected boot in the fore head} Your ass is lucky!
J'avo: RAPE! MOLESTER! PEDOPHILE!
Leon: {snatches the key and puts annoyance to sleep with it} Got it!
Chris: Let's get out of here.
Carla: {yawning from the dark} Hey can you people quiet down? Shit I got a long ass day in a few hours. What time is it?
Ada: Carla?
Carla: Hey that sounds like me. Ada?! {appears out the dark} Leon, Chris?! We having a reunion?!
Ada: Um, No. We're getting the hell out of here.
Carla: {never saw Jill in her life} Bitch who you?!
Jill: Now we got twins. This is so Asian.
Ada: {punches her mouth in and locks it in a sharp yank} If you say something else, you will surely die. {shoves it off}
Carla: YEAH BITCH GET HER! SLUT YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
Leon: Can y'all calm down?! Please?
Carla: {walking around and checking out Leon like she's a horny orbit around a planet} Man you get sexier as life pass by. Wanna fuck?
Ada: Bitch you better BACK THE FUCK UP!
Carla: I'M MAKING YOUR ASS HAPPY! I'm YOU!
Ada: NO THE FUCK YOU AIN'T!
Carla: SAME FACE AND ALL!
Ada: AND?! You old George of a jungle ass bitch.
Leon: Man I don't know who's Ada now.
Ada: DUMBASS LOOK AT THE CLOTHES!
Leon: {ogling at Carla's legs} This one got legs!
Ada: You mentally challenged ass really?!
Carla: Ha! {warps her arms around his neck} It's official!
Leon: {nabs her arms} Can't say that just yet. {tosses the key at Chris} Free them.
Chris: This is some good shit. Will do.
Carla: {slowly raising her leg up to his shoulders} Well, want this leg?
Ada: THIS WHORE!
Leon: {shoves her to the floor} I will not, dig in an imposter! The Ada I know don't flex like that!
Carla: {buttock collides in a sharp pin needle; which she instantly hops from} Damn man my ass! You said I got legs!
Leon: Well she do too!
Ada: CHRIS HURRY! I'm about to murder this bitch!
Chris: {taking his time} This shit is hard.
Jill: Negros taught these people well.
Ada: Honey wanna be first to fell my wrath?!
Jill: Nah, I'm just saying though, you skiddy Asians hanged out with n-{mouth gets roasted by Ada's unexpected fist}
Ada: {now seizing air from Jill} Chris, you're taking your sweet ass time. Well I got this...{hurls Jill at the gate} MOVE!
Chris: {rolling out of dodge} DAAAAAAAAAMN!
Jill smashes freedom and sacrifices her conscious.
Leon: {seeing red} No Ada, no. I know you, she ain't worth hell.
Carla: {rushes up with glares at herself} No, bring your ass on!
Ada: {storming at her} Yeah bitch want my man?!
Carla: He been tapped this!
Ada: EXCUSE ME?!
Carla: Trick he's just calling back for more!
Leon: {shakes a mad finger at Carla} YOU FUCKING LIE!
Anonymous: {limping in the area} What's with all that noise?
Chris: {eyes instantly giggles} OH SHIT! Leon, it's Unknown from Tekken!
Leon: Sho is.
Anonymous: Yes but I'm utterly different.
Chris: You know Jun?
Anonymous: I am no part of Namco! I'm Dry Black's masterpiece.
Chris and Leon blankly stare at each other.
Chris: Who that?
Leon: Shit I don't know.
Anonymous: {seeing the war of Adas storming behind Leon} You should save your special one from danger. You either ignoring them or you're deaf.
Leon: {reluctantly turns} Shit this woman bra. {frantically runs in} NOOOO ADA!
You hear a bone crack.
Carla: YEAOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Ada: And the dumb thing is, you saw that coming!
Leon: Ada what the fuck!
Ada: She did that to herself.
Chris: You really don't know Jun?
Anonymous gives him this glare. Then her eyes engulfs in flames.
Chris: {moving back} I'm just asking girl.
Anonymous: I'm an edit creation from scratch! No more!
Chris: Where's the tattoo and shit!
Anonymous: {presents her palm; a keyhole appears} You're so damn persistent. Do "she," have this? {keyhole light up in pure white and blasts out a purple acid projectile. Then an x-blade screeches out} Only I own godly powers. I'm the divine immortal of all!
Chris: Man you played Kingdom Hearts too?! Yoooo, you the bitch of bitches man!
The gooey projectile morphs into Jun; in her red outfit.
Chris: Yoo, you can make people?! {ponders about things}
Anonymous: {predicting him} You better not!
Chris: Can you make Aqua from Kingdom hearts?
Anonymous: No. {limps towards Leon and trouble} Nurture my leg first!
Chris: {blankly gawking at her} What is that?!
Anonymous: Jun, enjoy yourself.
Jun: Shall do.
Chris: Girl you sexy as fuck! You know that right?
Carla: {dragging Ada's hair all over the place} Yeah bitch! What now!
Ada: {struggling} You fucker! I just got this shit done!
Carla: Jack my fine nails! Little bitch. {slams her head in her knee then backhands}
Leon & Chris: {Chris holding Jun} SHIIIIIIIIT!
Jun: Do this place have a shower room? {seductively drags him out the scene} I like wet sex.
Leon: {not aware Anonymous was close to him} Ohhhhh snap Chris.
Chris: Yea boy. Sexiest woman in history wants me! I'm blessed!
Anonymous: So you say. {feels Leon's eyes on her} What?
Leon: Who are you really?
Anonymous: Anonymous. A goddess with divine powers for all conquers! Tonight, this universe will become a part of this realm called Hell!
Leon: {Squeezes her neck and gets in her face} NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anonymous blows a minty breath at him; thus blows him to the ground.
Anonymous: Brush your teeth. Enough of chowing down on produced waste.
Leon: {forcefully shoves her off, but barely moves her and his hands were illegally on milk} Stank Playstation ass bitch!
Anonymous: {eyes go pink} So soon. {mesmerizing him down} So pathetic. So easy to command. {gets on him} You're an interesting guy with intellect of a dinosaur. You're qualified to, get this. {makes her emotions take control}
Ada: {constantly smacking Carla's heated cheek} GO, FIND, SOME, ONE, {last blow knocks her silly} ELSE! Now, Leon. {sees yet another woman going for her man} OH HELL NO!
