FULL METAL ALCHEMIST FOREVA BABY!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own FullMetal Alchemist, all credit and respect goes to its rightful owners.

In this chapter, there is implied rape, so be careful! XD

Ed opened his golden-brown eyes, they were bright and ready for action. But instead, he was lying on a cold floor. What happened? He brought up his hand to his head, poking it, trying to rack his brain for the memories before he went out cold.

Right! He was-TAKEN FROM HIS HOME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! He checked all over himself, cause whenever somebody was kidnapped, they would at least bind them with some kind of restrainment. Like manacles, or shackles, or just plain rope. Where did his chains go? He felt his neck, they were slightly rough, they must have removed them.

Suprisingly, he didn't find anything that bound him. Not even a shock collar or whatever the hell you call those. He was just inside one of those cells that have bars that lead into the actual jail hall.

But instead of an unpleasant hall with more cells lining the walls, was a pleasant, oriental house. Brilliant red painted walls, with jet black japanese words painted on the walls almost everywhere. It was only one room. He could see two girls, one had a long, black ponytail-most likely his captor-and a girl with long brown hair that reached below her boobs. Ed almost had a volcanic nosebleed.

The brown-haired girl had boobs the size of Russia. Her shirt could barely held them, they were so big.

"Itatchi, can you stop reading your book and see if the, 'Mystery Soulmate' is awake yet." Arashi said, in a bored voice. She was apparantly cooking, by the look, she was cutting carrots.

"Alright, Arashi!" Itatchi cheered. She had a high-pitched, childish voice, like a five-year-old's.

Itatchi shot up, and jogged over to Ed's cell. She looked at him in the eye, he stared at her back, blankly. "Sup." Ed blurted out.

"He's awake!" She called to Arashi. The ninja glanced at the cell. "Alright, do whatever you want, just don't hurt him." Arashi seemed totally absorbed in making the dish.

Itatchi then smiled like a maniac. Ed didn't like that look, he instantly shuffled to the back of the cell, staring at Itatchi, wide-eyed. Her eyes were calm and collected, as she entered the cell, advancing towards Ed.

She leaned in close to him. "I'm Itatchi..." She whispered. "And who are you?" She added, getting so close, their noses touched.

Edward gulped, and leaned as far into the wall as he possible could. "E-Edward..." He stammered, sweating all over, and blushing so much, his entire face was a bright pink.

Itatchi then sat on Ed's lap, the unusual girl then leaned forward, kissed Ed, hard. Ed screamed in the middle of the force-kiss. He was frozen, she frikin' wouldn't get off him!

Then, after an eternity, she took her lips off his. "You're a good kisser," she complimented, "when you're not screaming." She added, a bit of disappointment in her voice. She flipped her hair back.

Ed wanted to strangle this woman. "What the HELL in the matter with you! You come into my cell, and KISS ME. WHY?" Ed screamed, wiping off his lips in the process. "Ugh, GROSS!" He growled to himself.

Itatchi quirked her lip. "Hmph. You didn't enjoy that, did you?" She asked stupidly. Then, she got up, not waiting for an answer, as she walked to the cell, opened it, and walked out, it closed itself, she locked it, and walked away, back to her chair, reading.

Ed shuddered. "Hey, uh, EXCUSE ME!" He yelled. crawling to the bars of the cell, and clutching the bars. "Uhh...How long do I have to be here?" He added. I mean, who would want to be in a place where they're locked in a cell, and a person of the opposite sex comes to kiss you involuntarily? An idiot. That's who.

Arashi looked up from her cooking, it looked as though she was done, it looked delicious, Ed's mouth began to water. He had no idea how long he had been out, but he was pretty sure it was late the next night, since Arashi was making dinner, he was ravenous.

"Were handing oyu over to the Homenculus, it's considered by when they get here." Arashi answered with an underlined tone. She pulled out three pairs of chopsticks from another room, from the looks of it, a pantry.

"Three? Do you have another person here?" Ed asked, confused. "Or did you make a mistake?" He added, then an anger mark appeared on his forehead. "LEMME OUT! I WANNA GO HOME NOW." He yelled.

Arashi looked up from setting the table, but didn't answer. "Itatchi, can you please unlock Edward's cell?" She said, her voice light and calm. She put three plates on the table. Then sat down on one side.

Itatchi skipped over to the cell once again. "Dinnertime, sweetheart!" She cooed. She opened the cell, came inside, and dragged Ed out by the back of his shirt.

"Sit." Arashi commanded.

Ed, suprisingly, sat on one of the chairs, and Itatchi sat across from him. "We're having california rolls tonight, dig in!" Itatchi cheered. She then started to shovel the food into her mouth. "Nomnom..."

Ed glared dubiously at the food. "Is this poisoned or something?" He muttered, tempted to eat the food anyway.

Arashi looked up from her dish. "No, it's my family's ancient rule, that everyone in the house must join at the dinner table, so eat, it won't kill you, it will fill your stomach, if anything." She replied, her eyes cold and dark.

Ed narrowed his eyes, and took a bite of one of the rolls. It wasn't that bad, it was actually really good. Really good. He gulped it, and he was violently urged to take another bite. He then started to inhale his food.

It was like he was part of the household. He wished he wasn't, but he would like more rolls, to get his mind off it.

That was a stupid ending. XD But I realized the chapter was getting STINKIN' LOOONG. I was like, "I better wrap this up." so I had to end it.

LOL, Ed likes Arashi's cooking. XD