The following is a nonprofit, fanbased parody of The Problem Solvers, the Super Smash Bros. Francise, and video games in general. Due to its content, viewer discretion may, or may not, be advised. Italiatcs mean that it is a real show and also means a characters thoughts. This show is also based on what the author believes might happen in Super Smash Bros. 4. Since that will come out eventually, The stuff in this fic may become incorrect. This was written 4-4-2012 so don't say anything if you watch from the after the 4th one comes out. Thank you and enjoy the show.

It twas another day in the Smash Mansion. The excitement of new smashers and naked faries were quickly downing down as the noobs started to adjust to their new lives. Everyone (except for Link and Romaro[Dr. Mario] of course) were in the auditorium getting ready for Master Hand's annoucement for the new staff of his new program.

"Now remember my smashers. I carefully, carefully selected the people who I believe will be a good fit for the Problem Solvers program. As such, don't be disappointed if you don't make it." saud Master Hand as he looked on at the smashers.

"BAH! who would want to be in a lame prooooblem solving business!" said Bowser from the back. " Yea, you tell 'im Dad" said Bowser Jr. also.

"It's a good thing that YOU won't be in it. Anyway, starting off with the leader, I believe that it should be... MARIO!"

Everyone cheered for the guy in red. " Thank you! Thank you so nice!" he cried as he started to go to the stage.

" Uh, uh, huh. You have to wait for your teammates. They are...

LUCAS!

META KNIGHT!

RED!

LINK!

RUTO!

FI!

PEACH!

MEWTWO!

AND!

Mr. GAME & WATCH!

Congratulations, our new problem solvers!"

Just as Master Hand was about to set in stone their status, someone said, " WAIT! !" " Oh, what now, Crazy?" said Master Hand exasperated.

" Brother, that is to normal!" "What?" said Master Hand confused " We surely cannot have The Problem Solverz be THAT boring!"

" So what do YOU want to do?" " I, Crazy Hand, believe that opposites of these people will generate more lolz for the viewers!

"... Wat?"

"EXACTLY! As such I believe that these will be a better fit starting with the new leader, Luigi!"

"LUIGI? You can't be serious!" " Yea, you can't! I never lead before! I don't think I can do it!" said Luigi from the crowd.

"Well it appears that we have a few NEIGHsayers in the audience! Well, too bad! Waluigi Time!

"YES!" "No, not you!" said Crazy "Continuing! Along Luigi, We shall have...

NESS!

KIRBY!

PIKACHU!

YOUNG LINK!

YOUNG RUTO!

NAVI!

DAISY!

JIGGLYPUFF!

AND!

THE 8-BIT KID!

THERE! THAT'S BETTER!"

"CRAZY! STOP SHOUTING!" said Master Hand " And wait. Who's the 8-bit kid?

"ME!" said a person as he walked to the stage. He was wearing a white shirt, blue jeans and black shoes. He was white and had black hair. The strangest thing about the man was that he was pixelated not unlike River City Ransom or the show on G4 Code Monkeys.

" Crazier or not, I still don't believe-" " It will increase the ratings, brother."

Master Hand thought about this. "..." Let's see here. More Craziness= Higher Ratings= More Money!

"... Everyone! Welcome your new Problem Solve-" " Spell it with a Z, bro!" " Problem Solverz!"

"WHAT!1!" As a collective gasp from the crowd ensured, Master Hand thought to himself, Must. Convince. Myself. That. I. Did. A. Good. Thing. And. Not. Doom. Us. All.

As the entire smash mansion glared at their leader, 10 smashers would start to go on fantastic adventures in their lives.