Me (shadowninja2000): Konnichiwa!

Diana: -_-

Me: Wha-mmph!

Diana: *has her hand clamped over my mouth* Go ahead and read now. I won't let this weird one bother you.

Me: *struggles* Read and revie-mmph!

Kira's POV

Now I was really confused. What was so funny? I crawled over to where Diana was sitting.

"Wake up," I whispered, shaking her shoulder a little.

"Wake up." I whispered, a little louder and more stern. Now I was mad.

"Wake up!" I shouted, shaking her shoulder hard.

"AAAHHH!" she shouted, jumping out of her chair. With the flick of her wrist, there was a giant sword held stiffly to my throat. A giant sword?! Was Diana out of her mind?

I looked straight into Diana's eyes. Those violet eyes were soulless, darker than usual. But it could have been an illusion by how fast it was gone. With another flick of her wrist, the sword vanished into a burst of light. I looked at her. She scowled at me.

"You know I would never hurt you." she said. I looked around. Everyone, including Erza, was gaping at Diana. She'd just pulled a sword out of thin air and threatened my life! I calmed down a little now that the sword was gone and Diana looked back to normal.

"Now will you please help me name the Spirit, PLEASE?" I pleaded, my hands clasped together and a desperate look on my face.

"Fine, I will help you name the dog." Diana relented. I beamed.

"THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!" I squealed with delight.

"Oh, someone's naming something? Can I join?" A cheerful voice said from the bar. Anyone could guess who this voice belonged to. It belonged to none other than... Mira-chan!

"Oh sure, Mira-chan!" I said, happily. I was glad someone was willing to help out.

"Why do you not just call it Dog or Doggy?" Diana asked, confused. "It is a Canis Minor, after all. It literally means "small dog" when translated." She was clearly unimpressed by my new Spirit friend.

"Nah, it's too plain. Oh, I got it! Her name will be Neko." I said, grinning. Diana made a face.

"Cat?! But it's a dog!" Diana protested.

"Ever heard of irony? Duh!" I asked. Diana scrunched her eyebrows together.

"I have heard of it but I do not quite understand." she said flippantly. I facepalmed. Just then, a clock bell chimed. We all looked up.

"Oh no! Everyone get in chairs! HURRY!" Mira-chan shouted.

"What? Why?" Diana asked frantically, whipping her head around violently to look for the danger. All of a sudden, the doors burst open and a crowd of people burst in. The once-quiet dining hall was now filled with shouting, laughing and just downright obnoxiousness from all the teams returning from missions and quests.

"Juvia is hungry and would like some food." a polite bluenette walked up to the counter and looked straight at Mira-chan. Mira acknowledged her with a, "Please wait a second, Juvia! I've gotta attend to everyone!" The woman, apparently named Juvia, nodded and sat down at the bar, eyeing the Ice mage, Gray.

All others were rushing around and grabbing tables where they could. Mira-chan was rushing around serving up food and drinks everywhere. She stopped by our table to get our orders.

"Oh, sorry we're not hungry." I said. Mira frowned.

"You guys just spent a lot of magical energy! You need to eat." Mira-chan insisted. I saw Erza walk up behind Diana and placed a hand on her shoulder.

"You, try this. I swear on my soul you'll love it." Erza showed Diana a food item off the menu-type-thing. Diana eyes widened just looking at the food.

"I will have this, please." Diana said, pointing to the food item. I felt a hand on my shoulder. I looked up to see my mentor, Lucy. I assumed she came over to suggest a food item for me.

"I suggest you have the Meat Flamboyant." Lucy said, pointing at the object. My mouth watered; it looked delicious! Diana sweat-dropped.

"You are a meat-loving princess, aren't you..." Diana commented weakly. Lucy glared at her.

"When did that rumor start going around?" she asked furiously.

"Hey! I have an idea!" I said, interrupting their glare fest. Both of them looked at me with interest.

"Lucy-sama, do you know where Wendy-chan is?" I asked.

"Oh, yeah, I can go get her for you, if you like." Lucy-sama said. A couple minutes later, she came back with Wendy.

"Wendy-chan, I have an important question for you." I said.

"What is it, Kira?" Wendy asked.

"Umm..." I was kind of hesitant asking her; she was a Sky Dragon Slayer, for crying out loud! I gulped, trying to calm my fraying nerves.

"Will you join a team with Diana and I?" I asked quickly, my eyes squeezed shut. I looked up at Wendy.

Me: Aaaaaaaaand...FINISHED!

Diana: WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS CHANGE IN PLANS?! *rage**rage**rage*

Me: *sweat drop* Umm...REVIEW!