Chapter One
Disclaimer: Okay, everyone knows the drill! I do not, will not, and have never owned Invader ZIM or its characters in anyway! They belong to Nickeloneon, Viacom and *sighs dreamily* Mr. Jhonen Vasques *sighs*...*Ahem* Uh…well here is the first chapter of my fanfic. I think it sucks…alot, but I'll let you guys be the judge of that! So…you know…read and…stuff, 'KAY?!*^_^* Chapter One

            "Shut up, you miserable little rats!" Ms. Bitters snarled to the already quiet skool children.  They all focused on her as she slithered into the room in her usual sparking attitude (A/N:ain't sarcasm wonderful?).

            "For some sick and twisted reason," She growled," the skool thought it funny if they keep sending me more of you worthless sacks of flesh…."

            "You mean ANOTHER student?" Interrupted a certain trench coated boy, waving his hand frantically.  "That's like two new students in , what, six months?! Watch out Ms. Bitters it could be another alien! I mean first Zim comes along and then that girl, Tak?!  It could be one of ---!!"

            "SILENCE earth-monkey!!" a little green-skinned boy stood up on his desk and protested," I had no control over THAT situation and besides if ANYONE is gonna DOOM this spinning ball of...dirt it will be ME! ZIM!!"

            "SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!" Ms. Bitters snapped. Both boys stopped their yelling match and faced her with looks of surprise. "If I hear a peep out of either one of you, I'll make you clean out Mickey's cage!" She gestured to the small aquarium with the not-so-small thirty-foot anaconda stuffed inside of it, which in turn burped out a shoe.  The two of them looked at the 'pet' and sat back down throwing their usual glares at each other. 

            "Now," hissed Ms. Bitters, "Here is another addition to our crumbling society, Rav."  She gestured to the door as a girl with shoulder length brown and red hair walked in.  She stood at the front of the class scanning the room with cold eyes. 

            "Hmmm…." Zim rubbed his chin as he examined the new earth-filth stink human standing in front of the class.  He felt an instant…attraction to this human, but not the type of attraction a guy does for a girl but as in one would have with a person that shares common interests (A/N:blah! @_@).  He stared at her hard trying to figure out what this…feeling…was.

            "Sit down!"  The girl jerked at the sound of Ms. Bitters' voice.  She gave the serpent woman a half glare as she began to make her way to the back of the room.  Zim cautiously watched her as she  found a seat near a window and preceded to stare out of it.  Dib was watching as well…actually he was watching Zim watch her (but you knew that already! :P).  He saw the look Zim gave the new girl and couldn't help but speculate on the situation.  "What was that about?"  he thought out loud (but not too loud).  "I wonder if…….."

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm gonna stop there cause I feel like my brain is gonna explode!! So anyway tell me what you think (and what I can improve cause I know it sucked). WAHAHAH!! I SUCK!!! *sniff* okay…I'm fine, I'm fine.  Promise it will get better! Oh and check out my poetry too…though…well see for yourself! LATER!! *poofies*