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WARNING: Contains Graphic Sex, Rated M for MATURE.

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I wrote this chapter because a Draco/Harry/Ron pairing always makes me laugh, but I'm not going to be writing any Male slash, ever, because I'd be crap at it, and M/M doesn't do it for me.

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Friends Getting Friendly

Chapter 2: The consequences of Blackmail


"Hermione, where have you been?" Harry asked as she entered the common room to find Ron and Harry playing chess.

"I was helping Ginny with her Transfiguration homework." Hermione replied. "She's got her OWL's coming up, and she's finding it really hard keeping up with McGonagall."

"Yeah, I had the same problem, you seem to be the only person alive who doesn't" Ron grumbled, ignoring Hermione's glare

At that moment the portrait hole opened again, and Ginny came through, spotting the three, and ambling over. "Hey Hermione, hey Guy's, what are you two up to?"

"Nothing, come on Harry, I want to show you my sloth grip roll, see you two later." Ron said quickly, grabbed Harry's arm, and ran out of the portrait hole pulling Harry behind him.

Hermione turned to Ginny a look of confusion on her face, "What's up with them?"

"Oh nothing," Ginny smiled, an innocent look on her face.

"Come on Ginny, what is it? I'm not going to tell anyone am I." Hermione gave her young lover a pleading look.

"Oh all right" Ginny sighed, and moved closer to Hermione despite a few seventh years in the opposite corner being the only other people in the room. "Well, I needed to do some Defence against the Dark Arts homework that Snape had assigned us. We had to practice some non-verbal duelling spells. Anyway, I found a deserted classroom, but it wasn't deserted…." Ginny couldn't hold it back any longer, and snorted in amusement.

"What's so special about that?" Hermione said loosing her patience. "Hurry up and tell me or your regret it later."

This stopped Ginny, who swallowed, and straightened her face. "Well in the room were Harry and Ron, and they were…you know…shagging"

Hermione gasped, but then blurted out: "But so, that's what we're doing, right."

Ginny burst out into a fit of giggles again at the look on Hermione's face, "They weren't alone 'Mione…They were with Malfoy."

Hermione couldn't help herself, and burst out into a fit of laughter, clinging onto Ginny for support. Hermione's laughter was infectious, and Ginny joined in. The two boys on the other side of the room shook their heads in disgust, and left the room, no doubt searching for some other quiet place without crazy girls in it.

"Malfoy…but, but why, they hate each other." Hermione managed to say between snorts of laughter.

"I think Malfoy found them at it, and decided he wanted to join in. Anyway, Ron spotted me at the doorway before I could hide, and came outside and threatened me for like ten minutes. He made up an excuse to the others about needing the toilet so they don't know." Ginny sounded almost gleeful having some leverage over her brother. "I think Ron doesn't want the other two to know as Malfoy would properly stop if he knew that anyone else knew his little secret."

"So where do they…you know…do it" Hermione asked hesitantly before adding: "just out of curiosity."

"Your so naïve Hermione, they are having sex, and will be inserting their penises into each other tonight at exactly twelve O'clock in the room of Requirement. Why do you want to know, do you want to go have a peek?"

"Ginny, their my best friends." Hermione said giving Ginny her best disapproving glare, before grinning evilly, "Of course I do."

"You're not being sarcastic?" Ginny asked unsure about Hermione's response.

"Of course not, it's going to be hilarious; we'd better get there at about eleven so we can make sure we're properly hidden before they arrive. Oh, and so we can get comfortable" Hermione grinned at Ginny in a seductive way reaching across and giving her girlfriend a peck on the lips. "We don't want the boys to be having all the action."

XXX

"Hey Ginny, come in" Hermione called to the older girl as she turned the corner of the seventh floor corridor outside the room of requirement.

"Over there is where they'll be doing their business, oh alright, over there is where they'll be shagging, and the room made this one way wall which means we can see in, but to them it just looks like a wall. Over here is our bed, oh and don't worry about sound, there are one way sound wards." Hermione dropped onto the bed smiling up at the red head.

"Are you sure this is where they'll come, and what's in that box over there?" Ginny said inquisitively.

