And now for another instulment of RETT thats right rett Random events through time. In this chapter we make a discover about Naraku we never thought could happen. And heres a poem i wrote because i is boresh.

Hidden feelings show

Like sunshine on snow

Hidden thoughts are said

Like a bird whose first feed

Tears are shed while silence is heard

Wishing you could fly like that little bird

Wishing life was easy

But nothings ever easy

Jess Ramsay 2007

Well they stayed in that bush for the next few hours not because they wanted to but because they didn't think of stepping out of the bush.

When the time came and they remembered they stepped out. They could still hear the crazy girl banging then suddenly she appred next to them.

"Man I hate that gate," she got wired looks from the group and began walking and they knew were to.

"Going to see Naraku?" Sango asked just as she slapped Naraku who was trying to grab the poor girl.

"Man what a leech," The girl said, her eyes glaring daggers at Miroku who hide behind sango like a little girl. "And yes i is, I is going to see my Darling Naraki, were to be married you know." She said walking into the palace followed by Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo, Miroku and Sango.

"Ha, Naraku getting Married Like to see that." Inuyasha snorted.

"Well he is," The girl replied and mimbled under her breath, "He just doesn't know it yet."

"See, I knew it hahaha you freaky stalker girl." Inuyasha began to roll around on the floor in a fit of laughter.

The girl turned around and growled, "I will devour your children!"

"I Will Devour your very soul" Inuyasha growled back.

"And I will Devour Sangos Butt!" Miroku had to add his two cents. BAM! He was now sporting a very healthy black eye.

"Suits you," Said Kagome laughing. "Whats your name stalker?"

The girl growled, "I am Not a STALKER, Its love and My names Jess."

"Jess?" Miroku asked.

"Yes I'm australian and I came here when I heard about the gorgous demon who was recking havoc on the towns," She sighed.

"I love your accent, its very Exotic," Miroku said, grabing Jess' hands. Jess' eyes grew angery and she grabed her hands back and placed them on Mirokus shoulders and kneeing him in his Privets.

"Such is the life of a leech," Miroku said falling to the floor holding onto his Sousage and two eggs.

"Hey thats my Line!" Shouted a flee who just apeard, when he noticed all eyes on him he disappered again.

"Nice flee," Jess said smiling then she remembered why she came here, She bolted, followed by Inuyasha and the gang.

"NARAKU!!" She shouted when she reached his room and flung open the door.

But where was Naraku? "Naraku?" Jess asked as she looked around the dark room.

Just then Inuyasha jumped in waving his sword around, "WINDSCAR" He shouted and slamed his sword into the floor, breaking a wall and letting light seep through.

Then Naraku was seen, He was huddeld in the corner, crying. Wait what?! He was CRYING!

"Don't Kill me!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!" Naraku shouted, moving as close to the wall as humanly, or demonly, possible.

"Wait, this is the Naraku we know right, Big guy with tenticles and a spider brun on his back?" Sango asked, her and Miroku and Kagome and Shippo had just arrived.

"is it?" Inuyasha Asked Jess.

Jess nodded and walked over to Naraku, who lent on her shoulder and cried like a baby, "They want to kill me, I don't want to die, please don't let me die. And they want to take the jewel shards, its my jewel."

Anime sweat drops all around.

"Its ok Narki, its ok." Jess said, playing with his hair.

"Wait this is the same Naraku we saw earlier right?" Miroku asked.

"I think so but he seems to be a man baby." Shippo said.

Jess glared at them and smacked each of them in turn over the head.

"You made my baby cry, Get out!" She shouted pushing them out the door and to the gate.

"But we still have to kill him!" Inuyasha protested as she closed the gate on them.

"Damn girl!" Inuyasha shouted but then as he said 'girl' Jess was thrown out.

"GAH! I WAS HELPING" She shouted banging on the doors.

The end of Chaptor the second.

Will Miroku ever learn?

What of Sesshomaru, Rin and Jaken?

Is Inuyasha telling the truth?

Is sango being real to herself?

What of shippo is he really a kit?

Can Kirara really see what she meows?

Can Kagome really see whats going to happen to her Vegitables?

Where does Kikyo fit into this?

Tune in next time for more,

RANDOM EVENTS OF THE FUTURE!