Anonymous: {sends a gust of wind at her} WAIT! {turns back to Leon reclaiming her crazy side} Your turn.
Leon: {in normalcy} Get off!
Anonymous: So your quick huh? You pushed me! In the wrong spot.
Dark Black Shadow: {appears as Aqua's shadow} Honey you healed yet? You know no human can't play marriage! All they want is sex and no responsibility when them little brats generate!
Anonymous: He shot my tits!
Ada: Who you black shadow?!
Dark Black Shadow: {grins} You know me. {shoots dark light into her brain; thus closes her eyes} Now, you're a dependent soul. Your sex is now altered. You will no longer have the ability for human development of another. You're a human, NO MORE!
Ada: {reveals her purple pupils}...{scans herself} What the fuck, did you do?! What kind of mind game shit is that?! {brings a mirror out to see herself} Purple eyes?! PORN LOVING MOTHER FUCKER! YOU "FOUL!"
Dark Black Shadow: It didn't "succeed?!"
Anonymous: You lack the enzyme. I always told you to put some force in possession!
Leon: Bitch get off!
Dark Black Shadow: Well who's the divine queen? You failed me also. That man, slip out of your possession!
Anonymous: That's not your concern.
Ada: Can you people please take that outside?
Dark Black Shadow: {slowly storming out} BRING YOUR ASS!
Anonymous: {gets off of Leon and limps off too} NIGGA YOU BETTER CLOSE THAT! Moon the wrong person and you shall burn!
Dark Black Shadow: You the whore around here showing the world a lot of nothing!
Anonymous: And you have nothing to deliver!
Ada: {kneels behind Leon and massages his shoulders} Those damned souls.
Leon: Yeah, they're pretty fucked up.
Pleasure within the darkness arouses.
Jun's Voice: *moans* Want some strawberries to march in captain?!
Chris Voice: MAN DAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT NO LIIIIIIIIE!
Ada: Is that Chris? Are they?
Leon: Yeah baby, they're fucking.
Ada: Okay then. You see what that freak did to my eyes?!
Leon: Yep, made 'em purple. Now you're more sweet.
Ada: Oh Leon.
Carla, deep in her losing slumber, faces a nightmare.
Extended Scene 4: Boat Bout
"Agent: Man I should've joined the Mercenaries instead of this. I don't get paid enough for this bull."
Militia: {ogling at Helena} Easy access!
Majini: {shoving through he crowd} MAKE WAY! ASIAN'S MINE!
J'avo: {thwarts him} Lil' Bungalow hold your ass. Red bitch's mine.
Ganado: Man I want white bitch. Got "big" jugs of milk!
Sheva: Uh, excuse me?! I know you nasty freaks ain't serious.
Black Los Illuminado: What's to them?!
Militia: Dispose of these roaches first, then we fuck 'em! Now HAVE AT THEM!
The crowd rages at them.
Agent: {beckons with the knife} Come on bitches come on.
HUNK: {loads his gun up} Ho down at sundown nigga!
Sheva: These women better wake the hell up. Ninjas take them!
HUNK: {blasts away} KUMAAAAAH!
Tribal Majini: {evading every bullet} Tiki-lee-ah!
HUNK: Fucking ninja turtle.
Soldier Majini: {taunts Shava} Come on baby. Come on.
Sheva: Nigga you better back the hell up.
Helena: My damn nose. REALLY ASIAN! Go back to Korea. {hears freaking laughter coming to her} What kind of shit?
Ganado: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Majini: C'mon Chinese wake up for daddy.
Helena: Foreigners in heat. That's the last thing on my got-damn list!
Ada moans up.
Helena: Get the hell off me!
Ada: Wh-what?
J'avo: Let's make babies! Chilren!
Soldier Majini: {runs by them} Oh shit! Oh shit! {repeats himself as he survive the she devil's chase}
Sheva: {charging after him} FUCKING ASS! LIKE TO TAP SHIT?!
Soldier Majini: ASS JUICY GAL!
Sheva: NIGGA GO TO HELL!
Militia: {in a knife fight with Agent} FOOL! Dare to challenge me?!
Agent: Nigga is you dumb?! {gets hammered by an elbow} Okay Shawn Michales.
Everyone else suppress war and watches everyone else like they're in a theater.
HUNK: {draining his whiskey} B-button!
Black Los Illuminado: {gets high on airheads} Love that game-cube.
Tribal Majini: {jacks a pole} PO-LE-PO-LEEEEE!
Red Los Illuminado: {sniffs cocaine} *cough, cough cough* Man, this some mooooooooo!
Black Los Illuminado: {performs a random act of craziness} "Man throws some D's on dat shit! Throws some D's on dat shit! Throws some D's on dat shit!"
HUNK: {looking at him} Man I drunk enough.
Red Los Illuminado: {like he's in a auditorium suite making the world's greatest hit} Ain't, got, time, boy, ain't got no TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...{holds it out changing pitches}
HUNK: This man is gone boy.
Militia: {counter attacks Agent} You suck. This is a waste of my time.
Agent: This is what me and yo girl did last night. {rapes the floor} FUCKED, HER, GOOD!
Militia: Ass tryin' to be funny?! I don't dig girls!
Agent: Oh so we gay?
Ada: {slowly recovers} *groan* Leon, I'm coming.
Helena: {sleeps holds the sweet side of the Spanish infection} You finally up?
Majini: Le go.
J'avo: We're swag masters yo.
Ada: Where's Leon? I don't have time for this shit.
Helena: Chinese you don't have a choice! Them gods left your ass to die, with your man!
Soldier Majini's Voice: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sheva's Voice: TAP SOMEONE ELSE! FUCKING PERV!
Black Los Illuminado: Do the stankin' leg!
Red Los Illuminado: STANK!
Tribal Majini: BALLE MO JABI! COME LA NOCHE!
Ada & Helena: {giving him intense blanks} What kind of shit?
Helena: {opponent succumbs to sleep} About time. {pushes him out} Nasty ass going after my facility.
Ada: Man go to church and find a saint.
Helena: You! Need to alter your head, black Asian think you're actually a nigger. Please, you're a flat ass Asian who's miserable and false.
Ada: We mad Snow White?
Helena: {rages after her} WANNA KNOW?!
Ada: {flees off} I don't have time for this! I can kick your ass and I beat you down twice!
Helena: Your dependency on that damn clover just ran out! You're dead this time bitch!
Majini: Don't hurt my woman man!
Militia: HEY, sorry fools, take out this human!
