With Colleagues Like These Who Needs Enemies?

"Are you sure that this is going to work?" Alex asked, as she closed the door to Morgans office and watched Spencer type something on the tablet Garcia had lend him, while she turned the screwdriver in her hand with which she had manipulated the doorknob of their friends office only minutes earlier.

"Of course who do you think you are talking too?" he mumbled and glanced up at her, Alex rolled her eyes grinning.

"Well, I think I'm talking to the man who, if he likes, is able to short-circuit any computer he touches." she answered smiling and Reid glared at her playfully.

"You're not a tittle better than me" Spencer said and laid the tablet away to wrap his arms around her, before he brushed his lips against hers in a loving kiss.

"Never said I was Loverboy" Reid had no time to answer as Alex pulled him in for another kiss, he leaned forward and laid one hand on her neck and Alex wrapped her arms around his waist. Spencer's other hand slide under her blouse, which caused his girlfriend to giggle slightly, before either one of them could do anything else, somebody cleared their throat.

Alex and Spencer jumped apart and looked up only to see Garcia standing a few meters away grinning like a Cheshire Cat and with a camera in her hands.

"Oh no." both Spencer and Alex said at the same time and Garcias grin, if even possible, widened.

"I thought I would better come and tell you that Morgan just arrived, before he would see you preparing his office" she said and Alex quickly straightened her blouse and the three of them made their way in to the bullpen.

"So did you get anything ready? Beside each other?" Garcia asked wiggling her eyebrows.

"Oh yes, Morgan will sure as hell learn his lesson" Reid answered ignoring the last teasing question and took Alex's hand in his own.


When Morgan stepped out of the elevator he greeted everyone on his way with a friendly 'Good Morning' thanks to Savannah he did have a good morning. When his eyes laid on one of his favorite persons in the world he grinned and quickly walked over to her.

"Good Morning Baby-Girl" he said cheerful and Garcia turned her head and grinned.

"Oh you don't know what a great morning it's going to be chocolate thunder, but sadly I don't have time for you" she said and continued to walk into the bullpen without another word, Morgan blinked a few times and shook his head slightly confused.

"Okay." he mumbled and followed Garcia inside the bullpen, where Alex was the only one from the team he saw, so he walked over to her, wondering where her other half was.

"Good Morning Alex! Where is Pretty Boy?" he asked Alex turned around and smiled at him.

"Morning Morgan, he has a meeting with Hotch" she answered and turned back to the file she was currently working on.

"A meeting with Hotch?"

"My reaction was the same, but well" Alex shrugged her shoulders and continued with her work. The truth was Reid put the finishing touches to their prank. Morgan saw that JJ was in the kitchenette laughing at something with Rossi, when they saw him, Derek waved and frowned when JJ laughed even harder and also Rossi started laughing. Morgan looked down, but saw nothing unusual that could give them a reason to laugh, just when he wanted to walk over and ask what was so funny, his phone beeped.

'Morgan could you bring me your report on the Thorn Case? It's urgent -Hotch' so he turned around and walked towards his office, when he opened the door somebody greeted him and Morgan said a short hello, before he closed his door. Only then he realized that closing the door had been a huge mistake.

The whole floor of his office was covert in plastic cups filled with water and the walls, and even the ceiling, were full with pictures of Spencer and Alex making faces. "Reid! Blake!" he yelled and turned around to walk out again, only to hold the doorknob in his hand the next second.

"Are they fucking serious?!" he asked and turned around, next to the door he found a note pinned to the wall.

"Say a loud hello and all your dreams come true." Derek read out loud, oh they would get a revenge for this. Morgan sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Hello!" nothing happened, of course. Then the phone in his office rang, Morgan narrowed his eyes.

"Hello!" a really loud roar was the answer and Morgan flinched back, "What the hell? Hello who is this?" but then the person had already hung up again, seconds later the phone rang again, but Morgan decided not to say anything, still the phone answered the call and again there was a loud roar, but different from the one before.

"Hello Sunshine!" this time it was Reid's voice and Morgan looked around.

"Where are you, you little nerd?"

"Oh we're everywhere and nowhere," now it was Alex talking "But that's not the point, as a little revenge for your latest prank, we decided to play a little 'Pimp Up My Office' !" she said and the Spencer spoke again.

"You see, I remember you telling me that you love one character of Star Wars dearly! Our fuzzy friend Chewbacca, so I called a few friends from Conventions and told them of the Chewbacca Roar Contest we hold and you are the lucky judge. So as long as you don't go over to your computer to turn it off, you'll hear Star Wars fans from around the globe roar impersonation of Chewbacca at you all day long. Oh and so that you can turn your computer off, you need to find the password which is inside of various cups inside your office, Have fun our little rubber ducky!"

He should have known that telling Spencer that he didn't like Chewbacca and that he found the roaring noises that bear thing made extremely annoying, was a mistake. The next second there already was the next call of someone roaring like Chewbacca. As Morgan started making his way through the cups searching for the password combinations he already planned his revenge for the couple.


Inside Hotch's office the rest of the team had trouble to hold themselves on their feet because they laughed so much, watching Morgan flood his office searching for the password combination, beside his swearing the only sound was the roaring of the people who called.

"You really did that?" asked JJ and wiped away tears of laughter, leaning against Hotch who had to massage his yaw as it hurt from laughing so much. "I thought Rossi was joking when he told me this morning."

"Yeah, well Spencer called his "friends" they on the other hand called their friends and well, now we could hear for hours how people try their best to impersonation of that alien bear..." said Alex and Spencer kissed her.

"I think he definitively learned his lesson not to prank us" Reid said.

"Oh Garcia, please make me a copy of this, this is the perfect thing for us to watch on Christmas and his birthday!" Rossi said from his seat next to Hotch.

"The copy will be on your desk tomorrow!" Garcia said grinning.

"Remind me to never get in a prank war with the two of you." mumbled JJ and Alex grinned leaning against Spencer while watching Morgan.

"Yeah, we can get pretty creative in regard to that" answered the genius and kissed the neck of his beloved, who turned around and gave him a peck on the lips.

"I love you." Alex said and Spencer smiled.

"Love you too."

"Reid, Blake if you can hear me, I swear there is going to be a revenge and it won't be pretty!" yelled Morgan, followed by a very impressive Chewbacca impersonation.


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