Chapter 2
At the crash site of Chinook 1
The surviving volunteers are retaliating the swarming GLA troops with everything they got: assault rifle, flintlock, vulgar, overdue MRE...
KKND: why the hell these assholes rushing at us with groups of twelve?
YEXINAD: intel tells their boss is a starcraft player...
WILLII(creeping to their side): hey guys what's going on?
RAVAGE: oh hi WILLII.
WILLII: you guys forget your cellphone.
RAVAGE: give me that! RAVAGE to base, requesting fire support, coordinates 1410,779...
DOOMLORD: understand, DRIFTHAT's ship will provide artillery support, eta 3 minutes.
RAVAGE: ...SHIP?
HIUYUEN: SO?
RAVAGE: aren't we in Central Asia? surrounded by desert? where is the nearest water?
At FOB
the private swimming pool of commander DELPHI, which is now the temporary dock of DRIFTHAT's navy.
DELPHI: first thing first! one drop of fuel in the pond, you can see goodbye to your year-end bonuses! (totally wetted by the splash caused by artillery firing) goddamn!
RAVAGE(suddenly aware): Wait a minute, fire support from which boat?
DOOMLORD: that discounted cruiser survived Red Alert campaign, problem?
RAVAGE: Damn! listen, target us, repeat, target us- - -
the falling shells did not hit the GLA at all, instead hitting our heroes' around, WILLII was punched into the ground.
KKND: oh my god DRIFTHAT killed WILLII!
琉蓝: you bastard!
RAVAGE: DRIFTHAT Listen! coordinates 1496,758 has GLA mech movement... counting four mech walkers... requesting fire support!
DRIFTHAT(which is a conventional ship and tank lover): I fucking hate mech! coordinates locked, fire!
shells accurately hit their target, GLA's two Gundams and two Madcats are smashed into scrap pieces.
琉蓝: their modders surely are more diligent than ours...
RAVAGE: ...fuck you.
Above the city block close to the crash site, the Chinook 2 fly by, which Carrying the rescuing team: ZM HENSON and his cannon fodders, including 火魂, RHINE, WITTMAN, and LANCEANGE. the huge helicopter is desperately maneuvering, avoiding the RPG CDs constantly shooting at it.
火魂(crawling into the cargo hold): sorry guys... those who did not write a will, please hurry up ...
ZM HENSON: What's going on? we run out of flares?
火魂: nope...too much disc sticked on the copter, we overweighted!
Chinook 2 began to fall
火魂: MAYDAY，MAYDAY，WE'RE HITED，WE'RE GOING DOWN，REPEAT，WE'RE GOING DOWN，WE'RE GOING DOWN!
Commandcenter
DOOMLORD: alright Chinook 2 you can stop yelling, everybody know you guys are perverts.
(this is a stupid pun joke: the pronounce of "going down" in English is similar to "pervert" in Chinese)
A/N: Merry Christmas everybody!