Jason was squirming around on the bed. "Connor," Tim asked, looking over at Conner who had picked up Dick, rubbing his finger over his chubby chin. "Could you go down to the kitchen and grab the bag that there for me?" "What's in it" Connor asked. Tim smiled and said simply, "Baby things."
"Oh" Conner said then it clicked "Oh!" and he sat Dick down and took off.
Jason glared at Tim "What is your photocopy superman doing here?" he asked rudely.
"Jason, be nice." Tim said. "He came to check on me, and he thinks your babies so as long as you acted the part, you'll be fine." Jason smacks Dick. "See Dickybird, a good thing about this, you get to act like yourself." Dick just glared at Jason. Before things go any farther.
Connor picked that moment came back. He handed the baby bag over to Tim. "Sorry it took so long, it wasn't in the kitchen." Tim took it and picked up Jason and took him to the bathroom. Connor looked at Dick who was more awake now. He reached down and picked him up and held him. Conner smiling at Dick then said "Let's go watch some TV." He turned and took Dick down stairs.
After cleaning up Jason and heading down stairs careful not to drop Jason, as he wiggled around. Once down stairs, Tim spotted Connor sitting on the couch with Dick on his lap. Going over, Tim sat down before pulling his shirt up.
"You're turn Jason." he said.
Jason squirmed around, and wouldn't stop fighting. Conner found and said, "Maybe he doesn't like me here? I know- I'll take Dick outside." And before Tim or Dick could really object, Conner scooped up the little baby and was out the door. Tim twisted around to see if he could see where Conner went, but before he could get to far, Jason laced on and started drinking. Tim looked down, at Jason stroking his hair, but wondering what was happen outside.
Outside, Conner was spinning around, just above the ground. That was when his com link beeped. Superman voice came over it saying "I have to talk to you now!"
Conner said "But-"
Superman said "Now."
"Oh well," Conner said "I'll be right back." He tucked Dick under his arm and flew off with him. But in route Dick wouldn't stop squirming around so Conner landed right beside a baby supply rental store he went in and with the girl help he found just what he was looking for, and left with Dick in a snuggly baby carrier and now he didn't have to worried about dropping Dick. So off he went again.
Tim started to worry about Conner being away with Dick, so he wrapped a blanket around Jason before walking outside to see what the two were up to. Tim looked around and was shocked when he didn't find Conner or Dick. Tim moved farther out on to the ground before screaming "CON!"
Jason jolted awake before going back to sucking not caring that his brother was kidnapped by a super.
Conner landed in front of Superman who's jaw dropped when he saw the baby strapped to the clone's chest. Superman stared at the baby in the Blue overalls and black T-shirt domino mask. Conner thought Superman was staring at the mask and said "They sell them everywhere in Gotham."
Superman shook his head "where did that baby come from?" Connor smiled and said "his parents." No Superman said "How did that one get here?"
Connor's smile got bigger and said "if you don't know! What the other say about you and Lois lane must be true!" :) Superman growled in anger and said "I know how they come to be, He pointed at Conner what are you doing with that one?"
"Oh" Conner said "you could have just said so. Red is babysitting and I was help him when you yelled , saying I had to come now and I've came. So what do you want so I can get back to playing the boyfriend in all thought babysitting movies that Megan made me sit through!"
Superman found and said "I want you to go to the mount and say there until i call for you!"
"But" Conner said. "No but" Superman command. Conner switched Dick so he was now on his back as he walk away, and muttered "Boo cock blocker"
Superman yelled "I can hear you!"
Conner yelled back without turning "I know" and as he went to fly away Dick stuck his tongue and went Phhh and with that they were gone.
Tim growled angrily matching back into the Manor, Jason still nursing, and went to the cave where he pulled up the tracer that was in Dick.
"Mount Justice ?!" Tim yelled before running over to the changing room when he paused looking down at Jason. "Oh no... I can't leave you alone..."
Jason shrugged before pulling off the nipple. Wanted get down now, and said so.