"I asked for a place where I could watch Ron, Malfoy and Harry. The room turned into this, so I'm guessing it knows what it's doing, and that my sexy friend is a box full of the most fetish items ever." Ginny went over to the box, and dug her hands in, bringing out a pair of handcuffs, and holding them up to Hermione.

"See what I mean, Muggle Aurors use them to tie up criminals, and although I've never used them, apparently it a kinky thing muggle couples do to make love making more enjoyable. There's a mixture of muggle stuff like them, and magical stuff like some vibrators. Did you here the scandal about them?" Hermione asked enjoying the look of confusion Ginny was still giving the handcuffs. "Well a muggle got his hand on one, and replicated the effects using muggle technology before his memory was modified by the ministry. Only difference is you have to buy batteries for the muggle ones, and they don't self clean them-selves."

Ginny was still looking at the handcuff, "that's cool, but what do these do?"

Hermione grinned: "I'll show you later if you insist, and weren't you the one who had a nice purple muggle dildo the other day." Ginny dropped the Handcuffs, blushing slightly, and going over to lie on the bed with Hermione.

"We've got half an hour before the others arrive love, how about you give me a little demonstration as to how these muggle and wizard devises work."

XXX

"Oi Potter, what are you doing, I challenge you to a duel!" Draco Malfoy called across the corridor to the pair of Gryffindor who had just removed the invisibility cloak from around them.

"Don't worry 'raco, no ones around, your forgetting the map." Ron said grinning as their old rival visibly relaxed.

"I already opened the room, so you can go in sexy." Draco drawled, giving Ron a pat on the arse as he walked past. "Go and sit on the bed you Gryfin-dorks, and I'll show you what a real man's body looks like." Draco boasted to the other two.

"Oh shut up Malfoy, don't you remember last time when we measured, and Harry was a inch and a half longer then you." Ron snorted with laughter, and pulled his robe over his head, disposing of it to the other side of the room.

Ginny turned to Hermione, and grinned: "Disgusting aren't they. I can't believe I actually liked Harry."

Hermione smiled back, wrapping an arm around Ginny, "Well now I've seen it for myself, can we draw the curtain on that scene." Pointing to the three boys in the other room.

"Sure."

"Wait one moment:" Hermione said, jumping out of bed and stopping the red head from closing off the scene in the next room. "I just need a few photos, something to bribe them with." She ran over to her school bag that she had brought with her, and produced a wizard camera. She took a couple of shots of the scene through the one-way mirror. The boys haven't wasted any time, "Ron looks like he's enjoying the special attention Harry is paying to his cock." Hermione commented, grinning to herself, and getting a nice shot of Harry sucking Ron, while Malfoy was positioning himself behind the two of them.

"Come on Hermione, all the action next door is getting me wet, come and sort it out now!" Ginny said, growing impatient with the older girl. "You can use the strange metal devices if you come now." She added in desperation when the bushy haired girl still ignored her.

"Done."

XXX

"Ooh Hermioneee, lick me now! Get your Fucking tongue inside my crack now you bitch!" Ginny yelled, straining at the cuffs attaching her to the bed.

"You've been a naughty girl, Hermione whispered in a low erotic voice. I'm going to have to spank you." She reached over, and spanked each of Ginny's but cheeks, rubbing her hands along her back, and down between her cheeks. She roughly turned the girl over, shoving her legs apart, and slowly rubbing her leg up and down between Ginny's legs.

Hermione attacked Ginny's hard nipples, biting and teasing them, running her tongue around the outside of each in turn. She rocked back and forward, grinding their hips together, their clits rubbing across each other, the friction causing the younger girl to cry out in delight.

"Silence." Hermione commanded, and slowly moved her face down so it was level with Ginny's hips. She moved in slowly, enjoying the younger girls shivers of anticipation, as she slowly started to lick her.

Ginny had shaved since Hermione had last seen her in this position, and Hermione stroked the line of remaining hair fondly. She ever so slowly twirled her finger around her opening, gathering some of the wetness, and touching her finger to her tongue. "You taste delicious, they should serve you up at breakfast in the main hall."

