It was about 5 in the morning. Tori and Andre were awake sitting in the kitchen, Robbie was nearby eating cereal.
"So you like Beck more than me?" Andre asked. Robbie left.
"No."
"That's what you said on the survey."
"The survey said 'most attractive'. I like you more as a person."
"Okay." Andre, satisfied with her explanation, left. Tori was alone...or so she thought.
"What wrong with me as a person?" Beck asked, walking in. He had been eavesdropping the entire time.
"I barely know you, I just met you 2 days ago."
"You just met Andre 2 days ago."
"But we've been talking everyday, the only time I had a conversation with you, you told me your name and then I told you mine, then you walked away."
"Alright, fair enough."
"And don't you like Jade?"
"Maybe, maybe not."
Tori rolled her eyes and went to go get dressed for today's challenge. An hour later, Dana, Beck, Tori, Amy, and Alex stood in the kitchen.
"I heard Jade wants to fight you." Alex smiled as the lie came out of her mouth.
"Me?" Dana asked, her nose crinkled and eyebrow rose.
"Nope, Tori."
Tori looked up at Alex, confused.
"Me?"
"Yep."
"Where did you hear that?"
Tori was breathing heavy and looking around, seeming paranoid.
"I just heard it around, anyway, we have a challenge today, I gotta go." With that, Alex left. Beck and Amy looked at Tori while Dana opened the fridge.
"So, you think you could take her?" Dana asked casually. Tori looked at her confused.
"What?"
"Do you think you could beat her up?"
"Uh...yeah! Totally! I would...definitely beat up Jade! She wouldn't stand a chance!" Tori dropped her shoulders a bit which only made it more obvious that she was afraid of Jade. Dana just shook her head and laughed, leaving.
Jade and Mike were jogging outside when Dana approached them.
"Mike-Mike, come here." Dana said, Mike jogged over to her.
"What?"
"Did Jade say anything to you about wanting to fight Tori?"
"No. We've been out here all morning."
Dana smiled and walked away.
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Dana: Okay, so now I know not to trust anything Alex says. However, instigating this Tori-Jade thing might come in handy for me later on.
Alex: Once you can get someone's mind on something else, they can't focus in the challenge. Corey and Tori are decent physically but they're a weak minded team, so it'll be easy to get them out.
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The challengers got onto the challenge buses, they arrived at a field that looked to be the size of Disneyland with race tracks, mazes, brick walls, egg cartons, dog cones, and boxes everywhere. Craig stood in front of it.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME TO THE INSANE GAMES, TWOOOOO!" Craig shouted into his megaphone.
The vets cheered, the rookies looked at each other panicked.
"The insane games two? As in sequel to the last insane games?" Sam asked, worried. Craig nodded.
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Mike: The insane games are basically the most embarrassment they can legally make the rookies feel on national television. It's horrible and it makes me thankful I was never a rookie on Fresh Meat.
Zoey: Last time at the insane games, I ended up passed out in a pile of glue and chicken feathers. Needless to say, I'm happy to be a vet this year.
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"Challengers, follow me to the first event." Craig led them to a horse racing track where they saw rubber horse heads, wheelbarrows, and 50 pound barbells in each lane.
"Rookies, welcome to...your worst nightmare. In the first round of the insane games, the last place team will be eliminated and the rest will move on. In the second round, the last place team will be eliminated and the rest will move on. The last place teams of the first two rounds will face off in a head-to-head challenge, the loser of that challenge will be going to the Jungle and facing possible elimination from this season tonight. In the third round, only the top 2 teams will move on and the rest will be eliminated, then the top 2 teams will compete in a head-to-head challenge. The winner of that will get immunity."
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Dana: Being good enough to get by isn't going to work here, we have to be the very best or else we lose.
Cat: What are those horse heads for?
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"In the first round, each rookie will put on those horse heads. Then, their veteran partner will sit in a wheelbarrow and hold a 50 pound weight. Then, the rookie will pull the wheelbarrow to the finish line. Last place will lose this challenge and be knocked into the loser's last chance challenge. Any questions?"
Jade raised her hand.
"Don't you find this unfair to the female rookies at all?" She asked.
"Yeah, how am I supposed to be stronger than a bunch of guys?" Cat asked, Craig laughed.
