Chris gets a girlfriend part2
Stewie jumps out of his chair and runs to his room, "If fatty can get a girlfriend then I can take over world." Stewie got Rupert his teddy and ran downstairs went into the TV room and pulled his picture and the fireplace opened, he ran down he looked around; in a corner there was a sign that read "Plans to kill Lois." Then in the next corner a sign that says "How to get Meg to admit she is gay." And then in the last corner "IF CHRIS EVER GETS A GIRL!" Stewie walked through the door and on the way in there was a sign that read "DANGER IF THIS ROOM IS EVER USED PLEASE TAKE REVOLVER AND SHOOT LOIS IN THE HEAD." Stewie looked at the revolver and grabbed it and said "Well I will kill Lois and ruin Chris' life hahahahahah …Rupert you keep this all to your self YOU GOT ME!" Stewie yelled at Rupert. Stewie went on in and he opened a drawer and pulled a file out, then name Angelina Talkon, Chris' girlfriend, stewie opened it up, he looked at it and then laughed, he ran back upstairs and then to his room on the way up there he saw death, "Death lovely surprise seeing you here isn't it." Stewie told death. "Stewie don't shoot Lois with that revolver it will kill you and that's why I am here." "Hahahahahahah yea right." Stewie goes up the stairs he sees Lois, he pulls the trigger, and what do you know the gun explodes and stewie falls.
Later……….when Stewie awakes
"What the deuce." "Welcome to Hell Stewie." Death laughed as he got it out. "Nooooooooooooooooo Stewie pauses is Lois here?" Asked Stewie "No" "BLAST!"
Later at the funeral
Death and stewie are there watching the funeral and stewie is now death's right hand man, he sees Chris' girlfriend coming up, stewie goes over there to her, she cant see him now so he can kill her and kill Lois too, her Chris and Lois were in one car and peter was in another, Meg wasn't really important enough so she had to walk, but then stewie pops in front of there car and the driver steps on the brakes cause there is a frog floating in mid air, really stewie is holding it. And when that happens Chris flies on his girlfriend and crushes her, she looked at him then kissed him, then she….died, death was beside stewie " I might be able to get you to switch places with her where you can come back here and she dies." Said death "Really!" Said Stewie.
So stewie is back in the family home and he is alive and Chris is crying his self to sleep.
The End.