J'avo: Woman is more in my time, you jack him.
Militia: I KNOW THIS SSHHHHHHHIT! AIN'T, REAL!
Majini: Fine shit! {reluctantly aids} Snake ass bitch we got you.
J'avo: {don't want to either} Spoiled kid looking ass faggot.
Agent: PUSSY!
Militia: You can't fight! Maybe these panty lovers can be of decency. HURRY YOUR ASSES ON!
Majini: NIGGA WE COMIN'!
J'avo: You stank beaner!
Militia: {giving him a frightful glare} Say that racist shit in my face!
J'avo: {slowly moving back} Bring your ass then. {runs from his mistake} SHIT I'M JOKIN'!
Majini: A good oil one on one game. Lego!
Agent: "If you ain't no money then take yo broke, ass, home!"
Red & Black Los Illuminados: "You said if you ain't no money then take yo broke, ass, home!"
Majini: Like being "glamorous" niggas?
HUNK: Kiss his ass!
Agent: Nigga that's gay!
HUNK: What I said? I said kiss, his, ass!
Agent: {looks at him covered in a smoky coat} Man yo ass smelt too much air.
Red Los Illuminado: Man needs his oxygen!
Tribal Majini: Smoky li kitty! Stoop, in holdall staga!
Black Los Illuminado: His ass need some church! I will take you there! Take you there!
Meanwhile, the chase between Ada and Helena still rages on
Ada: Bitch calm the hell down!
Helena: PUSSY ASS BITCH FIGHT ME!
Militia: {stops his chase and gawks} Yeah boy. Work off that body.
J'avo: {stops to ogle too} Man, redness workin' it. You go girl!
Helena: Oh hell no!
Ada: Fucking pervs.
Militia: {seeing demons accosting him} Oh shit J'avo! {flees off} KILL THESE BITCHES!
J'avo: {ignores and flees off as well} BEANER YOU MUST BE OUT JO GOT-DAMN MIND!
Helena: {goes after them} Like to watch?! Then here comes a foreign mining!
Ada: {catches her breath} It's About time. Yeah rip them pervs for me. Show them how much of a man you are!
Sheva: {returning with bloody hands} Finally killed that fucking leprechaun!
Agent: {thrust the knife down his opponent's throat} You suck balls. {throws the fresh corpse's head off}
Black Los Illuminado: Hey Ms. Blackness, want some white power?
Sheva: Nigga go fuck a camel!
Red Los Illuminado: Bitch you look like one so c'mon over and get this!
Sheva: You fuckers are high.
Black Los Illuminado: LET'S FUCK!
Red Los Illuminado: Yo momma's pubic hairs made yo outfit! Hope yo ass know that!
Black Illiminado laughs real loud and crazy.
Sheva: That's funny huh? Dry ass preachers.
HUNK: She said dry bones! {laughs with supreme excitement}
Ada: Wroo. Now where's that purple bitch.
Sheva: Man that broad went to hyperspace.
Red Los Illuminado: Want to talk to the lost goddest huh? Blackness we got chu! Activate the boat! {engages himself in a religious prayer}
Black Los Illuminado: PAAAAAAHAHAAAAA! Man won't boat! {joins his leader}
Militia's Echoing Voice: MY DICK!
Helena's Voice: My girl will love this.
Ada: Did I really hear that?
Sheva disguises her uncontrollable smile.
Ada: Okay. I hope my postulation's not true.
Agent: Her girl's smilin'!
HUNK: She got a real toy to play wit!
Tribal Majini: I be gettin' my boost til' I git wit!
A vortex slowly cracks the ship in half.
Red Los Illuminado: There ya go! She's in that raimbow beautay lass!
Black Los Illuminado: YA TRICK! Booshy man in there too!
Tribal Majini: Flossy-flossy! GRAND YELLOW MAN JANI!
J'avo: {running out the dark opening} She didn't get me I'm free.
Ada: {launches an arrow at him; head gushes kool-aid all over} Now you're free.
Sheva: We need to go now! AGENT, HUNK, BRING YO ASSES!
Agent: {carrying his free of life partner} "If you ain't no money then take yo' broke, ass, home! You say If you ain't no money then take yo' broke, ass, home!"
HUNK: "If you ain't no money then take yo' broke, ass, home!"
Helena: {returning with bloody hands} Okay. Now bitch, it's your time to be the devil's slave!
Ada: First of all, fix your face and around the corner. Second, we have bigger things to settle.
Helena: Jap fuck your headless chicken!
Ada: I'm not talking about him! Those two gods?! {receiving a blank stare from Helena} We slow?
Helena: Nigger don't talk to me like that! Bitch I graduated with a one point four nine gpa! WHAT!
Sheva: Man you should've kept that to yourself.
Agent: {low voice to HUNK} Yo, our captain' is dumber than a got-damn turkey.
HUNK: {near mute back} She don't got no brains. All this big bird can do is hunt in the wild and perform barbaric acts. Shit she look like one.
Agent: Fucking Beowulf killed all the dinosaurs.
HUNK: Wiped out large games too.
Agent & HUNK: By her damn self!
Sheva: {heard their conversation} You two should be ashamed.
Ada: Yeah you're smart as hell. Fuck you then I got this. You, gon' ahead and play with your new toy! {hops in the vortex}
Helena: Korean you're not getting away that easily! {goes after her nemesis}
Sheva: *sigh* She's making friends. C'mon slow pokes hurry! {jumps in}
HUNK and Agent sings "Glamorous" all the way to the portal of another universe.
Black Los Illuminado: {smoking some pot} Man I miss them already.
Red Los Illuminado: {regaining reality} SHIT! We failed our masters! {notice the vortex} DID WE FUCKING OPEN THIS?! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Tribal Majini: MY TABLE!
Black Los Illuminado: Well let's join our bothers...AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH!
Red Los Illuminado: You cursed yourself with these sinful items!
Tribal Majini: MOJULAAAAAAAH! BILINATEEEE!
The ship sinks in their lives. Now, they cuddled up with Jill; long live the minors.
Forgotten Alternate Scene 5: Carla? Again
Op-brothers perishes the guards and frees their feminine sidekicks. Ada gives her "man" a lap dance.
Chris: No man already? We just freed these girls Leon.
Leon: She's my woman!
Ada: Yeah you tell him chocolate pie.
Jill: Fucking negros!
Ada: {rushes off of him} Chris you better get her! That racist bull said everything in the book to hurt me!