"Gender means nothing in the insane games." He walked over to the finish line, the teams got ready.
"On your mark...get set..." Craig blew his air horn. The teams took off, except Jade who walked the entire race in protest, which angered Mike. The male rookies went past the female rookies, no one could see.
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Mike: Now Jade's on this feminist protest and we're gonna lose this challenge, just great.
Andre: So one second, I'm a self-respecting human being competing on a competition reality show, and the next second I'm wearing a horse head and pulling a wheelbarrow that Raven is sitting in holding a 50 pound weight. I can't see anything, I can't breathe, I'm sore all over, and I have to compete in a race?
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Andre finished the race first, Raven cheered him.
"Raven and Andre advance to round 2!"
Soon, Beck and Robbie run across the finish line.
"Beck and Dana as well as Sonya and Robbie advance to round 2!"
Sinjin, Gibby, and Alex cross the finish line at the same time. Gibby falls as soon as he crosses the finish line
"Amy and Sinjin, Zoey and Gibby, and Drake and Alex all advance to round two."
Sam and Tori were neck and neck, all of a sudden Tori falls face first into the ground about 7 yards away from the finish line, she doesn't move. Sam crosses the finish line.
"Josh and Sam advance to round 2!"
Cat and Carly cross the finish line as Tori lied there on the ground.
"Is she okay?" Beck asked looking over.
"Who cares!? It's the insane games! Chase and Cat and Twitty and Carly advance to round 2!" Craig yelled through the megaphone.
At this point, Jade was still walking and was about 3/4 finished with the race, meanwhile, Tori was face first laying on the ground, just in front of the finish line.
"THE ONLY TEAMS LEFT ARE COREY AND TORI, AND MIKE AND JADE!" Craig yelled. When they heard that, Jade started running and Tori stood up. Tori tried to start running and tripped again as Jade ran past her. Craig blew an air horn.
"Jade and Mike advance to round 2! Corey and Tori, you guys will compete in the loser's last chance challenge against the loser of next round. If you lose, you will go directly into the Jungle tonight.
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Tori: So I fall flat on my face twice, we lose the challenge, and to add insult to injury, Jade's team was the last team that passed us.
Corey: That was rough, but we need to shake it off, bounce back, and win the last chance challenge to stay out of the jungle.
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The contestants walked over and saw 10 brick walls, and a pile of dog cones.
"In the second round, the rookies will put dog cones on their heads and stand at the other side of those brick walls. The vets will stand on this side, throwing eggs over the walls. Each rookie that catches 3 eggs in their dog cone will advance to the next round. The last rookie left without three eggs in their cone will lose. And yes, when the eggs fall in the dog cone, they will crack on your heads." The rookies unwillingly got ready as Tori laughed, glad she didn't have to compete in this challenge.
"On your mark...get set..." Craig blew an air horn, eggs started flying, one landed right in Beck's dog cone and hit him in the face and cracked, then another, then another.
"Beck and Dana advance to the 3rd round!"
Meanwhile, everyone struggled to get even one egg in their rookie's cone.
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Tori: Dana is really good at the stupid stuff they do on these shows.
Dana: We're not losing the insane games.
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Amy got three into Sinjin's cone.
"Amy and Sinjin advance!"
Soon, all but three of the teams advanced.
"Raven and Andre advance...Zoey and Gibby advance...Sonya and Robbie advance...Josh and Sam advance...Twitty and Carly advance!"
Jade, Alex, and Cat stood with 2 cracked eggs inside of their cones. Cat was hit in the face with a 3rd one.
"Chase and Cat advance."
Mike threw an egg that cracked on the outside of Jade's cone. Drake hit Alex on top of the head with an egg.
"Alex and Drake advance! Jade and Mike, you will compete in the loser's last chance challenge against Corey and Tori.
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Mike: Bad news is, we lost, good news is, we face Corey and Tori. They're the weakest team in the house besides Sonya and Robbie and Chase and Cat. Also, from what I hear, Jade will have no problem getting motivation to beat Tori.
Jade: Now we lost, so we have to beat Team Idiots in the last chance challenge. If we lose to them, I'm not sure I'll ever live this down.
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All the contestants were given to wash the egg out of their hair were towels. Then, Craig led them to the maze.
