Thank you for reviewing Alexandria M. R, hectatess, beckini, Dr. Serpico, SpnKsl5, and Spnfanforlife. Reviews make me more eager to update! Since I am currently writing a butt load of angst, I decided to put in some fluff! Also, I know I'm gonna regret this, but I have brought the poll back! Please vote and review!
Dean had a hard time figuring out what to do. He couldn't leave Sammy alone, but if he brought him into the store with just an over.
He finally just decided screw it and cute one of his shirts to make it look like he was at least a halfway decent guardian and tried to get Sam into the car.
The only problem was that Sam would not stop squirming and he remembered how much Sam screamed at this age and the last thing he needed was people seeing a squirming screaming kid without clothes that would say he wasn't his dad. That would just get social services involved and he already had the police after him without having to worry about kidnapping.
When he finally got Sam to sit still long enough to get in the car (with promises of ice-cream later that he just knew he'd regret,) Sam raised his hand.
"You don't have to raise your hand tiger, its not a class room."
Sam just lifted his hand higher and Dean sighed.
"Yes Sam?"
"Why has Daddys vroom?"
"Daddys vroom?"
Sam nodded vigorously and gestured to the whole car.
"Yeah. Daddys vroom."
Dang kid asked too many questions.
"He- huh gave it me."
"Why? If daddy come back, why don't stay?"
"Well uh, Bobby drove it back for us."
Sam punched Dean.
"Ow okay, UNCLE Bobby. This punching stuff has to stop Sam."
Sam ignored him and asked another question.
"How Daddy get back?"
"What?"
"If he don't has vroom, how daddy get back?"
"He has another car Sam."
"Oh….."
Dean started driving and it was silent for about five minutes before Sam started talking again.
"De?"
"Yeah Sam?"
"Why's here?"
Dean was a little confused.
"Uh- because we walked to the car?"
"No's, why not on mars? "
"Because earth supports life."
"Nonono's, whys anywhere?"
"Because we were born."
Sam started pouting and just turned away from Dean. That obviously wasn't the answer he was looking for, but Dean couldn't bring himself to care. It was too early to be thinking about this philosophical stuff.
He waited tensed for Sam to start asking questions again but it never came. He looked over and saw Sam was already asleep.
Heh, he knew the kid liked baby more than he said.
Please review and vote! A) robot Dean B) Demon Dean C)Sam is Lucifer D) Dean leaves Sam E) famine actually affecting Dean F) obedient Sam