AN: Well, here's the second chapter. This idea stemmed from a conversation I had with my little sister shortly after I bought my own Nerf Maverick gun. So I was like, "Why not? It'll be fun!"
Thank you to my editor and overall critic of my work, my little sister, Felicity. My mini-me ^_^
On with it...
I wandered around the new mall that had just been built. Tohru had went immediately to the cooking supplies. Kyo went to the boy clothes to "look for cargo pants" as he said since his only pair got all ripped up when he crashed through the ceiling on the fateful day we met. Yuki went to school supplies because, as Kyo said, "He's a nerd." We, being Shigure and I, laughed at that. Shigure went to books. Me? I went to the toys.
Currently, I was in the Nerf guns section, studying the many types of guns. I finally decided on two Mavericks, a Vulcan, a Longshot, and a couple of Hornets. Not to mention, a crapload of ammo. The other members of our household didn't know what was in store for them. I paid for my purchases then ripped open the two Mavericks and went to hunt down my roommates.
I peeked around a shelf to spot Kyo and fired a couple of rounds at him then whipped around the corner and ran. I looked back to see him staring after me, confused. I laughed then snuck to the school supplies. After hitting Yuki a couple of times, I ran toward the books. Peering over a shelf, I saw Shigure sitting in one of the arm chairs, reading a book. I crept to the end of the aisle and leaned around then aimed and hit him right in the forehead.
He looked up when I threw my arms in the air and yelled, "Success! More awaits you at home!" Then I ran to the parking lot. We had driven separately so I jumped into my car, threw my guns into the passenger seat and gunned it to our house.
I wrote out a note that said this: "Hidden throughout the house are various guns. There are 4. Upon entering the house, you will be fired upon immediately. Find the guns to protect yourselves and fire upon the other members. Special exception: Tohru... Shoot her and you die.
Hearts,
Samii"
Then stuck it to the front door.
I put the Vulcan in the entryway, the Longshot in the kitchen, one of the Hornets on the stairs and the other in the living room. I, myself, took the two Mavericks and my ammo then hid in the doorway to Shigure's study, waiting and watching. When I heard voices outside, I listened and it was definitely the other members of the house, returning from a day at the mall. They stopped as they read the note.
"Why do I have to be an exception?" Tohru asked.
"Because she doesn't want you to hurt yourself," Kyo pointed out.
"Well, we might as well go in," Yuki said, "By the way, did she attack any of you at the store?"
"Yeah," Kyo and Shigure replied.
The door slid open and I immediately started shooting. I got Shigure and Kyo, who had entered first. They didn't get out of the way fast enough and got hit. They both dove for the Vulcan and only Kyo was able to grab it and started shooting back. I ran down the hallway backwards, shooting at them. Shigure grabbed the Hornet on the stairs and shot Kyo, who shot back at him then shot at Yuki. Yuki ran into the living room and discovered the other Hornet, grabbed it and shot at me.
I ran into the kitchen, laughing merrily. I shot Shigure then closed the door as he shot back at me. I looked around the room for somewhere to hide and eventually just opened the fridge door and hid behind it, taking the Longshot with me. When Shigure burst through, shooting behind him, I emptied the rest of my barrels into him. Then I picked up the Longshot and shot him twice then as Kyo ran in, I shot him 3 times and emptied the rest of the clip at Yuki.
They were diving for ammo when I closed the fridge door and started laughing so hard that I had to fall over. They just kind of stared at me then started laughing too. Tohru came into the kitchen to see us rolling around on the floor in fits of laughter. Well, Yuki not so much but he was chuckling.
"I'm glad there are survivors," she joked.
"That...was...AWESOME!" I exclaimed, standing up and helping Shigure and Kyo up.
"What brought this on, all of the sudden?" Shigure asked as Kyo walked over to Tohru and put his hand in hers, smiling.
"I just thought of it when standing in the toy aisle," I said, shrugging.
"It was fun," Yuki said, smiling at me.
"I agree. Anyway, now we get to go around the house and pick up all the ammo. Lucky for me, I have a container for this. I brought out the box I had gotten with the ammo and set it down on the floor. It was a little tedious, seeing as how the ammo could roll in many different directions. After we had gotten the majority, Yuki left to go spend time with Machi and Kyo, Tohru, Shigure and I went into the living room.
"What are you going to do with those Nerf guns now?" Kyo asked.
"Keep them in my room, I suppose," I said.
"Can I have one of them?" he asked.
"Which one?" I asked warily.
"Just one of the Hornets is fine," he assured so I handed him one happily.
He took it with a smile then set it down on the floor, snuggling his head into Tohru's neck. I smiled at them, then with a worried thought, said, "What about Akito? What does he think about you two?"
Kyo and Tohru exchanged glances and Tohru said, "Well, we haven't told Akito yet but we think it doesn't matter anymore now that the curse is broken.
"And Akito is a girl by the way," Shigure said.
"What?!" I looked at him, astonished.
"Yeah, I know. It was a surprise for us all," Tohru said.
"Well, girls are very sneaky and bitchy so I guess I can see that..." I mused.
"Yeah, tell me about it," Shigure joked as someone knocked on the door.
"I'll get it!" Tohru said as I hit Shigure on the arm.
"Ow! What'd you do that for? That was mean," he said, rubbing him arm.
"Aw, poor baby!" I said and laid my head on his shoulder.
Kyo rolled his eyes as Tohru came back in the room looking awkward, saying, "Um, Samii, you have a visitor..."
I stood up, confused, and walked to the door, Shigure following me. When I saw Ha'ri in the door, I exchanged a glance with Shigure and said, "Um, you don't need to follow me."
"No, I think it'd be best if I told both of you," Ha'ri said before Shigure walked away.
"What's the matter, Hatori?" I asked, innocently.
"Is everything okay?" Shigure asked, pulling me into him.
"Well, actually, no. I came to tell you two that I don't approve of your relationship and while it's going on, I'm going to suspend our friendships," he said, turning to go.
I reached out and grabbed his sleeve then said, "You're seriously not being friends with us because we're going out? What does that say about our friendship?"
"I'm sorry but I can't stand seeing you two together," he said, not turning around to face me.
"How do you think I felt seeing you and Shiho together? But you gave it up... All I'm asking is that you stay friends with us. Please," I said, pulling and making him face us.
"I'll try," he whispered then yanked his arm out of my grasp and turning around to leave.
We stood there staring after him then I turned to Shigure and said, "Well, what do you think?"
"There was no over do there. Good job," he said, patting my head and smiling.
"I am not a dog, you know," I said, smacking his hand away then saying, "That's you, remember?"
"Oh, I guess you're right," he said, with a thoughtful look.
"You know what... There are some of the Zodiac that I never met. Let's see... I believe the horse and the rooster. I never met them," I said, looking at him then saying, "Do you think I will?"
"Most of them show up here a lot so don't worry," he said, putting an arm around my shoulders and saying, "Now, I believe you owe me some information."
"What?" I asked, crossing my arms.
"You never did tell me the details of this relationship," he said.
"Hm... I dunno," I said with a shrug.
"I wanna knoooow!" he whined.
"Just go with the flow, alright? You never stick to the rules anyway so what does it matter?" I asked, walking back in the house.
He nodded and said, "Good point." Then closed the door.
AN: Okay so that ending was kinda lame but next one we meet Rin =)