Leon: {press her belly button} Baby calm down.
Ada: {hanging on the presser's arm} She's lost. Miserable! She can't be helped!
Chris: I beg to differ.
Carla: {walking by fast; stops when she see's the crowd by the side} Hey, do one of y'all sell dime bags?
Chris: W-what?!
Carla: Dime bag! {scratches her neck frantically looking around her} You k-know, grass, powder, crack, in a bag for a little nothing.
Ada: Bitch move your ass on!
Jill: Oh dear, like one black chopstick isn't full of Chinese noodles.
Ada points a threatening finger at her.
Carla: My mother?!
Ada: Trash we can't help you! We don't have nothing you want! Now GO!
Leon: {walks to Carla with concern} Damn babe chill!
Ada: She's off Leon! I don't trust her!
Carla: Y-you got something? {a finger goes in her belly} Weirdo what?
Leon: You're don't have a nice body no more. You jacked yourself up with drugs! WHY?!
Carla: I LIKE CRACK! Crack takes me to Heaven! Crack makes me feel good. Crack is everything!
Jill: The story of a nigger.
Carla: {thrust a hard sharp palm at Jill's neck} Cracker I not that doped up! I know the difference between shit and piss! I still know what my mother went through to raised me by herself, I still know the kind of abuse she endured when my daddy came home from time to time, I STILL KNOW!
Leon & Chris: {when Jill's neck got hammered} DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
Leon: Did that shit out of nowhere!
Chris: She's from Sonic's shit man!
Leon: No doubt. Nah bra, that's got-damn Dragon Ball Z!
Chris: ACE NIGGA!
Ada: My lord, I'm sorry.
Carla: Save it! I'm about to take y'all ass to church!
Chris: YEA GIRL GO!
Carla: I'm 'bout to go to CHURCH!
Leon: OHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAH!
Dark Black Shadow: {in Carla's shadow} This shall be entertaining.
Carla: See you fucking females! Always like to hate and judge another!
Chris: TELL 'EM!
Leon: GET IM'!
Ada: Nigga shut up.
Carla: Bitch you!
Ada: I'M NOT TALKING TO YOUR SLUTTY ASS!
Carla: {balds her fists up} You will today.
Chris: {pops a fist up} Revern!
Ada: Let's not jump to conclusions.
Carla: You're too "protective!" No one, wants your fucking man okay! I don't know who's worst, this overprotective bitch or this racist hater.
Chris: {pops a fist up} Revern!
Ada: And you think you're so impeccable huh? You strung yourself on crack! BAD DECISION BITCH!
Chris: {pops a fist up} Revern!
Leon: {ludicrously} Man Chris, c'mon man.
Chris: Harrumph!
Carla: Bitch here your ass go misjudging me again! I was raised around slavery and baby with your attitude, you wouldn't last a damn day! {targets Jill; who's still chocking from the devastating blow} I deal with these kind of crackers everyday. Throwing baleful slurs out of spite and just for hell of it! "For the evulz" per se!
Chris: {wraps love behind her} THIS IS MY WOMAN NOW!
Carla: Nigga you better back the hell up!
Chris: Okay girl you run this.
Ada: We all got our shit! Yours may be deep in hell, but we all got our shit okay?! No matter the color, all, got, shit!
Carla: {waves her hand at Jill} Bore this cracker with that.
Anonymous: {bubbling out the floor} Amazing. Flames are burning our place sweetie.
Dark Black Shadow: {rising out her shadows} I see. Impressive.
Carla: May we help y'all? We're talking here.
Anonymous: Resume. Don't mind us.
Carla: Hell no. Demons go back to hell!
Dark Black Shadow: This is our home. You're interfering with our slumber.
Ada: You anesthetic fuckers.
Anonymous: Honey we didn't inflict harm, {smiles evilly at all} yet.
Carla: Shit I need a drink. {one forms in her hand} Dang I didn't have to travel ten miles.
Dark Black Shadow: We're merely jinns. Any wish requested, shall be granted.
Carla: Yeah, well y'all noisy genies then. Easing y'alls asses in the house like the Matrix.
Leon: Go find a lamp and sleep.
Anonymous: You may. {gas sneaks out of her palm and invades his space}
Leon: {fading off} He-he-heh. Yeah she can freak dance till this day. {fades in dream land}
Ada: Bitch only "I" can put my man to sleep!
Anonymous: Cow mend your ways.
Ada: "Cow?"
Anonymous: End your evolution of milk. He's not drinking anytime soon.
Carla: {stops Ada from going off} No this is extra. I got this.
Ada: You better get her.
Carla: What the fuck? Find some activities or something! GO AWAY THE BOTH OF YOU!
Dark Black Shadow: {eyes slowing glowing yellow} NOT! Until we recollect the past of one's precious life.
Chris: What's going on here?
Jill: {finally have the ability to speak} Too many black negros in here. It's too hot in here.
Anonymous: Amusing. You're be a fine maid, don't you think baby?
Dark Black Shadow: Indeed. For eternity, you will blowjob every black dick and please the cunt of all darkness. Include the anal.
Anonymous: {slowly walks to Jill} Beautiful. {hand decays to bones} Shall be cursed upon her now. {puts a soft finger on her forehead; instantly decaying flesh to fire} Done.
Jill: You're a fake! Your putrid face shall stare at me no more! NO! NOOOO YOU'RE NASTY NIGGER NOO! {dying at the top of her lungs} AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! {decays to nothing}
Ada: Good. About time someone kills her.
Carla: {flicks a dime at Anonymous as a reward} You deserve some crack.
Dark Black Shadow: {invisible smoke summons itself and heads in Carla's direction} You merit more of life. {giving her sweet pleasure} You had a depressing time, pleasing oppression every second.
Carla: {receiving a high level of excitement} Man, this is some rare shit I never tried before. {didn't even know she was on the floor} Oh my this is some good shit.
Dark Black Shadow: You need a male that actually cares, someone who will hold you when you need it, say things that will render you back to peace, call you an exquisite woman and actually mean it not for intercourse, but to see you recover happiness.
Ada: A sleazy talker just like the devil. Don't trust him clone!
Carla: {has a drunken visage} What you care for?! Like you have my b-back. Where's my man hell? I wish for Michael Jackson! I like music and he got it like a boss so revive his ass! That's the only thing that really turns me on for sex. Shit I need it; PLAY SOME SLOW JAMZ OR SOMETHING! Body need a massage hell come touch this!
