Cute little things

Just short little drabbles that includes our favourite assassins and templars!

Grinning like an idiot a.k.a- Connor and Aveline play little Big Planet:

Connor moving the joystick around to search for something easy for Aveline to play. Considering that this was the first time she even saw the game, it was best to start on the first stage, he thought.

"I'm grinning," Aveline said out of the blue, her little sack boy standing on the PS3 controller on the screen.

"You are grinning; grinning like an idiot."

"…"

"That's a- that's a phrase."

"…"

"Now I'm not calling you an idiot-"

"Yeah you are."

"No, I'm not calling you an idiot-"

"You are."

"I'm not calling you-"

"You are."

"No, I didn't call you an idiot."

"You're mean."

"I- No, I didn't-"

"You're mean."

"No, I didn't.-"

"You're mean."

"I'm not mean. I-"

"You're mean"

"I didn't mean to call you-"

"You're awful."

"It's not like I was referring that-"

"You're awful."

"You were actually an idiot, I was just saying-"

Connor leant to shut his mouth that day after a painfully hard slap from the native woman.

Praying a.k.a- Maria ruining Altair's blend mode:

Once again, he was out for blood in the streets of Acre. Again, he was in a group of scholars and trying to blend past the guards. The guards welcomed the scholar in with no troubles, not noticing him in the middle of the four men. Inwardly, he cheered and danced like a fool for getting past and tricking them for the millionth time.

At least, until his oh-so nice wife shows up acting like a desperate beggar. How he could tell her apart from the others? Maria always smelled like strawberries and her voice was a little higher for the beggars. If he wasn't married to her, he would have just pushed her out of the way. But, she was his wife and he had to put up with her no matter what.

"Please, I'm poor and sick and hungry." Altair forced himself to remain calm.

"I have children to feed." Altair forced himself to breathe in and out slowly.

"I have no food for myself as well and I want my children to grow up strong and healthy." Altair counted to ten in his head as he was nearing to the bureau.

"Please, just spare a few coins…" Screw it. Altair punched Maria in the face and she crashed into a bunch of guards. He felt his right eye twitch when the guards started shouting and running towards him. He started sprinting for his life again, but he shot Maria one last dirty look.

"What did I do to get into this mess?" He asked himself.

Aveline learning how to use a bow a.k.a- The accident:

"Now, just hold the string like this," Connor gently guided her hand to the correct position. Gently because he really didn't want Aveline to suddenly turn towards him and shoot him in the face with the arrow. Aveline a person that can be easily surprised.

"And pulled the end of the arrow nearer to the side of your head," again, he very delicately moved Aveline's hand to avoid being shot at by her.

"I've got it Connor. Can I release the arrow now?"

Connor breathed in and out for a moment to calm his heartbeat down and replied, "Sure."

Just as he said that, the door slammed open and an angry Maria stamped through. Because of the shock, Aveline accidentally turned around and her fingers loosened on the string. This resulted in the arrow hitting Connor's forehead and him falling back due to the recoil. Aveline didn't even notice and ran towards Maria to comfort her.

Connor then proceeded to lock the doors of his room so he could throw a silent tantrum.

Disclaimer:

Assassin's Creed (c) Ubisoft

Little Big Planet 2 (c) Media Molecule

Grinning like an idiot a.k.a- Connor and Aveline play little Big Planet Plot (c) StephenPlays

A/N: This was actually really fun to write. Especially the first one. I have this headcannon that Connor is actually a hardcore gamer while Aveline spends most of her time outside with friends. Like, this is probably all in Modern AU scenarios. Unless I can find something that I can fit into their own timelines. (Like the AltMar story)