I am going to kill Emmett. Because of his stupid little videos, Lauren Mallory has made a fan club for Emmett's youtube videos, causing snickers to follow me everywhere.

Now everyone thought I had a prude for a boyfriend.

As I stomped down the hallway, I thought nothing could make my day worse. I then saw a huge, muscled clown who looked a great deal like Emmett making balloon animals in the middle of the hallway.

The clown had Mike Newton in chains wearing a frilly pink dress and was performing a magic act with the balloon animals. Oh my god have I gone insane? Seeing a clown in the middle of the school hallway was impossible, right?

"EMMETT! WHAT THE FREAKING HECK ARE YOU DOING!" Rosalie's voice echoed down the hall and sounded so menacing I heard two freshmen scream. Rosalie was stomping down the hallway towards the clown looking murderous. She balled her fists as she came to a stop in front of Emmett the clown. "I CAN'T HAVE A CLOWN FOR A HUSBAND! PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU'RE A PERVERT HANGING AROUND A HIGH SCHOOL AT YOUR AGE!" Rosalie looked angry enough to kill Emmett. Emmett didn't seem to notice.

"AHA! Here is my assistant the beautiful Rosalie! Now if my beautiful assistant will step into the ring we will begin the trick of the balloon's magnetism! My beauti" Rosalie cut Emmett off, screeching, "I AM NOT YOUR FREAKING ASSISTANT EMMETT!" She was still standing there fists clenched, and fuming.

I finally came to my senses and ran down the hallway, turned a sharp corner and ran into Edward- literally. "Ouch!" I winced as I hit my elbows on the floor right before Edward caught me. "What are you running from love?" Edward said with a puzzled look on his face.

A familiar voice could be heard from around the corner. "What's the matter Rosie? Don't you like my balloon animals? I made a balloon rose for you because your name is Rosalie! Isn't that funny?" Emmett's voice sounded like a very good imitation of someone playing dumb. Or maybe Emmett was dumb.

"NO EMMETT! I DO NOT THINK YOU ACTING LIKE A CHILD IS FUNNY!" Rosalie's screech echoed down the hall. "Ah, That explains what you were running from. Only a fool is not afraid of Rosalie's wrath." A look of realization had spread over Edward's face when he saw what was going on through someone's mind. We looked around the corner and I almost burst out laughing at the look on Emmett's face.

Emmett looked completely oblivious (and a little hurt) and clearly had no idea why Rosalie was so angry at him. "B-But Rosie… I wanted to put on a magic show for everyone. Is that really so bad?" Emmett looked close to tears. I actually felt bad for him. I tugged on Edward's sleeve and gestured to Emmett.

Nobody ever forgot Emmett's tantrums. When Rosalie yelled at him and he didn't know why, Emmett would cry for hours and refuse to talk to anyone. Once he buried himself in Esme's garden and nobody found him for so long the flowers grew in over his "grave". Needless to say, Esme was not happy about her daisies getting shredded when Emmett dug himself out.

Edward sighed and walked down the hall and took Emmett out the exit, practically having to carry him out. Rosalie looked amazed that Emmett was reacting this way even though he always reacted this way. Tonight was going to be a long night in the Cullen house. I should not have agreed to have a sleepover with Alice tonight. Emmett would be a handful and very few people could deal with Emmett when he was like this.

Emmett needs to Grow up. I need to get Edward to stop being such a softie when this sort of thing happens. I wanted Edward to do something about Emmett starting to cry, not take him home!

Now I couldn't put my plan into action. I knew just the way to get rid of the Prude videos Emmett had posted on the internet and now the plan would have to wait until next weekend. Emmett breaking down would have been such a good distraction so Carlisle and Esme wouldn't hear about my plan. I know Edward won't agree to the whole plan, but I can at least put a stop to the giggling.

Hi, Kynthia here. I've sort of run into a bit of a snag in Emmett goes wild, because I can't think of a plan extreme enough that Edward would actually agree to, so that part of the storyline will probably be put on hold. I was originally inspired to write this by indifferent child of earth, because I so needed more detail on Emmett's evil deeds, but as no one has written stories for a bunch of them, I guess I could write a couple. So, I can't take full credit for the original ideas. Of course, my English teacher always says that the truly great writer takes someone else's idea because it gave them an idea to make it better or more descrptive or whatever, so I guess I can take some credit for the stories.