"This challenge is a maze, each rookie will go into the maze blindfolded with a little speaker in their ear. The Vets will be watching over head with microphones, giving them advice as they travel through the maze. The rookie cannot speak to the veteran because there is no microphone for the rookies to talk into. The top 2 teams make it t the final round and the rest will be eliminated. On your mark...get set...go."
The rookies (except Tori and Jade) wandered through the maze.
"Turn left, NO! RIGHT RIGHT!" Drake screamed, it was too late, Alex walked right into a piece of wood that knocked her down. All of a sudden, Craig yells.
"BECK HAS COMPLETED THE MAZE! BECK AND DANA MAKE IT TO THE FINAL ROUND OF THE INSANE GAMES!"
Dana celebrated while everyone stared at her, thinking.
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Robbie: Dana and Beck are good...too good...way too good. We need to get them out of here before the final challenge if we want a shot at winning.
Beck: Dana and I make a great team, but today we put a huge target on our back.
Raven: Dana is probably the best female competitor in the history of this game besides Topanga and myself in my prime. And from the looks of it, Beck is pretty good too. Andre and I are going to have to step our game up if we want to win this season.
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Soon, Craig blew an air horn.
"ANDRE HAS COMPLETED THE MAZE! ANDRE AND RAVEN WILL COMPETE IN THE FINAL ROUND OF THE INSANE GAMES AGAINST DANA AND BECK!"
The rest of the rookies took off their blindfolds, disappointed.
The contestants followed Craig to two high podiums on top of a group of safety mats.
"Okay, it's time for the final challenges. In the loser's last chance battle, Jade and Tori will stand on those podiums and swing dead fish at each other."
Tori's eyes widened, Jade smiled.
"So will Beck and Andre. The first one to knock the other one off of their podium wins. First up, Tori and Jade. Loser goes to the jungle.
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Jade: As horrible as this challenge has been, knocking out Vega with a giant dead fish would be the highlight of my day.
Tori: Jade is way stronger than me, and according to Alex, she wants to fight me, needless to say, I'm freaking out. But I have to do this for Corey, and I have to do this for myself, so I'm toughing it out.
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"On your mark...get set...go!"
Tori and Jade swung their fish as Mike and Corey cheered on. They kept missing until...
WACK!
Tori hit Jade in the face with the fish...hard.
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Mike: Oh shit, you could hear that one all the way in Mexico.
Corey: I always knew Tori had a little bit of fight in her.
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Jade stood still and looked at Tori, shocked as Tori stared back at Jade in fear. Jade had a huge red mark on the side of her face.
"Now it's my turn." Jade said smiling. Jade swung her fish, before it could hit her, Tori jumped off the podium.
"NO!" Corey screamed. Craig blew his air horn.
"JADE AND MIKE WIN! COREY AND TORI WILL BE GOING TO THE JUNGLE TONIGHT!"
Jade stood smiling in victory, with her big red battle scar dominating half of her face.
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Tori: I flinched and ended up jumping off of the podium, and now we have to go to the jungle. This really hasn't been my day.
Mike: We've narrowly avoided the jungle...for now.
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"Now, Andre vs Beck!"
Andre and Beck stood on the podiums, Dana and Raven watch anxiously as the boys were given fishes.
"On your mark...get set..." Craig blew the air horns. Andre and Beck started swinging while Raven and Dana were shouting out commands to them. They hit each other with the fishes about 5 times each, then Andre took a huge swing, Beck ducked it, and the momentum took Andre off of his podium. Craig blew his air horn.
"BECK AND DANA WIN AND ARE SAFE FROM ELIMINATION!"
Dana and Beck celebrated while Raven stood with her head down. The challengers got into the buses and rode home, Raven, Andre, Corey, Tori, Sonya, and Robbie sat in one of the bedrooms.
"Well, since you and Tori are in the jungle, I think you guys should choose who we vote for." Raven said. Corey thought.
"I think we have the best shot against Chase and Cat."
Robbie raised his eyebrow.
"I want to go against Carly and Twitty." Tori said solemnly, still upset. Her head was down.
"Think about this, you could easily beat Carly or Cat, but I would have a much easier challenge facing Chase than facing Twitty, that guy's won two of these shows already."
"Cat's my friend."
Raven laughed.
"What's so funny?" Tori asked, looking up at her.
