Hi again! Here's more of my Organization XIII radio show fic! It's only dialogue... so just pretend you're listening to the radio!

WARNING: implied smex-ual activities, references to some boyXboy smut, VERY strong language, and general nonsense.

Unbeta-ed, so again, please excuse any mistakes!

DISCLAIMER: Sarah Does not own Kingdom Hearts, nor Kingdom Hearts 385/2 Days... but she does have an L plushie!

In this particular segment, the boys talk a lot about pairings and fandoms. These are just my particular views of the moment, as well as my own particular logic. I do NOT mean to offend anyone! If you do get offended somehow, then I am extremely sorry! Let's all just be friends, m'kay?

FOR YOUR INFORMATION: In this chapter, Roxas talks in normal, While Axel Talks in Bold, And Demyx stays in Italics!

Bold and Italics at once is BOTH Demyx and Axel!

Hi there and welcome to Org. 13 on 103.8! You're back with Demyx, Roxas, and Axel for breaking news and other important things!

Seriously Dem? 'Breaking news and other important things'? When the fuck have we talked about important shit?

RIGHT NOW! Are you guys aware of the wide-spread epidemic of the (Dun DUn DUN) INCURABLE DISEASE?

What?

The dreaded Fangirl virus. It's an issue.

Uggh, You bet it is!

Definitely a major issue! Have you SEEN what some of those girls post about us?

I KNOW! What I want to know is how they found out about the time with the whipped cre-

LALALALALALALA, I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUU! LALA-OW!

Demyx, grow up. Axel,-

OW!

Stop saying things like that on the radio you moron!

Sorry Roxie.

Don't call me that.

Awww, but Rox!

It's so YOU!

Ugh, I swear, YOU guys are the reason we have this stupid fangirl problem.

What-chu talkin bout?

You both act so… So….

So what Rox?

So God dammed GAY!

GASP! ROXIE!

See, this is what I'm talking about.

Ok, besides messing around with Dem, name one time I have acted gay.

All of 385/2 Days.

WHAT? THAT WASN'T GAY, THAT WAS FRIENDSHIP! I WAS AWESOME IN THAT, GOT IT MEMORIZED?

I'mma go with Roxie on this one. (don't look at me like that Rox, I'm on your side, No hitting.) That wasn't friendship. That was 'I'm-Axel-and-I-want-in-Roxas's-pants'ship.

PROVE IT!

Psh, too easy. Remember when I was leaving? I said that no one would miss me and you said, AND I QUOTE: "I would.." all sad and needy just wanting me to turn back and run into your arms.

I said I would miss you, is that a crime? Is it suddenly illegal to miss your best friend?

'Course it's not Axy, Just not the way YOU did it.

Oh yeah? What about YOU Demyx? You're in like, 13 different Organization 13 pairings!

13? There are only 13 of us, so minus Demyx would be 12, idiot.

No trust me, 13 different Organization 13 pairings.

Ok, I'm IN the pairings, and I don't even get this.

DemyxXwater-clones.

Water clones of who?

Yourself.

…

May I be the first to say: OMYGOD EW.

Hmm.. I dunno, I AM pretty sexy.

….

…..

What? Come on, It wouldn't even be like, sex. More like masturbation.

Like that makes it ok?

…Demyx, You are such a freak.

Well Gyezz. I know for a FACT that Roxas is often presented as a rent-boy in AUs. (That's Alternate Universe s for you n00bs out there!)

*snork* Rent-boy Roxas?

WHAT?

Yeah, and Marluxia is often either in charge of the place, or uber possessive over your little blond ass!

Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

Siiigh, Dammit Dem, I JUST got him OUT of therapy for all the RoxasXSora crap.

Ooooh Yeah! Almost forgot about that one! Twincest!

NEVER. IN. HELL.

What about that one party where you guys-

WE WERE FUCKING DRUNK OUT OF OUR MINDS. And Riku and Axel MADE US because they are fucking PERVERTS!

How was it?

Hot.

Sweet-OW!

Haha-OW! OW! OWDAMMIT, QUIT IT ROX!

STOP BRINGING IT UP!

Well then! Let's talk about some Axel Pairings then!

Uh… yeah.. no thanks.

No, I agree with Demyx. Let's! :D

So the one I've got here at the top of the pile of fanfiction has Axel as Roxas's boyfriend…

SEE! I'm a good boy Roxie~ 3

No, wait, I'm not done!

