rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mountain dew does the body well xD

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" ed yelled to his younger brother.

"what NOW ed?"

"i want...AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!" ed yelled while dancing...and singing that...song..

"not again brother..." al said as he repeatedly slapped his head.

clang.

clang.

clang.

and so on...and so on...

you get it already

So basically, Ed didn't take his hyper pills this morning. so he was very, very hyper. ed hyper bad, very bad. yes? yes.

"um..brother?" al questioned.

"CORN MUFFINS!" ed said in reply.

"oh god this is going to be a long day."

"VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" ed was pretending to be...anything that says vroom while running in circles. weeeeeeee circles.

song time.

ed ed

ed of the army

tiny as can be

ed ed

ed of the army

WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!

"VROO--" smash. ed collided with the tree head on. painful isnt it?

"brother not again! you are always getting knocked out by trees, wrenches, and the colonel!" al said in an...alish way...yes...alish

"did somebody say...colonel?" said a roy...that appeared out of nowhere.

"KERNELLLLLLL!!!! I WANNA EAT!!!" ed yelled as he somehow woke up from his unconciousness.

" NO BROTHER NOT KERNEL! COLONEL! YOU CANT EAT HIM!" al stated...er...yelled

"actually he can eat me...it's called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." roy stated quite matter o factly...i hate it when people do that...

"KERNEL!" ed shreeked as he bit int o the flesh of the colonels arm.

"ED YOU BASTARD LET GO OF ME NOW! I AM NOT A CORN KERNEL I AM A COLONEL OF THJE MILITARY YOU SHRIMPY TWIT!"

"what did you call me?" ed said wit ht elittle angery vein popping out of his forehead. oooohhhhh boy this will be fun to type.

"a shrimpy twit."

oh yea...and by now...al is very far away hiding from all of this. poor al.

"I AM NOT SO SMALL IM ONE OF THOSE MAIL ORDER SEA MONKIES THAT USUALLY DIE OR STAY SO SMALL THEYRE MICROSCOPIC!" ed said...in one breath...wow.

" i never said any of th--" too late...tackle.

please stand by for in credible amounts of violence not suitable for anyone because roy is done for. so heres a commercial break!

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we are now back, thank you for staying tuned.

well, while we wer eon break. roy got killed by ed, al is hiding, and we have yet to see anyone else. hi.

ed, now burnt and covered in the kernels blood, started clappign and cheering. yes...cheering.

then out of his pocket he pulled out a feather headdress and a tomahowk and danced around the bloody mass that was once colonel mustang. how sad.

days later when the colonel was found by havoc he had a "proper" burial with whatever was left of him...which was probably only his skull. his skull was so thick you'd know it anywhere, trust me. it was THICK like...thick as...as...CORN!

heheheheh

get it?

kernel...corn?

eh nevermind

i should just end this now.

before i get totally flamed

yea...

end of chapter because authoress has been killed by insulted fangirls...why dpes this always happen to me?