DISCLAIMER; Nothin apart from my crazy mofo twin; Dizzy Black
Hogwarts? That sounds like a disease!
SORRY! I DROPPED MY PIE!
As soon as she said that, I cracked up. "I'm sorry" I said between laughter "It sounded so dramatic!"
She turned her disapproving look on me again and I grinned. "If you'll follow me" she said in a curt tone and she walked stiffly off.
I followed at a nice distance, so it didn't look like I was a puppy or a bloody stalker. She opened a door that said 'OLLIVANDERS' Ohmigod. A gay name again. Bloody hell.
"Miss Black and Professor McGonagall" greeted a short woman with silvery white hair. "I am Cassandra Noble, descendent of Mr. Ollivander. How may I of be of service?"
"I need a wand" I piped up before McG could speak.
"Dizzy Black" she breathed as she looked at me
"That's my name" I agreed, nodding mock-wisely, and Cassandra laughed.
"I like her Minerva. Just like her Mum. She's a keeper" she smiled and went to the back of the shop, whistling a tune.
"9 ½ inches, Rockwood and Rockwood" she said
"Rockwood and Rockwood? A tree and a animal? What's the chances?" I asked, picking up the wand, and flicking it. Suddenly Cassandra got boils. "Shit! I'm so sorry!" I apologized while she merely laughed.
"No problem, all in the business" she smiled and went to look for another wand.
24 wands later, I've nearly burnt the place down.
"9 inches, Blackberry and Phoenix, the same as Destiny's'" she muttered desperately. I flicked it, and a dramatic light flooded down on me
"Fantastic! A wand! How muchos?" I asked, pulling out a sack of gold coins that I have carried around for a million years
"For you? Nothing. It has been a privilege Miss Black" she curtsied and we left.
"Well. I like that shop, because we got something for free, and she curtsied! WHOOO!" I sang as we headed down to the other end of the shopping place.
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After what felt like a million and a half years, We finally 'apparated' back to her office. It was only midday
"Amazing" I muttered
"Yes Miss Black?"
"THAT I FINALLY BET MY SHOPPING RECORD!" I hollered "USUALLY IT TAKES MY 5 AND A HALF HOURS!"
"Miss Black, control yourself!" she snapped. I sat down in the awfully uncomfortable chairs and put on my interested face
"Yes?"
"I will be teaching you how to catch up" she announced.
"Gimme the spells, and I will be able to memorise them" I said
"What?"
"The spells McG" I said patiently
"Okay-" she said the spells and I practised them once over and I got them right.
"Let me get the sorting hat" she said, and pulled a bloody old brown hat down and motioned me to put it on.
'Hmmm. Smart mind, but not geeky' said a voice 'Thank god' I thought. 'Sneeky and witty, but not completely evil. An individual, but not crazy. Bold but not stupid. Has a reasonable ego, but not self-conscious. So it should be….'
"GRYFFINDOR!" The hat roared
"Yay!" I tried to sound happy, but I really didn't care or knew what it ment.
"Ok. There are 4 houses at Hogwarts Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. They are names after people who founded the school, and your house will be your family, and your friends. You will do well to achieve at Hogwarts Miss Black" she said, and a second later, a knock was at the door.
"You called?" asked a White-blonde female as she walked through the door.
"Ahh, Miss Longbottom. This here is a new student, Miss Dizzy Black. She is in Gryffindor, and I would like you to help her be settled in. Goodbye" she said, and ushered us out of the office.
"BYE!" I shouted cheerily and walked after the girl.
"I'm Alice Longbottom" she introduced herself and smiled. "My dad's a Herbology teacher here."
"Herbology…?" I asked
"Oh. Herbology is plants, Defence against the dark arts is taught by Professor Sharples, Potions is taught by Professor Slughorn, Charms is taught by Professor Chang, Transfiguration is taught by Professor McGonagall, and History of Magic is taught by Professor Binns who is a ghost" she said, all in one sentence.
"Rightio" I said, trying to memorise all those things
"It's Lunch, so everyone will be in the Great Hall. Let's go there" she chattered and I said suddenly
"I GOTTA FEELING! THAT TONIGHTS GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT, THAT TONIGHT GONNA BE A GOOD GOOD NIGHT!" Alice stared and burst out laughing
"I think we'll be friends Dizzy" She said, wiping her tears away. We arrived at the Great Hall, and I stared. I was in heaven! Food, Food, Food! I nearly drooled, but then I realised, everyone was staring and Alice was blushing.
"Hey" I said waving, and simultaneously everyone said "Hey" back. Alice and I cracked up laughing.
Alice lead me over to her friends, who chattered on about people who were 'Hot' and 'Happening'
"What about James Potter and his friends?" whispered Jane? June? Looking over to the boy with jet-black hair.
"Ew" I said, after a mouthful of food.
"Excuse me?" she asked
"Oh Please. The homeless people looked better than that" I snorted
"You would know. You would be one" she said and the girls grinned smugly, while Alice bit her lip. I picked up my pie, and threw it at her head. Everyone stopped in wonder. That new girl has a temper they muttered
June picked up her pie and threw it at me. I ducked and she got irritated, and I laughed.
"C'mon Janey Baby. Gimme your best shot" I teased. She lunged across and I slammed her down into the table, getting splattered in food. Her mindless clones joined in. We were fighting until McG walked in.
"MISS BLACK! MISS JONES! MISS UREKA! MISS OBERRONNAGOU!" she shouted
"Professor" they said
"MCG!" I cried and some boys stifled their laughs at the Gryffindor table.
"What is going on?" she demanded
"Nothing Professor" they muttered
"Oh, Sorry! My Pie Slipped" I grinned and now the school laughed, witnessing what had happened
"Miss Black, since you are new, you can get off a detention, but the rest of you, detention" she stormed out, not before I cried out
"Be seeing you!"
Potter and co, stood up, and he muttered "Come with me" and dragged me out of the hall.
There was three of them. Potter, his jet black hair and sexy green eyes were sexy, but the other two were just as cute.
"James Potter" he said, as they made a circle around me
"Samuel Jacobs" said a Tall dark haired dude
"Rhys Bekinsdale" Ahh, blondie with luminous eyes.
"Dizzy Black" I introduced myself, trying not to look like an idiot caked in food
"Looking for something?" asked James, looking at my neck-craning
"Yeah. The loo"
"Loo?" Samuel spoke
"Toilet. Lavatory. Pee department" I said "To clean up. Cause As much as I like pie, I don't like having it on my sexy T-shirt" I looked down and saw my 'The Ready Sets' band tee. Ahh, my favourite.
"Come" he said, dragging me off.
"Not much of a talker" I mentioned, and he smiled grimly.
"You'll see why" he said
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