Anonymous: {grew pink eyes possessing Leon} Your dream is granted.
Leon: "Hello, is it me you're looking for?"
Carla: Richie bring your fine ass over here.
Ada: Bitch really? You know he's mine!
Anonymous: We, technically, he's still yours; if you're looking at it correctly.
Dark Black Shadow: That's you, you're with you him now.
Ada: Heh-heh-heh that's funny. Fuckers I'm not dumb! That's a fucking imposter and you both know it!
Dark Black Shadow: Now now.
Anonymous: I'll handle her, woman on woman. Miss Ada, she's old enough to be your mother and she indeed, faced impossible odds that you, will never overcome.
Ada: Dumb bitch, I was around slavery too! I know what when down in those fucked up times! Shit I was assigned to rescue a runaway slave from a determined plantation.
Anonymous: Pleased to be bored by such rubbish. She, actually was trapped in workloads for a penny; even had a difficult time accomplishing that. You had it easy. {all Ada can do is glare} Pleased you learned something from this. Pathetic females, most degrading creatures in existence! Make me want to puke for pity's sake!
Ada: And you look like pubic hair. Go find your mother and reattach yourself back with her sisters.
Anonymous: You're degrading, disgusting foul brute! {targets her keyhole and curved nails at the insulter} PERISH!
Dark Black Shadow: {connects his palm with his wife's}Now let's not commit crimes we don't have to do.
Anonymous: You're below me anyway.
Ada: Fucking owl go hoot at Hooters.
The monstrous goddess roars forcefully in Ada's direction.
Ada: {cleans her ears} We mad?
Anonymous: {hair stretches up from lightning empowerment} If I was, you will be dead! No one shall breath if I'M, PISSED, THE FUCK, OFF!
Dark Black Shadow: We shall allow you all to live one last day before world's end. Enjoy it like it's your last.
Anonymous: See you all in hell. {glares at Ada for a long time} You really need to go now.
Ada: Bitch, anytime.
Anonymous: (wants to kill but can't) WHY DARKNESS?!
Dark Black Shadow: She will get hers my fine fountain of youth. Just be patient.
Anonymous: She need to perish NOW!
Dark Black Shadow: Come baby come. I know she didn't get the best of you. {sees her eyes burn dark red} Divine failure. Impossible.
Ada: Even gods fuck up some way.
Anonymous: It's imperative that you zip your dirty ass MOUTH!
Dark Black Shadow: You need a top refinement!
Anonymous: {dark tears rain down} This can't be. She did master my tolerance. You will rue braking me down like this. Burn my milk station down! Quell 'em dry! {morphs in bubbles and pops away}
Dark Black Shadow: Behold my woman. Fine masterpiece that only I possess. And her bosom are roses to the cheeks and clouds to the lips. I merit this for half the day. Enjoy your last day, Miss. Wong. {blends in darkness laughing maniacally}
Ada: You're done? {sees nothing but Chris deep in snorter} What? Leon? Fake Ada? What the hell we serious?!
Chris: {in his sleep} Revern.
Alternate Scene 6: Ada Vs Helena Vs Foreign Affairs
Helena: {cracking her fist} Chinese, you shall go now! You want fried rice?!
Ganado: YOU THINK I MIGHT CHEAT?! {receiving crazy glares from the ladies} HUH?!
J'avo: {licking lips for that juice} U Redu ovde je ono što mi gonna, mi gonna igra u posebnom utakmica. Mi gon' tap je govno od onih koji vrednuju.
Ganado: Oh yeah gran mujer necesita algunas manos casas.
Sheva: {glaring at the horny Majini} Nigga who you looking at?! Oct coke face tree.
Majini: {having fantasies for Sheva} Naam mtoto kuleta yo nyeusi pande zote punda juu ya zaidi ya hapa. Leo, yo shit itakuwa jammed katika nyumba yangu!
Sheva: This nigga can speak Chinese. We're not Asian! Mental ass faggot!
J'avo: Let's start this shit yo!
- Attempt 1 -
Helena: {chasing Ada down} Why we running? Fucking slave that's all you people know what to do. Run from the white folks.
Ada: Incredible Hulk stay the fuck away!
J'avo: {targeting Ada like a hawk} Yea baby, come closer.
Ganado: {gawking at the hunter} Big bucks big bucks let me holla at cha-holla at cha-holla at cha!
Sheva: Women these days.
Majini: {acting stealthy with hard ogles at destiny} Wroo wee! Girl got an aaaaaaaaaaaass on "her!"
J'avo: {itching} C'mon sexy get a little closer. {nabs Ada and gets in intense heat} UHHHHH YEAH TRICK!
Ada: {fighting for freedom} WHAT IN GOD'S NAME?!
Helena: Can this shit wait?!
Ganado: {smacks the gift and flees off} GOT THAT ASS HOMES I GOT, IT!
Helena: You sneaky bastard!
HUNK: What kind of mature shit...{looks around and spots Majini going for it} Hey fucker!
Majini: FUCK! {retreats}
HUNK: {charges after the ninja perv} Nah nigga c'mere!
Agent: {aids in} Punk bitch bring yo ass!
Majini: HOLY SHIT IT'S TWO OF THEM!
Ada: {Elbows out of chaos} Get, {scatters the hot dog} OFF!
J'avo: {finds a leg to play with} Baby work that PlayStation! Come on in the room!
Ada: {yanks off} You need major help! Nasty nigga!
Random screams comes from nowhere.
Agent: Nailed that little pimp.
HUNK: Sent his ass to church bro!
Helena: Hispanic ogre.
- Attempt 2 -
Ada takes a heated punch from Helena, which knocks her silly; a tooth flies free.
J'avo: {runs to help} BITCH back up! {slides to his 'girl'} She's mine!
Helena: Go away she's mine Japan!
J'avo: Not until I do this. {rips her shirt off and stores some milk in his horny hands; flees off a second later like he robbed something} OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
Ganado: "RUN FOREST RUN!"
Majini: He got, milk!
Ada: {wraps arms around exposure} Nigga really?! Nasty cur.
Helena: You know you have a flat chest. You're an Asian so be proud!
Sheva: Op-agents dispose of this perv!
Agent: {initiates the request} Okay!
HUNK: Nasty trashcan!
Majini: {hurls a water balloon at Sheva and taps what ever exploded} I got some booty!
