chapter 2 HE RETURNS

WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS UUUUUUPPPPPPP hehe sorry I am just really excited about this chapter cause the fun begins in this chapter and trust me when I say LET THE ASS WHOOPING BEGIN and I will have one of my O/C's in this chapter please enjoy and review

Eleanor was looking out the front window of her new home. " I love my new home " she said to herself. She was so into looking out the window that she didn't notice that Theodore was standing right behind her. " I'm glad you like it" he said out loud to get her attention and it worked. " Theodore, you scared me" Eleanor said holding her chest as if she was having a heart attack.

" Sorry sweetheart" he said and sat next to her and cuddled on the couch. " I was thinking maybe if you and the kids want to we could go to the park and have a picnic toge-" Theodore was cut off when there was a very heavy knock at the door. " Who in the heck is that and why are they banging on our door like that " Theodore said, as he went to the door to answer it the person on the other side kicked the door in.

Theodore stepped back and looked at the chipmunk in front of him. " OK WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU" he yelled at the intruder. " I'M LOOKING FOR ELEANOR, WHERE IS THAT BITCH" the munk yelled. " AND WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY WIFE" Theo yelled and started to move a little closer to this jerk. " Theo, honey who is it" Eleanor asked as she walked to the door scared to death and stood next to her husband then held onto his arm when she saw who it was.

" There you are you slut" the munk said and started to walk towards her when Theodore stood in front of him blocking his way. " I don't think so you just leave my wife alone". " Or what, you gonna stop me fat ass" Theodore smirked and shook his head. " No I'm not going to stop you" Theodore started. " He is" Theodore pointed to the stairs and the munk standing in the doorway went wide-eyed.

" You messin' with Elli you're messin' with me" said the huge muscle-bound chipmunk in a very deep voice. " And who the hell are you" the munk that broke in asked. " Your worst damn nightmare" the muscle-bound munk said and started to walk towards the dumb chipmunk in the doorway. " Uh Theodore I think we should call 9-1-1" said Eleanor as she and Theodore walked backwards into their livingroom. " Yeah call 9-1-1 he's gonna need it" said the munk in the doorway. " Oh we aren't calling the police we are calling the paramedics" said Eleanor as she walked with Theodore to the livingroom.

" IT'S FEEDING TIME" yelled the muscle-bound chipmunk and then before the other munk could react he was lifted in the air and thrown across the room. Then he picked him up again and yelled " I HIT HARD" then punched the other munk as hard as he could.

IN THE LIVINGROOM

Theodore and Eleanor were sitting on the couch watching t.v while their bodyguard was tearing the munk who threatened Eleanor apart. " By the way Elli what is that jerks name anyway" asked Theodore looking at her with his eyebrow raised. Eleanor looked at her husband and took a very deep breath. " Well, that munk out there is my Ex-boyfriend" she answered then looked down in shame.

Theodore lifted her chin with his fingers and looked in her eyes lovingly. " Elli I'm not mad or angry about it I'm glad that you told me so that way we can tell the news papers that he was your ex" said Theodore then kissed her on her lips. " Wait what do you mean tell the news papers he was my ex" she asked confused. " Well because he wont survive our bodyguard" they both looked in the entry way of the house and then looked back at each other." Oh boy"

BACK IN THE ENTERY WAY

Theodore and Eleanor's bodyguard was standing over Elli's ex-boyfriend. " NOW are you going to threaten miss Elli again or am I going to have to beat the shit out of you" the bodyguard said. " WHO ARE YOU" yelled Elli's ex. " HIS name is Josh RYBAC and trust me you better stay away or he will tear you apart" said Theodore as he and Eleanor came walking back into the entryway. Elli's ex went wide eyed and started shaking. " Your name is J-J-Josh R-Rybac" asked the ex boyfriend scared shitless. " YES I AM NOW GIT" Josh yelled and kicked Elli's ex out of the doorway and slammed the door shut then locked it. " Do you need anything else " Josh asked. Eleanor looked at her husband and then back at Josh. " Nope I think we're fine now thank you Josh"

OUTSIDE WITH ELLI'S EX

" She thinks that just because she has a husband and a bodyguard that is the size of a freaking tank and built like one, doesn't mean that he can survive a bullet". He took one last look at the house and then pulled out his chipmunk sized Iphone touch and made a call. " Yeah it's me I need a favor, meet me at my place in two hours" he hung up and started walking back to his place to meet his contact. " See you soon slut"

Well there you go good old chapter 2 and to let everyone know that I have a new story uploaded called Fire Fighter Alvin Seville it's in the CGI version because it will only work in the CGI form but trust me if yo read it you will get hooked on it and want more well ANYWHO let me know what you think of this chapter through a review