"Darth Elmo," Sidious called in that eerie voice

"Yes, Emperor." The Sith Lord knelt before his master

"I want you to invade a planet." Sidious explained

"Which one master?"

"Sesame Street."

"Elmo thinks that he has heard that planet name before..."

"It is where you came from..."

"It is where Elmo has come from?"

"Yes, now I want you to recruit a new Sith Apprentice."

"Yes, my master."

Elmo within a split second, the Sith Lord knew that wherever that portal lead it was where he was born. In fact, it was not like anything in the Empire. Primitive buildings surrounded him, and people wearing even more primitive clothing strolled about, some even riding on contraptions with two large wheels.

"So this is where Elmo was born. It looks like crap." Elmo murmured.

A few passerby gawked at him, some with puzzled expressions and some with friendly but cautious nods. Elmo walked on, taking his new environment in with disgust. Young people tossed a ball through a net fixed to a wall while older ones stared into great sheets of black and white paper, drinking…whatever it was they were drinking. Suddenly remembering what his original task was, he grew impatient. He stormed over to a blue haired man and grabbed him roughly by the arm.

"Elmo needs a Sith apprentice."

"Hey Elmo! You're back."

"Does Elmo know you?"

"Yes! I'm Grover."

"Well, you're Sidious's new apprentice."

"Is there cupcakes?"

"No."

"Can I be a superhero?"

"No! You don't get to be a superhero but a villain."

"I wanna be a hero."

"Well, Elmo says you don't have a choice."

"I don't think I like that much..."

"Well, that's too bad you're a loser, so you don't have a choice."

"This Elmo isn't nice."

With this Elmo grabbed his lightsaber and ignited it, "Die!"

"Oh, it's a lightsaber duel you want."

Grover grabbed a lightsaber handle and ignited it and it revealed a blue saber, "Yes, I want to have a fight."

With that the lightsabers clashed, "Grover, where the heck did you get that lightsaber. Isn't this a kid's show?"

"Why yes, Elmo. It is. I just got a really long lightbulb and attached it to a soda can."

"You are the dumbest muppet ever."

"Would this be dumb?"

Grover used the Force to propel Elmo into a brick wall, "Grover, you asked for it."

A/N: I thought this would be a good chapter. I might introduce Kermit the Jedi soon. I will update probably this Friday.