Sheva: It better be fucking {bucks} "worth!"
Majini: Girl c'mon, {flees} BRA! I SEE RED AND SHE'S BLACK!
Sheva: {rages} NO NIGGA SHIT JUST HIT THE FAN!
J'avo: C'mon fuckers fund a woman and please her man!
Ganado: Yea homies! {pops a balloon on Helena's breasts} Just not this one! {shoves her back by invading her space and runs off} SOFT MAN! SOFT AS FUCK!
Helena: I know damn well this beaner didn't! {tracks him down} C'MERE FUCKER! Not everyone can fit in the little car you know.
Ada: {sticks a leg out and J'avo's sack rams into it} You got balls to do some shit like this.
J'avo: {shoots at the shy} OWWWWWWWWW FUCK!
HUNK: {chocks him from behind} Got ya nigga!
Agent: {aims his gun at the rear} Like sex? Then this is for you. {shoots a bullet all in his anal home}
J'avo screams to wake Heaven up.
Sheva: Now that's fucking up manhood right there! {feels something unusual; sends a hand to investigate} What kind of lump? {feels this thick thing} Oh fuck no. This nigga right here! {squeezes the rooster sack}
Majini: WROOOOOOOOO SHIT! {frantically strikes the smasher's back} GON' GIRL YOU WIN! {bullet destroys him} YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...{eternally screwed}
Sheva: Say hello to pussy. You got one now.
Helena: {can't catch him} Man this fucking bean stock! Crack head mother fucker.
Tribal Majini: Kum-bi-tl {hurls a spear at Helena} TAAAAAAAN!
Way off aim, it claims Ganado's head, ending his life.
Helena: Nigga want some chicken? {arrow goes in her shin} DAAAAAAAMN THIS ASIAN FUCKER!
Ada: Maybe you need to accompany Jill. Jump off if you must.
Helena: Man go fuck! Go fuck you fired rice loving faggot ass bitch; man face looking ass bitch! {goes off}
Ada: Damn she's pretty talkative taking a stab like that.
Sheva: {contemplating at Helena not believing this} I don't get her sometimes.
Agent: Man she's Lady Macbeth no lie!
HUNK: Nigga she look like Jaw off of "Jaws" man!
Ada, Agent & Sheva: {blankly staring at HUNK} What kind of shit?
Ada: That don't make no kind of sense.
Agent: Fucking Terminator cuz!
HUNK: Lookin' like Tin Man from "The Wizard of Oz."
Helena: You toxic dick sucking fucks say one more offense!
HUNK: What cha gonna do?!
Agent: Megaman in panties looking ass bitch!
HUNK: Local ass mother fucker!
Agent: Momma can't make right babies bitch!
Helena: {blasts a load of lead at them} DANCE RETARDS DANCE! RETARDS IN FORMAL WEAR DO SOME FLIPS!
Agent: {hopping with hot feet} BITCH CHILL!
HUNK: {lead yanks a toe nail off} YOOOOOOOO! WHITE WOMAN WE SERIOUS!
Ada: This shit right here.
Red Los Illuminado: You people need some real church.
Militia: Fuck that git off my boat broads!
J'avo: My nuts evolved into a pussy. Let's call this closure.
Majini: At least I got some ice cream. But now, I can't plug shit up no more.
J'avo: {staring at the headless corpse} We lost our comrade. Them bitches got that prison security.
Majini: Nigga work on yo aim!
Tribal Majini: Fag you want yo momma?!
Majini: Nigga suck my dick!
ForgottenScene 7: Anabolic's Incentive
Leon: {squeezing J'avo's head} FREE OUR WOMEN!
J'avo: NO PLEASE! BRA STOP!
Leon: {clangs him in metal} FREE THEM NOW!
J'avo: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chris: SHUT THE HELL UP! YO BROTHERS, ARE GONE!
Ada: Can you niggas stop YELLING!
Jill: No one wants to see your panties Ada.
Ada: Take that cap off Mister.
J'avo: {head being shoves between the bars} COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Leon: FREE, OUR, LADIES!
J'avo: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Chris: MAN FUCK THIS! {yanks a gun out and lights him up until he couldn't shoot no more; then he hurls the gun at the bloody corpse}
Leon: YO! I had this!
Chris: It took too long bra!
Ada: You guys are barbarians.
Jill: And I wonder who taught them wild life.
Ada: Jill you funny, now fuck up! {cage opens up} Bitch get out.
Jill: You're rude and ungrateful! Negros seek freedom, so run on out and join Martin Luther King; he desperately needs you.
Ada: I know this bitch just. {unexpectedly goes around Jill's neck} Take your broke ass home!
Leon: {runs in to prevent death} ADA NO! {yanks Ada off Jill} She's not worth Hell!
Ada: {kicking the air wildly} SHE'S DEEP IN SIN! SHE CAN'T BE HELPED EVEN IF SHE NEEDS IT!
Jill: {coughing} I'm a proud American!
Ada: FUCK YOU!
Chris: Chill people!
This happy zombie comes before them in a royal dress that probably took the entire shop's fabric to make.
Gay Zombie: How you males doin'? Ain't we havin' a GAAAAAAAAY TIIIIIIME!
Ada & Leon: {intensely not realizing this} What kind of shit?
Chris: Man c'mon we serious?
Jill: Happy pimping is here. Awesome.
Chris: Man this guy watched too much Comedy Central.
Jill: BET Chris. {in Ada's direction} "Black, entertainment!"
Ada: {resumes her wild wrestling} THIS CRACKER ATE ENOUGH CRACKERS FOR TODAY!
Leon: Don't let her ignorance get under your skin!
Gay Zombie: Anyone sellin' them hota dogs? I'm goin' to Hooters on this dump!
Chris: Nigga swerve your gay ass on now!
Leon: Go back to United Kingdom man. Go help mirrors make gay movies.
Gay Zombie: I'm thirsty for your lust and hungry for that bust!
Ada: Fucking HOMO!
Gay Zombie: {signing on stage} I'm 'bout to, turn my shit on up-up-uuuuup! I'm 'bout to, turn my shit oh no-no-noooooooo!
Chris: Like Jake would say, "You're mental?"
Leon: Man this cave man is more than mentally challenged.
Licker: {summons in from the lady's song} Gangsta Bandana GOOCHY!
Bloodshot: {summoned in too, in a pink suit glittered with hearts} We're serious niggas! We got money!
