Hey, starting just as I posted the first chapter, but I don't think I will be able to post it before my ride gets here to take me away, so I don't know when I will get this up.
However 2 reviews within half an hour of posting, and both are nicely asking me to keep going with the idea, so they get a shout out.
Thanks for the early support reviewers Son of Thanatos 64 and ultima-owner.
Not stretched out, but nicely asked instead of the rude way people usually review asking for more, so shout out for being polite.
Have fun.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=Cannon Percy World=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Similarly to last chapter, we come into this new world, during the summer solstice.
Catching our gods and goddesses at a very bad time.
Thundering storm clouds and quaking mountain is what greeting our dimensional guests, all of them completely caught off guard as they had to steady each other from the surprise quake.
Hades turned to his brothers.
"Is it that time of the month?"
The younger gods all got a chuckle out of that, mostly from the secondary fact that Poseidon and Zeus were once getting into so many arguments Naruto had convinced them to actually duke it out where no one would be harmed, fisticuffs style, with Apollo on standby to heal them up.
It took a full week for the two to work through their aggression towards one another, allowing them to refer to that week as their time of the month.
As you can see, they never lived it down.
Zeus marched towards the throne room, his family following close behind.
The minor gods and spirits all wore expressions of shock, the alternate Olympians just laughing it off.
As Zeus reached the doors to the council chambers, he tossed them aside, entering as if he owned the place.
The Zeus on the throne however, found absolutely no amusement at all.
"What in Tartarus is going on!?"
Honestly though, several gods were not happy at the moment.
Poseidon, Hera, Hephaestus, Artemis and Athena all looked rather irritated as well.
Zeus was not having a good day, especially since he was missing his master bolt.
Naruto however stepped forward.
"Bro, chill, we are from an alternate realm, and we decided that we were all curious enough to see how things would change if it was different."
Aphrodite licked her lips as she stared at the man that spoke.
"Who are you handsome?"
Naruto looked at her smiling brightly, noticing the glare Ares gave him.
"Allow me to introduce myself, I am Naruto, the handsome god of love, the main man of beauty, the prince of pleasure..."
Zeus Glared at the alternate gods.
"Enough! What is it your here for?"
(A(alternate)) Zeus raised a brow.
"Was I as grouchy as this before brothers?"
Before either older (A) big three could respond, (C(cannon)) Athena spoke up.
"Apparently, they are us, from a realm where Aphrodite is a male."
Said goddess was up quicker than Zeus could throw a bolt of lightning.
"And self-cest was never more tempting than now."
Naruto looked completely caught off guard.
"Why am I a whore?"
Aphrodite stood in shock, Hephaestus, Hermes, Dionysus, and Apollo all burst out laughing, Artemis and Athena smirked in smug victory, Hera and Demeter each raised a brow in interest, while Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades all just shook their heads.
The alternate gods all however looked disappointed, or disgusted in Artemis and Naruto's cases, Artemis speaking up.
"Naruto, is your alternate asking to bed you in the presence of your wife?"
That caught everyone's attention.
©Apollo looked between the two.
"Arty? Er, alternate Arty, who is he married to?"
(A)Artemis stepped towards Naruto, linking her left hand with his own right, raising them to show a ring on her own ring finger.
"Guess, or maybe you need more than my irritation at your goddess of whores to tell you."
The cannon gods all stared in shock. ©Artemis answering.
"I am the goddess of maidens and would never marry a man."
(A)Artemis just raised a brow.
"Even with him blocking all form of romantic love from my hunters, and allowing me to recruit the daughters of strong hunter recruits that rejected my offer?"
©Artemis glared at Aphrodite.
"Well, at least there are better love gods out there then our own."
As ©Artemis sat in her throne glaring at Aphrodite, and pouting about her alternate's marriage, (A)Hephaestus stepped forward.
"So, mother made me marry a whore?... Guess Ares is her favorite."
That got glares from the ©love-smith god couple as the other (A) gods laughed.