"Do you really think Cat would risk herself to save you like you're talking about doing for her?" Raven crossed her arms.
"I...I don't think I'm risking myself here. Twitty is like 32, he's past his prime, and he's an alcoholic idiot. I think Corey could beat him."
"So what, I'm 31." Raven said defensively.
"...sorry." Tori muttered. Corey turned to Robbie, Sonya, and Andre.
"What do you guys think?"
"I agree with Tori." Robbie said, defending Cat.
"I don't know man, I see where you're coming from but wouldn't you want to keep Chase and Cat around? They're weak." Sonya said, shrugging her shoulders.
"Andre?" Corey asked.
Andre looked at Raven who gave him a warning look.
"No comment." Andre said. Just then, Cat stuck her head in the door.
"Time to vote guys!" She said in a sing-songy voice, skipping away. Corey cringed at the thought of sending someone so innocent home.
They left the room and joined the rest of the house in the living room.
"Okay challengers, it's time for today's voting. You will be voting for which team you want to see face today's dead last losers Corey and Tori in tonight's jungle."
Jade smiled at the sound of hearing Craig call Tori a loser.
"You can vote for any team except today's challenge winners, Beck and Dana."
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Mike: So Jade's telling me before the vote about how she wants Tori gone, blah blah blah, well. I told her the truth, the only way to get Tori gone is to vote a stronger team than them into the Jungle. Now there's only two girls besides Dana and Amy that I know for sure that can 100% beat Tori. Jade, and Sam. Amy could easily beat Tori with one arm tied behind her back, but she and Sinjin have no alliance. I would rather hurt another alliance then just get rid of a team with no power in the game.
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"We vote, Josh and Sam." Mike said. Dana raised her hand.
"We second that."
"Two votes for Josh and Sam." Craig said, Raven and Sonya looked at Corey, waiting for him to vote.
"We vote Twitty and Carly." Corey said, Tori and Robbie smiled.
"We second that." Robbie said before Sonya could. Raven raised her hand.
"Third."
"Fourth."
"Fifth"
Drake and Josh both voted for Twitty and Carly.
"We're gonna go with the group and vote Twitty and Carly." Amy said. Chase and Zoey voted for them too.
"So it's official. In tonight's elimination, it will be Corey and Tori...versus Twitty and Carly.
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Jade: Mike is so stupid! If he wanted Tori gone, we should've voted in Amy and Sinjin, that way Drake and Josh wouldn't have voted against us, Amy would've destroyed Tori and Sinjin would've at least put up a good fight against Corey!
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Later on, Chase and Zoey were playing a board game against Cat and Robbie in the living room. All of a sudden, Dana comes running in.
"WHO THE FUCK THREW MY SHIT IN THE POOL!?" She screams.
"What?" Chase asked. Dana rolled her eyes and went upstairs.
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Dana: So, I go out to the pool and all of my clothes are in the pool, my fucking mattress is in the pool, my fucking hair brush is in the pool, my fucking comb is in the pool, every single thing I brought to Canada except the clothes on my back, is in the fucking pool. Fuck.
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Dana saw everyone besides Cat, Robbie, Zoey, Chase, Tori, Corey, Twitty, and Carly outside by the pool area.
"SO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE GRABBED A FULL SIZE MATTRESS, TOOK IT DOWN STAIRS, PUT IT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING POOL, AND NONE OF YOU SAW ANYTHING AT ALL?! DO YOU THINK I'M FUCKING STUPID!?"
Everyone looked around, quietly.
"When I find out which one of you little bitches did this, I'm gonna drown you in that pool." Dana said walking away.
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Amy: I have no idea who threw Dana's stuff in the pool, but whoever did, is really stupid. Who would want to be on Dana's bad side?
Alex: Yeah, I threw Dana's stuff in the pool. Why? Because I thought her reaction would be funny, and it was.
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The challengers rode to the elimination, Corey, Tori, Twitty and Carly wore their competition clothes. Dana also wore her competition clothes because they were the only dry clothes she had left. Craig stood in front of a field with four long ropes hanging from a platform with 4 bells.
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Tori: Going into my first elimination round ever, with a partner who's lost the only elimination round he's ever been in, it's safe to say I'm very nervous. But I can't go home now. I'm not ready to go home yet. We have to win this.