Ginny giggled, "I would have to have help every day providing enough for everyone. You'd have to help."

"What a great idea" Hermione murmured as she plunged all four fingers into the young beauty. Hermione's scream of delight was drowned out by Ginny's deafening scream of pleasure.

"Your all tight Gin, I'm going to have to loosen you up a little." Hermione said, you wouldn't even be able to take Malfoy's maggot if I don't sort you out this instant."

"Sort me ouuuut…then" Ginny managed to moan, as Hermione inserted into her again. Hermione continued to push her fingers in, pausing once or twice to lick her fingers clean, and stop the girl from going over the edge too soon.

Just as Hermione felt Ginny begin her climax, she took her hand out, and got up from her position on the bed, returning shortly after, with a long, thin, dark blue object in her hand.

"That's way too big, I draw the line at over a foot," Ginny moaned still trying to recover from the pleasure Hermione had been giving her.

"It's double ended you idiot, now who's naïve." Hermione grinned slyly. "Do you finally understand what the handcuffs are for now?" Ginny frantically nodded. Hermione reached over and taped each cuff with her wand removing them, and kissing the Ginny's wrists where the metal had dug into her skin.

"Can I be on the top this time?" Ginny asked, and grabbed the plastic item with glee when Hermione nodded. "On the bed then."

Ginny slowly inserted one end into Hermione, filling her completely. "You look like you've had a sex change done by a novice doctor" Ginny told Hermione, grinning at the annoyed look on Hermione's face.

"Just get on will you."

Ginny quickly obeyed, climbing onto Hermione, and positioning her own clit over the other end of the dildo sticking out of Hermione. She relaxed, felling the solid object fill her slowly, slowly rocking forward and back. Hermione squirmed, and shouted out for Ginny to go faster. Ginny obeyed, and built up a rhythm, their bodies moist with sweat as they thrust into each other.

Hermione was grinning wildly, and quickened her pace, synchronising her pushes with Ginny's. Ginny was now flailing madly, unable to control herself and the immense pleasure. Her ginger hair flicking from one side to the other, while her breasts bounced wildly ever time Hermione thrust up into her. Hermione reached and cupped each breast with her hands, and absently fondled them.

The initial build up only lasted a few minutes, before Ginny felt her body begin to seize up. Hermione sensed this, and quickened her pace. Their bodies kept thumped together, until Ginny couldn't take it any longer.

"Oh my God, I'm cumming Hermione!" She shouted, clawing Hermione's bare legs as the climax hit her head on. She bucked with pleasure, still calling out Hermione's name. Hermione slowed down, but Ginny noticing this quickly shook her head, and starting thumping into her again. "You haven't come yet."

Ginny ignored the slight pain that came with ever thrust and quickened the pace; sensing Hermione was getting close. Ginny looked down at her lover beneath her. Her bushy hair was spread out on the bed, she had a look of immense pleasure open her face, and Ginny continued grinding into her with renewed vigour. 'Hermione did have such amazing boobs' Ginny thought to herself as she looked down on her, she reached a hand out gently running It across her chest feeling her smooth curves, the other hand running circles around the point where the toy joined the two together.

Hermione climaxed and Ginny felt her friend shudder as it hit her, flailing her body wildly. Ginny slowed the thrusts, and pulled herself off, and removing the object from Hermione as well.

XXX

They spent the next few minutes licking and tasting each other, before relaxing wearily on the automatically cleaned sheets, Ginny resting her head in Hermione's bare lap. Hermione absentmindedly stroked her bright red hair, savouring the moment of silence. 'Ginny was awesome in bed, and had been her only proper female friend she'd ever had, but where was this heading, was she going to be expected to go with Ginny to Hogsmead, what would everyone say…'

"Hermione" Ginny said, as if reading the older girls thoughts. "This is just fun, alright, I love you, and I'm ready to be with you, but not everyone would be as accepting. We'd probably even have some problems from the dudes next door, so just relax."

"Were you reading my thoughts Gin?" Hermione asked slightly startled, but pleased at the same time with the answer.

