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Chapter 2: Moving Right Along…

Edward Cullen is in a relationship. ..

It was the little red heart next to the words that really did it to me, more so than the actual statement. It tormented me in a Poe-like fashion.

"She's better than you…prettier…richer…thinner", it taunted me.

I shook my head to clear it and moved the cursor to add a comment.

Bella Swan: "That's great! Who's the lucky person?"

My index finger hovered over the ENTER key. Maybe the exclamation point was too much? I had decided on asking who the "person" was instead of saying "girl" or "woman" as I had heard tales of Edward's conquests. No. I would be the better person. It had been a long time and I certainly hadn't been sitting around crocheting. I'd had my share of dates. I hadn't had any long term boyfriends, but I couldn't help being picky.

"Oh, for the love all that is Holy! That man is still making me crazy from two thousand miles away!"

I hit the ENTER key and logged out.

AN: Thanks for the reviews and alerts, Peaches! I have decided to write shorter chapters for this ALA: bornonhallowen style. It is easier for me and you get more updates. Check out her story, "Once Upon a Desire" it's the best way to start your day!

Coming up next: How B met E