"Wait", Tim said "I think I got an idea."
Twenty minutes later a cashier was checking out Red Robin as he bought a black diaper bag with the Bat symbol on it, two baby car seats and in his arms was a toddler with a red domino mask on and he had white bangs and black hair.
After putting Red Hood in the car seat, Red Robin took off to MJ.
Conner had sat Dick down and the girl all cooed over the baby, Conner paced back and forth. He had meant to go right back to Gotham but oh no stupid supermen had to send him here, and now Tim was go to be angry at him. Wally and the others were trying to play with the baby which for the most part he play along. In Dick's head he thought this could be fun.
Then reach out and grab a hold of Artemis hair and gave it a pull she winced but managed to get his hands free.
Conner waited at the MJ holding Dick who was looking around and wiggling trying to get down and see what he could do. His legs were getting tired and he wanted to move so badly! Whining for a few minutes he got Conner to set him near the couch in the common area. Walking around on his little baby legs Dick found a book. Picking it up he then looked at it.
He could read it still but he had the strangest feeling to just put it in his mouth. So without much thought he put the corner of the book in his mouth and started to chew it. For some reason he liked it and continued to bite on it.
"Whoa!" Conner said walking over and carefully taking it out of his mouth. "Bad Baby Nightwing, bad."
Baby Nightwing sniffled. 'Why did that make me sad?!' he thought before he started to cry. Soon crying filled the mount.
"OH no! Oh no!" Conner yelled panicked getting on his knees. "No! No don't cry!"
"Hush, hush!"Dick didn't seems to want to calm down.
"What that noise! Tell me what's going on in here?!" Wonder Girl asked running in. "Super boy! What is a baby doing here?!"
"Uh, Red Robin and I are looking after him and another baby! He started eating a book and when I took it from him he started crying! What do I do?!"
"Quick! Rock the Baby and sing to him!"
"Okay," Connor picked up the wailing baby. "Rock a buy Nightwing on the tree top..-"
"That's Nightwing?!" Wonder girl asked.
"Aaa, maybe!" Conner replied.
Before anything else could happen Red Robin came storming in with a baby seat that had a mini Red Hood strapped in.
"CONNER!"
"Red Robin, quick, make Nightwing stop!" Conner pleaded.
"What did you do?!" Red Robin yelled setting the car seat down and taking the wailing baby.
"Nothing, he just started to cried when I took away the book he was eating."
"Shh," Red Robin cooed at the baby Nightwing rubbing the little chubby cheek gently. "It's okay, you all right... shh,"
Nightwing calmed down a little but still sobbed before he reached out to tug on Red Robin's uniform with his mouth opened cutely making baby noises 'Ahh, ahh,"
"Guess he's hungry again." Conner looked up in thought. "I wonder how many times babies eat in a day?"
"Maybe we have milk in the fridge." Wonder Girl said as she turned to get some "I'll go see... GREAT HERA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Wonder Girl watched in shock as Red Robin unzipped the top of his uniform before holding the baby up to a swollen nipple and the baby latched onto it suckling happily snuggling close.
"I have to feed him." Red Robin said calmly before going to the sofa and sat down rubbing the baby's back. "Connor, will you hold Red Hood for me?"
Conner sat the car seat down, to go help Red robin and explain to wonder girl what going on,
Red hood struggle in the seat he was in until he manger to undo the straps and wiggle free of the seat.
Off he went on his little baby legs. He round the corner and into the kitchen where Meg ran in to him dump the bowl of cake batter over his head. He rubbed his eye but that only made things worse and he start to cry. Wally picked him up and M'gann grad a face cloth and tried to wipe the cake batter off but only seem to spread it around. La'gaan said "I got this and went to shoot a blast of water at the baby red hood.
Artemis quickly grabbed him so he didn't get hit. "I don't know how they look after baby where you come from but here that not how you bath one"! Artemis start to walk off with Red Hood. Wally asked "where are you going?" Artemis said we have no baby tube so I'm going to take him into the shower with me. In Red Hood's mind that was almost worth the cake batter.