©Zeus became enraged as he stepped towards his own alternate.
"How dare you come into our realm on this sacred day and insult us."
(A)Zeus blinked as he stood straighter, staring eye to eye with his other.
None of the seated gods noticed the two Hestia sitting by the hearth calmly chatting like they were old friends, both giggling at the childishness that ©Zeus was displaying.
(A)Zeus decided enough was enough and tossed his alternate back to his throne.
"How long has it been since you have properly battled someone? Its almost as if you just sit there and just use the master bolt to battle with. I am glad that I took Naruto's advice to going hand to hand against my brother to keep myself in shape."
Naruto laughed.
"Point to Broseidon."
©Apollo's eyes widened.
"Why didn't I think of that?"
(A)Apollo groaned.
"So he made it up first in now two dimensions... Damn, I figured I had the advantage with him not being him here."
Naruto chuckled.
"Guess your just not bro enough Apollo."
Both Apollo just grunted and turned away from him.
©Zeus stood up as he glared at his alternate.
"You dare, step into my realm, and strike me?"
(A)Ares just grunted.
"Well, talk about lame, bet they don't even visit the camp either."
©Zeus glared.
"You would dare break that law?"
(A)Hermes finally spoke up.
"There is no law in our world. We each get a week out of one month to spend at camp half-blood, while one of the minor gods watches our domain."
Naruto smiled as he stepped forward.
"When we talk through our problems, we find better solutions."
Both Hestia stood up and walked over to get in between the two sides, ©Hestia spoke up.
"Apparently, things go a bit smoother with Naruto as the love god. Without Aphrodite to wedge between them, Ares and Hephaestus actually bonded as brothers, Hera doesn't get too mad at Zeus, who actually has less affairs there, mostly due to Hera blessing the mortal women."
©Hera looked shocked.
"Excuse me Hestia, but did I hear you correctly?"
Both Hestia smiled as (A)Hestia spoke up.
"Yes, you blessed them due to them being victims of horrible families, Naruto does his job well, but since we can't interfere with mortal lives directly, the wives of gods in our realm decide to use their husbands as blessings. Take miss Grace for example, Her father tried to rape her after her mother left him, and as she prayed to you, the goddess of family, to fix her own, you had Zeus bless her with her own perfect family by allowing her to mother Zeus' children."
Every cannon god were shocked. (A)Hestia spoke a little more.
"Although you still hate Heracles, He has always been a bit unbearable."
©Artemis stood up and walked towards her own counterpart.
"And what, prey tell, would convince you to bless a woman with a child from your own husband?"
(A)Artemis just smirked.
"The women I allow to bed Naruto have all been girls I wanted in my hunt, they were worthy to be recruited, but while tempted to join, their dreams and ambitions held them back. They wanted to do things like prove someone was wrong, prove they can succeed where they were assumed to fail. One particular woman, gave Naruto a sweet little daughter she named Lacy, and I for one found her rather adorable."
©Zeus continued to glare.
"So, are any of you gonna ever tell us why you are here?"
(A)Ares chuckled at that.
"I wanted to see how the alternate us would be like, and honestly, you all suck."
After the alternate Ares spoke that one sentence, the rest of the alternate gods spoke up.
Hermes "Honestly, I was hoping for a race with myself, but since your all too busy to be any fun."
Dionysus "I am siting there bitterly sipping diet coke, I hate this idea now."
Apollo "I have been let down already by not having thought of calling Poseidon, Broseidon, so I lost interest a bit ago."
Artemis "I am a bit bitter at not being truly happy with he man I love, but I understand that not every world can have the perfect man, and are just stuck with a man's perfect woman."
Hera "Marriage counseling was a better idea then I first thought."
Athena "Well, I won't be able to ever really get the image of Naruto and Hephaestus going at it out of my head now." She sounded a little ill.
Hephaestus "Great, now you put the image in my head. I wanna go back to my forge, and next time Ares gets a dumb idea like this, I will begin to refuse to fix his weapons."
