Chapter 2 of
OW! I'M IN PAIN!
A(s)/n :
Kira: watches as Yuki dances badly to the Numa Numa song
Yuki: still dancing
Kira: -.-. Let's just get on with it…
"Stupid Luke!!!! What are you doing?!" Yuki screams at the TV, pressing hard on the buttons on the Game-Cube controller.
"Luke? Wait, I thought you were playing Zelda! Since when did you start playing Tales of the Abyss?" Kira asks, looking up from her computer screen.
"Huh? I am playing Zelda!" Yuki shouts. "Grrr…Link! I'm going to kill you!"
"Then why did you scream Luke?" Kira inquires as she cuts up the potatoes (still sitting at the computer, mind you).
"Cuz he's there too! See!" she points to a corner on the screen. "He's beating his head into the tree!"
"Um…Yuki? You're in the Fire Temple. There are no trees," Kira says examining the area in the game. "and that's a goron next to a pillar of fire…"
"…Oh…it is."
Kira shakes her head and throws the snow child's share of the potatoes at her. "Take your stupid potatoes and shut up!!!"
"But I wanted cheese!" Yuki cries.
Kira simply returns her cry with a glare. "We don't have any."
"Why!!!!!!!!!" she pauses for a moment "Oh well! Potatoes!!!!Yay!!!"
"Kairi! Can I have a cookie?!" Yuki yells across the room.
"…." Kira ignores, cursing that she looks like the super prep from the Destiny Islands.
Yuki runs over pulling Kira back and forth still chanting about cookies.
"I'm not Kairi and I do NOT have a cookie in my pocket!" the Kairi look alike yells angrily.
"When's the last time you checked?" she asks trying to sound guilty of something.
Kira grabs the blond by the shoulders and looks her in the eyes. "Yuki. I-do-not-have-a-cookie-in-my-pocket," she speaks slowly.
"Oh yeah? Well….what's that?!" She points to Kira's pocket.
"I'm not falling for that. Do you think I'm that dumb?"
Yuki looks disappointed for a moment before pointing again only this time above and behind Kira's head. "What's that?"
"That's the same trick as before and I told you I won't fall for it." Kira sighs letting go of her friend and turning to the computer. "Hey! How did an elephant get on my screen?!"
Yuki pokes Kira in the arm still pointing to the place before. "Kira, really! I'm not joking! There's something there and it's blue and shiny!"
Sighing Kira turns around and looks at the area to see a small sphere like Yuki described.
"OH GOD! RUN AWAY! IT'S NAVI!!!" Yuki shouts after getting Kira's attention.
Kira looks at it carefully. "I don't think its Navi…thank god… but whatever, lets just let it sit there. It's pretty."
"Can I touch it?"
"No, it might do something to you."
Yuki mumbles some things about "the shiny" as she calls it, while Kira turns off the computer.
"Come on it's time to go to sleep. We have to go to Japanese class tomorrow."
"The caterpillar watches from the ceiling as the girls climb into bed," the boy stands behind the door of Kira's room in the back of the house.
"Kai…I will kill you," Kira appears behind him.
Kai turns around staring at her in the same manner as before. "How do you do that?!"
"I keep telling you. I'm magical. Now What's with the nonsense about a caterpillar?" she demands.
Kai hesitates for a moment. "uh…well, I just felt I needed to say it, that's all. Just one of those things, you know you get them too."
"Kai, why are you blaming your retardedness on you psychic abilities? I'm surrounded by stupid telepaths," Kira grumbles referring to her cousin and Yuki as she heads back to bed. "One more thing, if I find you spying on us again you will pay."
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