"Eighth grade! Maureen that's ridiculus!" Joanne exclaimed pushing Maureen off her lap.

Maureen landed on the floor, and looked up at Joanne. "That was rude!" She said giving Joanne the finger."Anyway I lost my virgintity, when I was fourteen. The year before High School. Knowing me I was dating alot of older guys, because you know eighth graders are so immature..."

"Well of course! They're fourteen I hadn't even hit puberty yet!" Joanne yelled.

Roger rolled his eyes. He remembered Maureen at fourteen. She was way past puberty! He never did think Mark had a chance with her. Apparently he was very wrong.

"Well I already had!" Maureen snapped. She hated being interrupted. "I was seeing this guy who was...maybe... eighteen. Yeah, eighteen. He was gorgeous. His name was Charlie Galler. Well one Friday, he picked me up and we went to this party. At the party I was kind of nervous, so I started drinking anything I could find. After an hour, Charlie found me sitting on the couch with a bottle of Scotch. He walked over to me, and took my hands. He asked me if I wanted to go upstairs with him, and I agreed..."

"Why would you do that!? You know he was only trying to get you into bed!" Joanne spat.

"Would you shut up, and let her finish the fucking story?" Roger said angrily.

"ANYWAY!" Maureen said sharply."I went upstairs with him, and we started making out heavily. I was so drunk and it just felt so right. So I let him do everything to me. The next thing I knew I was zipping up my pants, and snapping up my bra. And that was how, I lost my virgintity."

"Wow. Honey Bear, that was extremly shallow." Joanne said.

"Not if Maureen loved him. Maybe she did." Mimi said optimistically.

"Did you love him?" Joanne asked hopefully.

"Nope. He was just hott!" Maureen giggled.

Once again everyone shared a laugh. This time because, of Maureen's blunt honesty. Even though they could all tell that Joanne was hurt by this they continued to laugh.

"Well Honey Bear... I suppose I'm going to go next, and believe me this is a story you will never ever forget!"

A/N: Next Joanne's story. RR