Carly: I've been pretty quiet this whole time here, I figured Twitty and I could kinda lay low. But when you are a weaker team with no alliance and a team with a strong alliance is in the jungle, your name is gonna come up in voting. It did today, and now we just have to prove we belong here.
Corey: I am confident in Tori in this challenge, I put the pressure on myself by voting Twitty into the jungle. Now, I just have to get it done.
Twitty: I've been in about 20 or so eliminations in the past 6 seasons, I even went through a stretch where I won 6 elimination rounds in a row on Fresh Meat 1. I already have a mentality where I know I can win this. Corey has never won an elimination and Tori has never even been in one. We can do this.
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"Hello challengers, welcome to tonight's jungle. May I please have today's dead last losers, Corey and Tori."
Corey and Tori came down to the field as the contestants watched from the bridge.
"Corey, Tori, guys, what happened today?"
"Well CJ, Kobe has bad games, Brady has bad games, today we just had a bad game. You can't win em' all. Rocky lost to Apollo Creed and Clubber Lang the first time, but we're gonna bounce back and be even stronger tomorrow, because that's what champions do." Corey said.
"We'll see about that. Can I have the team that was voted into the Jungle, Twitty and Carly."
Twitty and Carly came down to the field.
"Twitty, Carly, why were you guys voted into the Jungle."
Twitty rolled his eyes.
"Well, simple. Corey and Tori think we're weak, they think they can beat us. So they got us voted into the jungle, so now it's time to prove them wrong."
"Wow. This is gonna be a good one. In this jungle, the four of you will climb up these ropes and ring those bells. The first two people to ring the bells will advance to the next round. If the two people to ring the bell first are on the same team, that team wins and there will not be a second round. If the two people to ring the bell first are on different teams, they will compete in the final round. On your marks...get set...GO!"
The four started climbing the ropes. Twitty was way ahead. Corey was slightly ahead of Tori who was far ahead of Carly. Twitty rang the bell first and jumped down. Tori jumped down to let Corey win so he could face Twitty in the final round, Corey rang the bell and jumped down. Carly jumped down.
"In the final round, it will be Twitty vs Corey. On your marks...get set...GO!"
Corey and Twitty started climbing the ropes.
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Tori: So, everything feels like a dream to me. It's just so surreal. I start getting light headed and dizzy. I can't concentrate on the jungle, I think I'm having a panic attack, and all of a sudden I hear...
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Craig blows an air horn.
"COREY AND TORI WIN!"
Corey celebrated while Tori sat down to calm herself down.
"Twitty and Carly, I'm sorry, but you guys are eliminated. You must walk the path of shame."
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Carly: I'm beyond devastated. I feel like I let Twitty down, I let Spencer watching at home down, and most importantly, I let myself down.
Twitty: I don't blame Carly, I blame myself. I needed to beat Corey, I didn't. I wasted all of my energy in the first round. I've lost challenges before, I'm fine with it. I'll be back again next season. I just feel bad for Carly, I mean, losing your first challenge is rough. I remember my first lost, it was horrible. But you've gotta learn from your past mistakes.
Drake: I like Twitty and all, but Twitty's getting old. I mean, I know he's only 4 years older than me, but Twitty's looking WAY past his prime. He looks forty out there. I think he should retire from the challenges.
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Tori fainted. A paramedic checked her and confirmed that she would be fine tomorrow and had been overwhelmed from stress.
The challengers went back to the house. Dana slept on the couch because her mattress was still outside drying. When she fell asleep, Alex and Sam grabbed the couch and sat it in the pool. It floated around the pool as Dana slept.
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Josh: Sam and Alex are just asking for it at this point. But I must admit, it is pretty funny watching Dana sleep on a couch that's floating around a pool.
Andre: When Dana, wakes up tomorrow, somebody is dying.
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THE END
Next Episode is titled "Don't Toss Your Cookies".
Fan Poll: Which Alliance Would You Rather Be In?
A.) Raven's Alliance (Raven and Andre, Corey and Tori, Sonya and Robbie)
B.) Mike's Alliance (Mike and Jade, Beck and Dana)
C.) Drake's Alliance (Drake and Alex, Josh and Sam)
D.) Zoey's Alliance (Zoey and Gibby, Chase and Cat)