Red Hood had a way to happy grin as Artemis took him to the showers. There she turned one on low as she stripped the baby out of his clothes before washing him off. Red Hood had a scowl on his face he was the only one naked but he wasn't the only one upset, Artemis couldn't get the mask off.
"Darn, I thought I would finally see what you looked like." Artemis said before rinsing the soap off him before wrapping him up in a towel. "Come on let's get you into some clothes."
Red Hood grumbled as he was taking back to the main hall. There he saw Wally walking up to Artemis. Wally then handed over black bag he had on his shoulder. "Hey, Red Robin said there are clothes in here for him."
"Thanks." Artemis said
"No problem." Smiled Wally
Artemis took Red hood off to a side room. Where she had trouble putting a diaper on because him because fought her tooth and nail but she managed to pin him down so she could dipper him, before putting him into little jeans and a red and black T-shirt and slipping on some little sneakers.
"Artemis?" M'gann said flying into the room. "Can I hold him?"
"Sure, just be careful." She said handing him over."
Squealing she picked up Jason rubbed his cheek against hers. "He's so cute!"
Red Hood reached for her breasts to groped them but she thought he was hungry. "Aw, I think Red Robin needs to feed him again."
"Uh, just move him from you boobs" Artemis said "and I think he'll be fine..."
Meanwhile back in the living room on the sofa Wally poked Nightwing's cheek. "Dude! How much longer, are you going to be suck on your little bro's tits?"
Nightwing ignored him as he had his eyes closed softly sucking had slowed down because he was getting full but he didn't want to let go. He felt so content being this close to... he wanted to say Mama but that wasn't right. Still the bond was there and he didn't want to let go or stop because as soon as he did he lose this warmth he feels.
"He's going to be like this for a few days." Red Robin said shifting him away from Wally. "Three days is a long time without food and they need to make it up."
Nightwing pawed at Red Robin's chest when the milk stopped. He whined when he was pulled off. He sighed but Red robin kept him close to him. Another hand that wasn't Red Robin was petting his head so he peeked up to see Billy/Shazam was stroking his head.
"What Cute little kid!" Shazam said
"Red Robin, you other child is hungry!" M'gann said floating in with Red Hood still trying to reach for her boobs.
"Already?" Red Robin sighed. "I just fed him an hour ago. Alright, give him here. Wally, take Nightwing."
Dick whined being pulled away and glared at Jason who gave him a look before latching on.
Wally flipped out his phone, to get a picture of Red hood, for later blackmail. Tim glared and said "take one picture, and you're not going to like where that phone winds up".
"Like you, could even manage that." Wally smirked.
Tim smiled "you would be surprise, what i can do! And even if i couldn't he could" pointing to Conner as he took the phone and squeezed just hard enough, the plastic crackle. Wally eye went wide eyed. "All right, all right no picture". Only then did Conner give him back his phone.
Wally held Nightwing up at eye level." I so gotta show you to Uncle Barry", and before anyone could say anything. Wally and Dick were gone. Tim looked to Artemis," If anything happens to Nightwing, I'll kill him"! Artemis looked, the way Wally went, and said "I'll go after him." and she left.
Conner leaned over the sofa and smiled at Tim, then gave him a quick kiss on the cheek.
Tim rounded "Why did you leave!" Conner huffed "I thought I was only going to be gone a moment but Superman order me back here, I'm sorry if i made you worried. They kissed again, only to be interrupted by Wonder girl in one of the side chairs. She just kept repeating "It's not right, It's not right!"
Tim looked at Connor "If you want to make it up to me, you tell wonder women why her sister in now traumatized." Conner just smile at Tim.
AUTHOR'S NOTICE
NIGHTWING AND RED HOOD WILL NOW BE REFERED TO AS JASON AND DICK BUT THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW THE SECRET STILL DON'T KNOW