There are some spoilers here, so don't spoil things for yourself unless you really want to, in which case, feel free to spoil things! If I owned Danny Phantom, pigs would be flying. So, no, I don't own any characters of Danny Phantom or the half-ghost himself.

I'm back! Did you miss me? No! Well, now that's just rude! It took me awhile to schedule the next interview, but I finally got him to come in. Please, welcome the frog thing dude guy...thing.

"I'm not a frog."

Yes you are, now, please tell all the ladies and gentlemen out there your name.

"I'm not a frog. I am an ectoplasmic, ghost-capturing machine."

You're in self-denial. Now, just say your name, before I get angry!

"You don't scare me!"

Uh-huh, sure. All the faint hearted people should look away right now. (Becomes something so scary that no words could ever hope to describe it. The guest screams and curls into a fetal position.) Now, are you going to say your name or what?

"S-Skulker."

See? You're so much better whenever your meek. That's why I let you keep your suit! :D

"I'll get you for this!"

"Hey guys! Sorry I'm late!"

Who's that? Ugh, and what is that awful stench!

"You mean, ectoplasmic goo and the Box Ghost in the morning?" (Skulker holds his nose, trying not to breathe in the air.)

Actually, I smell land fills and ash. Oh, man! That's so awful!

(Tucker Foley runs into the room, waving his PDA in the air) "Tucker's here!"

What are you doing here? Today's the day I interview Skulker! You're next week!

Tucker: "No. My people told me that today was my interview!

Okay, people! It's only the second edition and we're already having sceduling conflicts? Who's in charge of that? (Looks over at the Dairy King) Why'd we hire you? Shouldn't you still be haunting Vlad's mansion or something?

"I thought I was doing a Gouda job!"

Seriously, that was a really bad pun. We'll talk about this later. For now, onto the interview. Tucker, you can sit right there, next to Skulker.

(Tucker looks nervously at Skulker, who glares at him.) "I think I'll just stand."

You're choice (shrugs shoulders). Anyway, first off, Skulker, would you consider yourself a blob or a frog? In ghost terms of course.

"I'm a predator of all unique ghosts. Does it really matter what's behind the suit."

Tucker: "Yes"

(Glaring at Tucker) "I have no need to explain myself to you. Especially to this guy."

Okay. I can see that we're getting somewhere. Now, Tucker. I had questions planned for you, but, first, I've gotta ask. Why do you keep wearing that awful cologne?

"You mean Foley, by Tucker Foley?"

Whatever.

"Well, the ladies love it."

Oh, so you've actually made progress in your love life.

"Yeah."

(Stares at Tucker, who's rubbing his PDA.) You know, I'm talking about girls when I say that, right? Human girls. Not inanimate objects.

(Holding PDA close to him) "She doesn't mean that, baby."

"(Skulker snickers)"

This is kind of weird. So, Skulker, after everything that happened in the series, are you still going to hunt Danny?

"Is that a real question?"

Yes.

"I answered that at the end. I specifically said that when I said he was more valuable for saving the world."

So, that's a yes? (Looks pointedly at Tucker.)

"I'd say so. Yes." (Tucker holds up his PDA and links it up to Skulker, who is sent pinwheeling through the ceiling. Rebecca and Tucker watch him go as he scream) "I thought I had fixed that problem!"

Nice work.

"Any time."

So, how's life as mayor of Amity Park.

"Good."

Lots of paperwork?

"I guess."

So, like, did you actually have to be elected, or were you just put there because of your relation to Danny?

"I don't think I should answer that question."

That's all the answer I need. (Smiles evilly.)

(Skulker blasts a hole in the roof and re-enters the room) "How dare you do that!"

(Tucker holds up PDA) "Do you actually want me to do that again?"

(Hanging head) "No. (

Isn't it good to be among friends? (Hugs everyone) Anyway, so, now we've learned a lot, haven't we? Skulker's a blobbly frog, and Tucker is probably never going to have an actual girlfriend.

Skulker: "I am not a blobby frog! That's awful misrepresentation."

Tucker: "She doesn't mean it, PDA!"

You guys are so funny! Now, I have to have a few words with the Dairy King over there about double-booking.

"It's a Gouda thing I can fly away!" (Flying away)

YOU ALREADY USED THAT PUUUUUN!

Thanks, you guys, for all the awesome comments! Thanks for the suggestion, dragonaqua. I hoped you liked it. And Hottiegally, Skulker says hi. "I said no such thing!" Yes he did. He's just afraid to admit it! And Pii, Fugitive of Gray, and rosie2325, I'm glad you guys liked Vlad's interview. Yes, yes he is a fruitloop.

And, now, I'm going to keep saying this no matter how annoying I become :) You guys should make comments and reviews and stuff. I'll make my way to all the characters, but it's always good to see who you guys want next! And, I'll do revisits too. All you have to do is ask! Until next time, I hope you enjoyed Tucker's and Skulker's interviews. Now, to find that Dairy King...