Ada: Hell, no. We don't have time for this! {heads for the exit, dragging Leon with her} C'mon baby let's go!
Leon: Chris, good luck and protect your dick.
Licker: "You know why a dog licks his balls? Because they're salty!"
Bloodshot: "Black Gallangher! Black Gallangher bitch!" Dat's right niggas!
Gay Zombie: "GIGIDY-GIGIDY-GIGIDY-GOO!"
Licker & Bloodshot: {with Wednesday spasms} GIGIDY!
Jill: Chris, those Asians left us here to drown.
Chris: You handle the gay fuck.
Jill: Ha, ha ha! Please! I'm out this shitty cell.
All the exits converts light to darkness.
Jill: Black folks always get the good shit.
Licker: Yea boy. We got a racist feline on our hands.
Gay Zombie: My fine knights, dispose of that built male.
Bloodshot: Temple will be more active!
Chris: GAY!
Licker: Nigga you!
Bloodshot: Man before we dine on yo flesh, who you want to fuck?
Chris: Man get off my duck!
Licker: THIS AIN'T UP FOR NEGOTIATION! Lady, name the bitch NOW!
Chris: UP YOURS!
Licker: {extends the rooster} Wanna play basketball gay one?!
Bloodshot: Fuck my partner. {becomes a perv} I want yo girl bra.
Chris: She ain't Lady Zhen, so by all means, go on and bang that.
Bloodshot: YO! You play Dynasty TOO?!
Chris: Only played seven. Girl got a body yo.
Bloodshot: Yea she got a lot to show but my dream girl is Phoenix.
Licker: Man I want Deborah. Gray, already stripped, and hot as fuck! Got that high sexuality demeanor too! Hottest bitch in the world, you fuckers lack real taste!
Bloodshot: Nigga fix your mouth!
Chris: Man fuck a poodle!
Licker: Got yo mouth off that!
Chris: Man but some jeans!
Licker: Got any Luigi's?
Chris: Man, Phoenix? The world's in your hands.
Bloodshot: Man the world is safe. Fuck that bitch so good she'll stay sleep bra!
Jill: Hey perverts, take that shit to a minimum!
Gay Zombie: Yeah you nasty curs! I'm trying to kill here!
Chris, Licker & Bloodshot: Well kill shit!
Jill: I beg your pardon? Chris?
Bloodshot: The man said go hang yourself!
Licker: And buy some rubbers with crack instillation!
Chris: {laughing under his breath from Jill's flare at him}They said it not me.
Jill: Niggers are all around me!
Licker: Man that bitch need help.
Ada's Voice: OHHHH YEAH BABY KEEP GOING!
Leon's Voice: HOMESTRETCH YO!
Licker: Hey fuckers, turn that shit down!
Ada moans wild and loudly to disturb the requester.
Bloodshot: Man red woman is hot as fuck too. I'm gonna schedule a threesome.
Chris: Man where's Zhen Ji?
Anonymous: {appearing behind him; eyes golden and shining} Right here.
Bloodshot: YOOOOOOOO!
Licker sticks it's tongue out and howls like a wolf.
Chris: {focusing all on the small navel} Yea baby still got it.
Anonymous: What's so pleasing about this?
Licker: Man yo ass is weird as fuck! Man likes titties, ass and pussy! You go bunkers from a got-damn belly button you're challenged!
Bloodshot: You need major therapy yo.
Jill: I told you fuckers too...{sees this yellow eyed woman} Great. Another black haired Asian in the house. You black fuckers go seek this thing called "life!"
Anonymous: Yours just met an unfortunate ending. {points an index finger at Jill's heart and death takes it in an instant}
Gay Zombie: Damn I had her bitch!
Licker: Yo, she's Phoenix bra!
Bloodshot: Man how you do that?!
Anonymous: Natural abilities.
Chris: Bring your body over here!
Anonymous: Men go after women so you come to me. {beckons him; next thing you know, Chris head was wrapped in her arms} Now who's a good boy.
Licker: Man, she's Jean Grey no lie yo!
Anonymous: I'm more than her. I'm a goddess of all the universe!
Bloodshot: Can't doubt that man.
Anonymous: {feels a slimy tongue roaming her naval gate} Man you are off of society's males.
Chris: Man this shit's soft bra!
Licker: Man he's off as fuck.
Ada's Voice: Like this baby?
Leon's Voice: Yeah, just like that.
Anonymous: Wednesday. All have that hump feeling.
Bloodshot: {goes on a wild dance} "HUMP DAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Licker: {inserts Long John Silver in the corpse} Man dead delivers a more exciting quality!
Gay Zombie: {frantically brings light back and goes in it} Disgusting! EWW!
Bloodshot: Yeah boy make her ass rich!
Anonymous: {feeding the grown baby belly milk} Until your tongue is dry, suck it down. {eyes go all black as night, staring at red meats}
Bloodshot: {dance with music contrived in his head} Man turn that shit up! TURN, IT, UP!
Licker: {lays out on Jill} Man I'm tired. Shit Blood Man, you need to try this. Ass soft to that dick man!
Bloodshot: Nigga I don't want your cum juice! And you're still on her fuck you!
Licker: I didn't blast any ice cream up the bitch man! FINE! FIND ANOTHER BITCH THEN ASS WHITE!
Anonymous: {morphs into her original appearance} I pleased you enough.
Chris: {tasting this purple goo} THE FUCK?! {falls back from shock of a different woman} SHIT MAN WHAT THE FUCK!
Anonymous: I'm not that "Zhen Ji" character.
Chris: I was jacking Unknown?!
Anonymous: I'm not my sister neither! Happy spit perish your rude personality!
Chris: Bitch I'm not gay!
Anonymous: You have a lot of persons in you so, you are a little, "happy," in my perspective.
Chris: Fuck you bring Zhen back!
Ada's Voice: OH SHIT! LEON KEEP GOING I FEEL THE LIGHT BUGGING OUT!
Anonymous: You want her back you desperate male? Then, suppress those love birds and their baby boom.
Unknown: {walking in with a wine glass} Sis? Do you know where this shitty place keep the mist?
Chris: IT'S TWO OF THEM?!
Unknown: That's Chris Right? Man tell your friends to find a bed. The wall makes vexing noises.
Anonymous: Sis go away.
Unknown: I'm thirsty!
Anonymous: Then swim.
Bloodshot: Yo girl?
Anonymous: {naturally reading him} Off, now.