Quit while you're ahead Dem.

No, Keep going!

He's Roxas's Boyfriend, but he can't stop sleeping around! Like, with EVERYONE! Except Larxene… oh wait, no, here's one where you use Larxene to cover your lust for Roxie, so she tries to kill him... uh.. another, you and Larxene used to date, but now you're with me. Hmm.. Gotta say, that was a good decision. She's a scary bitch.

Oh God.

*Snork* oh god, keep going Dem, this is funny!

Well, it's hard 'cause AkuRoku is such a popular pairing… here's one with you and Zexion. I'm gonna burn this later.

How the fuck do they figure that? WHY ON FUCKING EARTH would I be fuckbuddies with emo-boy?

Ha, it's says you're the "light in his world, the candle flame that helps him see in the darkness." Hn. That's romantic, but now I want to rip off Zexion's balls.

NO TOUCHY MY ZEXY. God Axel, lookit this, You are Marluxia, like, ALL OVER. God, you're a fucking whore! Why didn't you tell me? I mean, look at some of these!

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Fuck, now Roxas is gonna kill Marluxia.

That's fine with me, he's so… soo..

Like an obnoxious pink Flower fairy?

Yeah, but I was going for pervert…

Either way he will soon be DEAD. Look what he's making those vines do to you in this one!

COUGHHACKBLEED OHMYGOD! I DON'T think I can bend like that!

Oh god, where the heck is it GOING? Is there a bottomless portal in your ass Axel?

OF COURSE NOT!

Gosh, wouldn't you KNOW that Roxie? (teehee~)

I DON'T BOTTOM!

No, he bottoms.

Yeah, If you're ridding me-OW!

No see, that brings up another common theme- Uke Roxas.

They think I'm a what now?

Uke. Bottom. You get your ass pounded. Which is true-OW!

See, because you're so much shorter, and not to mention younger, they put you as the Uke. Like, all the time.

See, I tol-

If you finish that sentence I will castrate you with a rusty spork.

Point taken.

Age is another thing with you two; It was never officially established exactly how many years apart you both are! So there are AkuRoku fanfictions with themes from you guys being a year apart, to Axel being at most (that I've seen) ten years older than you AND a child molester.

… uh.. great… just.. fucking..fantastic… What's with fangirls and giving me childhood trauma?

It's the only logical reason for why you're a grumpy-Gus!

Psh, not that you're free from that road, eh Demy?

Ugh, don't remind me.

Elaborate this.

Well, because Dem is such a ball of fucking sunshine 24/7, fans give him a dark and disturbing childhood or an abusive sibling/parent to make him some sort of masochist/hero character.

What the fuck?

It's suppose to show How selfless I am! Smiling and bringing joy to others while my own life is in shambles! So kawaii!

…right…

Shit guys, Saix is giving us the finger. BACK AT YOU BASTARD!

Guess that means our time's up!

Good.

Aww, so mean!

Well, who knows when we'll see you freaks out there again-

AXEL! Don't call the listeners FREAKS!

But I suppose we'll see you eventually.

God, you really suck at this sort of thing.

OoOo~ Roxie, does that mean you want me to give you a blowjo-

SAIX! TAKE US OFF AIR NOW!

Ta-Da! Chapter 2! The boys' SECOND RADIO SHOW! I AM SO PROUD!

Ha, I actually really like doing this! I often get stuck with descriptions and such, I'm much better at simple screen directions! like in a play! Dialogue is really fun to write!

Though I am sorry if I bore you with you being unable to see what they are doing... Here's a hint; if some one is cut off, then say OW, that generally means Roxas has hit them!

So I wanted to ranble on about fanfictions and fandoms, for the simple reason of that they Fascinate me. Can't get enough, even if some of them occasionally make me sad or sick to my stomach. but in a good way. I like to analyze all the views of a problem, and I had Demyx voice most of my major opinions in this one because I think of him as the kind of guy to really get into things, like totally research them, look at something with a 360 degree perspective, ya know? ... This is me calling Demyx nosy. X)

Well... That's about it! I'm probably going to roll with this some more before I try anything else...

If anyone has Ideas or suggestions, I would appreciate them! Not really getting much help from this side of the screen. (glares at certain twin brother.)

I keep telling her to just write some porn or something, but does she listen to me? NoOOOO!

I'M NOT WRITING THAT!

...yet.

...yeah...

Hugs and Worship and prayers for reviews,

~Sarah

-And Steve too. :D