Hades "Hopefully Persephone Is fine, this realm is already bringing my mood down."
As ©Demeter glared, (A)Demeter just chuckled.
"I am sure she is happily tending her garden, you would never hurt her no matter the realm."
©Hades and Demeter stared in shock at the two, as (A)Demeter walked over, a different cereal box than she brought in her hands. Hades grunted and shook his head.
"You and your cereal."
(A)Demeter just stuck her tongue out at him, before turning quickly enough to slap him with her hair.
Poseidon chuckled at the strange looks his family was getting from their alternate forms.
"Well, I wonder how bad the next world would be."
Zeus "Well, I for one vote against trying this again. I figured I would be able to have a proper conversation with my alternate, and here I find an overgrown child whining about having his glow stick stolen."
Hestia looked to be pouting at her family, but before she could speak Naruto spoke up.
"My family, I have spent the past thousands of millennium repairing and building the bonds we now share, and here is a world that has been torn asunder by the claws of depravity and lust. I must stay and repair the rotting hearts of our alternative realm's beings. I hope you all understand my request."
Zeus smiled at the god that repaired his own marriage.
"I would wish you luck in your quest, but the fates know that you need far more than any form of wish from any of us."
As the other gods nodded, Naruto stood tall as he split his power in half, forming a proper godly double.
"Thank you Zeus, I am glad that you understand the pain it brings me to see these poor gods suffer a world so horrid."
(A)Artemis rolled her eyes.
"You love too willingly Naruto."
Artemis gave Naruto one final kiss before stepping back.
(A)Hestia smiled.
"Well, I wish you luck as well Naruto."
©Zeus had finally become fed up.
"Enough! I tire of you all speaking as if we were not here. My marriage is perfect, the most perfect of this and any realm, we have no need of your aid, and as soon as I have my bolt returned to me, I will remove you all from my presence."
©Hera slapped the back of Zeus' head.
"Enough, even I can see that we could use help from a proper being of love, rather than someone who doesn't understand proper love, and only goes about looking for the next pretty face to put on her wall."
©Poseidon spoke up.
"Honestly, they appear happier than us, I wouldn't mind giving him a chance to help out."
©Zeus glared.
"This will not help your brat from his punishment if he fails his quest Poseidon."
©Poseidon just smirked.
"Actually, I was having the thought of changing my name to Broseidon, sounds much more bro, right bro?"
Zeus' brow started to twitch.
(A)Zeus just looked at the gods of the current realm.
"A simple visit to learn of another world has brought about a quest to bring a proper form of love to said world. I would normally vote we leave them to sort their own bullshit out."
(A)Zeus turned and opened the door back to their own world.
"Remember, just get your duplicate to say the word, and we will retrieve you, no matter the cost. You are family after all."
With those last words, the gods of the alternate realm left Naruto on his everlasting quest to save the love of another world.
Turning around to come face to face with the arguing children that were called gods in this realm, he slumped.
There goes the next hundred thousand years down the drain.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=Chapter End=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Alright, well I don't know how long these chapters are, cause open office for some reason refuses to tell me, but here is the next chapter, and unlike this morning, I have plenty more reviews, and have even had a typo pointed out to me.
I know it was Kronos that chopped off the balls of his father and tossed them into the ocean, but I accidentally put Zeus, and so, for pointing that out to me, thank you Sceonn, I went and fixed the typo.
I should also point out again, I am new to the whole Greek mythology thing, and have not been able to find out anything about the god's powers, and have just assumed that all those children were from one night stands.
Get in, get on, get out deals you know... the gods from what I have read from the riordan wiki are very much like that.
However, I shall learn and try to do better.
As such, if you have a better site for the greek myths, I would appreciate the help.
Though quick question, cause I can't find it, didn't Apollo and Aphrodite have children together? I cannot for the life of me find anything on any kids between those two...
Either way, I hope you all enjoyed the second chapter, I might actually have gotten over my writers block, I hope to be able to write on my other fictions again here soon.
TTFN bros.