It's a love square! All of the Uchiha's are now living under the same roof. A girl named Mystery is also living with them as the maid. What wacky things will happen now?
Alright, so in this story, Madara's about 24, Itachi's 17, Sasuke's 13, and Tobi's...Well,the same age as Madara.
~.Birthday Wishes.~
She watched them from the small creek in the door with a smile.
"Stop that, Tobi!" growled Madara, swipping the other's hand away from his chin. "I swear, you're so ignorant sometimes!"
Tobi frowned and leaned into his brother's face. "Why are you so tight-assed?" he asked softly.
Mystery gasped. 'Where had he gotten that from?'
Tobi may have been well into his twenties, but he rarely ever said a curse word like that. Especially to someone like his cold-hearted brother. Mystery knew Tobi wasn't exacally coo-coo, but he wasn't entirely sane either.
Not that something like that would bother the maid. She adored him like a child, and he treated her like...A sort of precious toy.
The man with the longest hair was stunned. Had he really just been called such a thing?
"What did you just say, Tobi?" he mumbled, making his tone more than intimidating. Madara adored his ... Family, but he demanded respect. Whether they trust him/like him/ or even if they were scared of him. None of these things mattered if he didn't have the true upper hand.
The man was, afterall, a stratiagest.
"Why are you so tight-assed, brother?" he repeated.
For a moment, everything was quiet.
"In what context, Tobi?" he asked.
"Well, you're always frowning and under-happy-"
"Unhappy, Tobi," he corrected swiftly.
"Either way, you're still as stuck-up as a fourteen-year-old girl."
His eye twitched. "Excuse me?"
Tobi pushed his way onto the large, plushy seat, making it a tight squeeze-Too close for two men to be on a piece of furniture.
"Well," he began, "You remember that Hone girl in ninth grade, right?"
Madara felt himself hold back a small meltdown and he blantenly began to stoke his hair.
Hone was a stupid, immature girl. Yet, Madara, a man in a child's body at that time, was her target. At first, regection for the little girl was an everyday thing. Then, she set her eyes on Tobi. Tobi, being even ditzier than he was now, didn't like her and her snobby ways, and told her at first try.
Well, she just couldn't have that. So, on day in Japanese class, she took scissors to Madara's head.
The outcome consisted of uneven and broken locks.. And a few years in counceling for his lost, but still dear, hair.
Heaven knows why she didn't hurt Tobi too.. Maybe because she'd be pumbled to death by his fanclub and his brother.
"W-What's your point?"
Tobi looked up for a moment and then let out a small laugh. "I forgot, Nee-sama~!"
"..I'm not a female sibling, Tobi.."
"Anyway, you're acting like Hone."
"Pardon?" he asked softly.
"You're being stuck up, Sir," chirped Mystery, walking in and making sure to pat down her already short maid uniform.
The brother's attention turned to the girl, and Tobi immediantly hopped up and pulled her into a tight hug. "Oh! Look at you," he said excitedly, "You're cute as a button!"
Mystery suppressed a soft blush and patted the man's back. "T-Thank you, Tobi," she replied, "But, I-I cannot breathe, please, let go now."
With a small sigh, he obliged. "I'm sorry, Mystry."
"I'm leaving," interupted Madara.
"W-Wait a second!" squeeked Mystry.
The man looked at her, walking over to the doorway. "Yeah? What is it?"
"T-Today's your birthday, right?"
Her head swirrled to the both of them, seeing as they were twins.
Tobi patted her head. "Aha, you 'membered! How sweet."
While, his brother, as usual, was not amused.
"Well, I was thinking we all could go do something for your birthdays, you two."
"Ooh!" shouted Tobi as he raised his arm, "Let's go to the park!"
Madara let out a heavy sigh. "Too bad we're snowed in, idiot."
"Well," she chimed, "We could still go out and have a good time, Madara."
And so, they did.
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