OMG the new TDA eppie was hilarious!!! Firstly Owen comes back, next Courtney playing that guitar with her teeth, then Duncan smashing his and later on; rights his digits on a cardboard groupie's stomach, and if it couldn't get anymore insanely funny, Lindsay accidentally votes herself off. It's sad because I liked her dumbness and she is funny when she isn't trying to be.

Oh, and this is to answer The SpaceCowboy XD's review: Yes, they are still on the island and Courtney is too, but she comes in the story later.

I better shut up and go watch Toy Story. Enjoy!

"I can't believe it!" Duncan exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air.

He was walking out of the Killer Bass cabin, where the game was held. He started to make his way to the dock, feeling all angry, furious and pissed at the outcome to this game. Sometimes Duncan wondered what he would normally be doing if he wasn't at this crappy place, but at home – probably commit some crimes that would get him into a juvenile detention, hang with the boys, and maybe stalk some random people just for the sake of it.

He actually had his anger die down for a while, until he shook the thought of home away, his former feelings resurfacing. Why was he feeling like this?

Well… the bad boy got defeated at his own game. Yes you heard right, Duncan lost the card game. To Geoff, DJ and Owen. And he was annoyed.

I swear Geoff must have done something to win. It's not my fault that all the girls fall for me 'cause I'm bad, and no-one falls for him. Speaking of girls… why is it that all the girl's find me hot, but one?

Who was this one he was referring to? The stuck-up, snobbish, competitive, drama queen CIT, Courtney.

She soo does find me hot, she just won't admit it. I mean, she kept gazing at me when I was with the boys.

His mind wandered off to when he, Geoff, DJ and Owen played their card game in the main hall, since it was lunchtime = Chef's 'food'. He remembered very well that during their game, Owen had lost and was tortured to fetch some of Chef's food and throw it at said man. Although Owen was still hungry, he gave in to the task and the next they knew, Owen ran out of the hall with Chef chasing after him with a bucket and wet broom, while the Killer Bass trio just pissed themselves laughing. Courtney was sitting at the opposite table with Bridgette and saw what had just occurred, yelled at the four, calling them "childish and immature."

His response, "Stop having that pole up your butt and loosen up," didn't help the CIT at all, as she just stormed out of the hall with Bridgette following behind.

Duncan distinctively remembered her nose scrunched up with disgust to his response, her freckles standing out on her tanned complexion with her mocha hair and onyx eyes.

No doubt, she wants me ba-ad.

To calm down after this whole losing charade, Duncan got out his black iPod nano and clicked on shuffle, waiting for rock, metal, punk, or even emo music to start playing.

But he was shocked, annoyed, angered and even more pissed at what he was hearing.

WHO THE HELL CHANGED MY MUSIC???

There was only one person he could think of that would do something like this…

GEOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad my sister is off my back... for now. And I happen to be dumb enough to not put any disclaimers on this story and my other story, so I DO NOT OWN TDI/TDA AND ANY TD SERIES. IF I DID, COURTNEY WOULD BE NICER, DUNCAN AND COURTNEY WOULD HAVE HOOKED UP ALREADY, TRENT AND GWEN WOULD BE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN, AND... ok I can't think of anything right now because it's so darn hot!

Damn you exams which happen to start in less than two weeks for me... oh the joy. And the good girl I am, I haven't even started any revision at all. Yep, I'm definitely going to fail Science and Health, but mostly French. Oh crap, I just realised I have a P.E. theory test this Friday - who does a sports test anyway???

Guess what? No, I'm not a homo, I'm just unhappy because of this hot weather, so to make me feel better, MORE RANDOM SBSP QUOTES!!!

(from the eppie Tentacle Acres)
*SB & P look for Sq in a crowd of squids*
SB: (to Squid #1) Are you Squidward?
Sq#1: No
SB: (to Squid #2) Ae you Squidward?
Sq#2: No
P: *talking to a fire hydrant* Are you Squidward?
*silence*
P: It's okay, take your time

Argh, I burned the PBD. It started to bug me with shame. Must mean I'm an arsonist and a pyro. Fun. DAMN YOU HOT WEATHER!!!

SMIGGLE!!!
R&R!!!