"Yes, I was wandering whether you loved me,"

"Of course I love you." Hermione said warmly, wrapping an arm around the others chest.

"Oh, isn't that sweet, the Mudblood and the Blood Traitor love each other, and are going to keep it secret are they, not if I can help it, I'm sure the rest of the school would love to know." Malfoy gloated at the naked girls who were lying on top of each other, clasping hands.

"Can't you see we're busy here, go and annoy someone else." Ginny said impatiently.

"How about a quick blow job before I go, if you can take the crap that Granger spills, then your in for a treat."

"If you're trying to blackmail us, then it's not going to work." Hermione sighed.

"Why not Granger?" Malfoy sneered.

"Because we have photos of you and the others, whereas you have no proof, I don't think the other Slytherins would be too impressed if they found out. Oh and Ginny has her wand, and is very competent at casting the 'obliviate' charm."

Malfoy turned just in time to see a blinding flash of light, before he was hit by the spell. Ginny followed up with a stunner, sending him cart wheeling backwards.

"Bastard." Ginny muttered, "Don't know what Harry and Ron see in him. I'll go and hide him in a broom cupboard somewhere." She dragged the stupefied figure to his feet, and was by the door before Hermione quickly jumped up and followed, whispering something in the red-head's ear. Ginny smirked, and nodded.

XXX

Professor McGonagall woke up, and pulled her tartan dressing gown around her, and was walking to the bathroom, when she tripped over an object on the floor. She fumbled with the light switch, and finally flicked it on. The sight in front of her took a moment to register, and she stood there in shock until she came to her senses and let out a high pitch scream.

Lying on the floor was none other then Draco Malfoy, stripped naked. His long blond hair had been shaved off completely, and his body was covered with scrawled messages. A message written in blue read: 'I love McGonagall', another reading: 'I wish I was a Gryffindor.' There was a crudly drawn penis on his head, with the heading, 'The other one wasn't big enough, so I had a transplant!'

XXX

"Mr Malfoy, what do you remember happening last night?" Dumbledore said sternly. "Remember there are lots of methods of getting the truth out of you, but I would prefer for you to tell the truth yourself."

"I did nothing...someone did this to me, and when I find out who, I'll kill them."

"Now calm down Mr Malfoy, what do you remember; I don't want to force Severus to use Veritisirum."

"I remember...a party in the common room," Malfoy started, deciding to tell the truth, or what he believed it to be. "And then me and some others went to a classroom, and had a little game of Truth and Dare. There was some alcohol…and everyone got a bit carried away."

"Thank you Draco, you can go for the moment." Dumbledore said sternly. Once he had left Dumbledore turned to Snape and McGonagall. "He was telling the truth, I read his thoughts, I'll leave you to take care of his punishments Severus, and I expect you to keep a closer watch on your students in future. I expect it to be very severe, are you better now Minerva…"

Hermione and Ginny were eating breakfast when Malfoy walked in. A Hufflepuff girl screamed causing the entire school to turn in shock as the bald Slytherin shuffled in. He gave Crabb and Goyle and the rest of the Slytherins a scowl, band sat down sullenly at one end. A Gryffindor fourth year burst out into hysterics as he read the message on the Slytherins forehead. It didn't take long till the assembled students were rolling round on the floor, clutching stitches.

Ron whispered to Harry "Wander what happened to Drac', do you think he did it for me. Didn't he know I was only joking when I said we should all shave ourselves to show our love for each other? Anyway, I meant between out legs, not our heads."

Hermione overheard this whispered conversation, and had to quickly shove a load of food in her mouth to stop herself bursting out in laughter.

"Ron won't be disappointed long, I reckon it could only be a few hours before he finds out we shaved there as well. I liked the memory modification charm you did on him, and the non removable pen's were a great idea," Ginny reached over, and gave Hermione's a pat on the back. "But nothing compares to your brainwave to use the year long pubic hair removal spell."


A/N: There is one more chapter to come on this story, please tell me what you think of adding Cho in as a nice happy threesome in the next chapter and when I've finished this fic I will be starting on another soon after.

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