Author´s note:
Hello, sorry if you were waiting, I forgot…
Anyway, new chapter, enjoy.
Disclaimer:
Isn´t there a reason this is called fanfiction ?
Warning:
Game and Movie references!
2nd Warning:
This story was purposedly writtten as retardedly as possible.
Talking/Narrating Thinking
Reason # 2, Bad Orders (some are good though)
¿? Time (use your imagination) Mexico Planet
2 squads are defending the Benito Juanito Street from the advancing covenant, so far they had managed to defeat them with minor casualties.
In those squads there was a woman.
Why do they keep coming in hordes? Wouldnt it be easier for them to bomb the place?
Well at least thy didnt send hu-
Her thoughts were interrupted when someone started screaminng.
"THEY SENT 8 HUNTERS!" A marine yelled.
Seriously? She thought. Whats next, a chocolate pelican?
[After killing the hunters, the jackals, the elites, the grunts, and looters]
"CHOCOLATE PELICAN !" The marine that yelled hunters yelled (now "Tmths")
"That´s impossible!" the fem-marine (now named... "Janet") told him.
"No seriously look at the window" Tmths said, she did and saw chocolate pelicans inside a very small confectionery, wich was called:
"Replicas de Chocolate para la UNSC" (Chocolate replicas for the UNSC).
Note: Those pelicans are scaled.
She was staring at all the chocolate:
Chocolate pistols, rifles, grenades ,hell ,even a chocolate rocket launcher!
She was startled, when her sergeant (Sergeant Frito Pndjo) called out to to the 2 squads to move to the confectionery, so that they could use the pelicans to escape.
"Move to the backside garages, the pelicans are sure to be there"
Since when did we have such retarded sergeants ? Janet hought.
[Skip to finding the pelicans]
Janet was searching the 279th garage in the inexplicably large confectionery when what she saw made her face fault so hard that Chuck Norris sensed a disturbance in the force.
Standing in front of her was a fully sized dark-hardened-chocolate pelican complete with chocolate machine gun and chocolate warthog.
She radioed the sergeant and in 5 minutes eveyone was strapped up in the pelican, wich functioned exactly like a pelican, except that it used chocolate fudge as fuel.
The sergeant ordered the pilot (Tmhts) to go full speed back to base and so, the pilot obeyed and they went in the direction of the base.
[2 hours flying, ETA 2 hours]
2 hours after leaving, and 10 hours after eating anything the sargeant told everyone that they could eat some of the chocolate pelican, but not all.
Everything was good for them, they were eating, laughing, and joyful, until the sargeant nibbled too much on the wall and broke the main chocolate fuel line, marked with white chocolate and caramell.
And so, as the pelican plumeted into the sea/floor/pavement/woods/whatever Janet was terrified and angry at her sergeant when it hit her.
The most terrifying thing yet.
She had left the oven on.
The End
(Of reason # 2)
Reviews are appreciated, just don´t flame, the story was purposedly made like this.
And suggestions for the next reason are appreciated.
Oh and i dont know how to make space between the lines, sorry.
Goodbye!