Unknown: Man let the man talk. What.
Anonymous: STAY AWAY OR PERISH!
Unknown: Evil and protective. Two gay ass traits.
Anonymous: Who's the divine goddess?
Unknown: Butch let do some predicting now and then! Besides, I never felt a dick before.
Anonymous: And you never shall from filth! {red raging eyes rips flesh and bones from the red freaks}
Unknown: WHAT THE HELL SIS?!
Anonymous: Filth contains HIV, AIDS. Yes I like to conjure universes under my realm, but it's natural that the older one defends their young siblings from harm. Wouldn't be a great sis.
Unknown: Bitch my ass. You're too much of a knight. Can't speak to a soul without you inflicting some kind of death upon them. Shit, half of them didn't even want sex.
Chris: Man I want Jun now. I'm ready to fuck all the Tekken characters now!
Unknown: Here's an advice, find the William sisters. You will die if you come at me so, fuck the Williams.
Chris: You're Jun?
Unknown: Her alter ego yes. Bitch all about church, worship, "praise." Bitch's too save!
Chris: Then her pussy is holy-licious.
Unknown: {let's out a little doubtful huff} Good luck with that. Bitch can't get off my ass.
Anonymous: You do need some time in church!
Unknown: And you don't?! Your ass need some serious baptism.
Ada's Voice: Why you moving to the left? Stay in the middle!
Leon's Voice: Man how you want your titties sucked then?!
Ada's Voice: Please my nipples and nothing else!
Anonymous: I demand you to END THIS NONSENSE!
Chris: Bitch, fuck you!
Unknown: Can't say it no better.
Jun's Voice: Unknown, time for bible study.
Unknown: FUCK YOU!
Jun's Voice: Cursing is a sin!
Unknown: Man screw your mother!
Anonymous: You had enough fun here. LEAVE!
Unknown: Bitch at my will.
Chris: Tell this trailer trash I'm too old for your cares!
Anonymous: {hurls duck tape at his mouth} You have no play in our affairs!
Unknown: You always ruining everything! WHERE'S MY DRINK?!
Anonymous: Indolent ass, go search!
Unknown: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU! SUCK MY PUSSY!
Anonymous: Just like an annoying brat! {slaps duck tape on her sis's mouth and blows her away to Jun} Find the word and learn it.
Ada's Voice: UHHHH WE'RE MAKING BABIES!
Leon's Voice: MAXIMUM ORGASM!
Anonymous Snaps her fingers, everything becomes silent.
Anonymous: No more.
Dark Black Shadow: {holding her in darkness} You should've perish sexual immaturity from the start.
Anonymous: Where were you?!
Dark Black Shadow: Slumbering peacefully until this loud ruckus worked me active.
Anonymous: Well everyone's at our realm and my bitchy sis is learning "the word."
Dark Black Shadow: {absorbing her in the vortex back home} You need some sleep.
Anonymous: A year will be swell. If you don't mind?
Dark Black Shadow: Very well.
Chris rips the permanent tape from his mouth! But his mouth was torn with it.
Last ExtendedScene 8: Confronting the Gods
Anonymous: {on Leon rubbing his head} He's pretty interesting. {leans towards his ear} I'm your Ada now.
Dark Black Shadow: {impatient} Come on Chris behold reality!
Anonymous: {morphs into Ada} Maintain the quality of patience.
Dark Black Shadow: They need to hurry up! Two hours has sweep by and those below average humans are progressing against our minions! Humans, all these damned creatures know is sleep, intercourse, and eat. Poorly blessed into the world I'll say.
Anonymous: Yeah but, {puts fingers through his hair again} that will all change. You are the one I'm looking for.
Dark Black Shadow: I have an hour left before my time. WAKE YOUR BARE ASSES!
Thirty minutes later, they wake.
Dark Black Shadow:I now have thirty minutes. You really put a number on me brother.
Anonymous: He's up. Let me give him some pleasure and my affection. {starts the engine and rides on him manipulating his hand to please her happy place in the process}
"Leon: You. Why are you on me? {noticing his hand was rubbing a forbidden area and immediately removes it} OH SHIT!"
Regular old story from here on...
Author: And there you have it. Finally and hopefully, we gave it sense and understanding.
Narrator: Yeah, Took us a damn month with benefits to do this shit yo!
Author: Yea boy. {sees something by the side of my eyes, thus turns to it; Carla's frozen solid ogling dead at my mushrooms} Fucking great.
Narrator: That "Ass Appeasement" bra. Even the ladies get in heat man.
Carla: {having a humping time on my desk when I turned my back; under her horny breath} Baby I want you. I'm nerdy for your touch. Good god he storing up some bread for momma!
Narrator: She got colossal emotions for you man.
Author: Do you know what time it is?!
Narrator: Five in the morning. So?
Author: That means sleep is up the essence! I FUCKING NEED IT!
Carla: You will get it! With me baby. C'mon let big momma be your pillow.
Author: Get out!
Carla: You promise to massage my legs!
Author: Take those slutty ass boots off!
Carla: {beats Sonic in that command} My legs now? Shit, I want my belly button played with too. You know what fuck it do everything.
Author: {lands a hand on the gay narrator's shoulder} Tonight, you will become a man. You stimulate her for me I'm going to sleep.
Narrator: {rushes off and busts out a window} Nigga go suck pussy!
Author: AT LEAST MATCH YOUR SEX GOT DAMN! Running like a crack head stay away from whatever's powder!
Carla: {turns her back and rubs ass on my privates} How about a little freak dancing ceremony huh.
Author: {removes the red scarf from her neck and hurls it through the fresh broken window} Miss, say no to drugs.
Carla: You're the king of cocaine, and I never {teases me with a turn on weapon movement} tried that kind.
Author: End the grinds. I'm tired. {leaves for the master bedroom}
Carla: Baby I'm just getting fresh ideas now! And they will not go to waste!
She goes after me and yeah, I give up; sacrificed my sleep to please this stranger's temple for strawberry lipstick decorated on my cheeks. Now I have a remarkable day! Which SUCKS BALLS I WANTED MY GOT-DAMN SLEEP!
Anonymous: He enjoyed every second of it.
Author: You trying to be funny?! We having those "ha, ha" moments?!
Anonymous: Well you did dammit! Silence Tweety!
Author: Woman we cooking roast beef?!
And we engage in a heated argument, which will engender kids to laugh at us, and have adults saying sympathetic remarks as they walk by.