Woah, I feel like crap. So where the hell did we end up at? Oh hey, it's
Shang's island. Looks like they're doing that one tournament where
Outworld lost its tenth in a row. Yeah I remember a bit of that one.
Hung out mostly in the background drinking. So then, seems the thing to
do make sure that Earthrealm guy wins. Raiden seems like a stickler for
that kind of crap.
There's Scorpion and Quan Chi. Yeah, 'round this time Scorps wasn't
aware Quan Chi actually offed his family and was blaming Sub-Zero for
it. What a minute, am I talking out loud again?
"WHAT did you just say?!" Scorps looks pissed. This is a very
surprising development. Looks like I gotta clear some things up. "Oh no,
it wasn't the Sub-Zero here now he's framing for killing your family,
the blue guy's got a brother who becomes another Sub-Zero after you take
out this guy." It is then that Quan Chi grabs me by the throat and
sniffs me.
"The stench of a time-traveller," QC muttered, "surely you must be here
for a higher purpose then interfering with my plans." Over at the side
Scorps has caught up with Sub-A-Dub, probably questioning him about his
brother. And it looks like QC's story isn't holding up well right now.
The two guys grab QC by the shoulders and toss him to the ground. So
then while they're stomping his ass, I think I'll go look around.
Johnny Cage strutin' around like he's hot stuff. Only saw him in a cameo
in some other films. Sucked. Kano laying about doing nothing of
interest, got nothing more of interest to say about that. Wait, is that
Mokap? Or what do they call him at this time, I don't think they
invented that stuff yet.
Ah, the good ol' Warriors Shrine. I almost won a fight here. In fact,
here I am almost winning that very fight. And then Sonya kicks me in the
head and out I go. Might as well drag myself somewhere out of the way to
rest up.
"All right, you put in some good hustle there kid," I told me, "just
keep pluggin' away you'll get somewhere." However it would appear I
would have been unused to a future me just showin' up out of nowhere, so
he clocked me in the jaw.
"And what you think YOU'RE doing?" I inquired in my younger days,
"Tryin' to rip off the awe-inspirin' greatest that is Shao Kahn's
Mightiest Warrior?" Heh, I remember when I used to go around declaring
myself that. Shao Kahn however was not very amused. "And now your grass
is ass, am I'm...uh, well anyway I'm gonna beat the crap outta you."
So there I am trying to whoop my own ass. Jeez, how did I survive this
long back then? Alright, enough getting trifled with, time to show me I
mean business. That's right, here come the new combos? Watch as I
combine my Noob and Reptile powers and punch me away with my Acid
Shadow! And now for some klassic ScorpSub power, coming in the form of a
spear encased in a block of ice! WHAMMO! Out cold again!
Wait a minute. Oh. Crap. I just killed me.