Hurky: I'm baacckk!

Riku: NO!

Hurky: Anyways, the last story I updated, I said readers could be characters, but I forgot to say for this story, but I can also put them in the other story.

Riku: Moving on, this chapter is guaranteed to make you laugh, or your pizza is free!

(Hurky, Sora, and the readers stare at Riku, with crickets chirping in the background)

Sora: The guarantee sounds like the guarantee for Pizza Emporium (Note: If there is a place like that, it's entirely coincidental). It goes if your pizza doesn't satisfy you, your pizza is free.

Riku: Hurky, just start the chapter!

Hurky: Fine! Here goes!

Everyone got up and dusted themselves off.

"So, what class do you guys have?" asked Sora as he pulled out his schedule from the pocket of his red jumpsuit.

"I've got computer concepts." replied Hurky. "With some dude named Beane. Why do I need that class? I already know how to use a computer."

"Well, it's English for me." said Riku.

"Same here!" said Ryo. "The teacher's name is Wagner."

"You got Wagner, too?" asked Riku.

"YAY!" said Ryo as she glomped Riku. "I got English with my sweetie poo!"

"I've got World History." said Kairi. "The teacher's name is Storkie."

"And I have English with...Dogg?" asked Sora. "Must be a new teacher."

Everyone shrugged. They all split up and went to their first period classes...

Sora walked into his Sophomore English 1 class to find Goofy, standing at the big, white markerboard (teachers rarely use chalkboards anymore).

"Goofy!" he said, all shocked.

"Hey there, Sora!" said Goofy as he waved. "G'mornin!"

"What are you doing here?" asked Sora.

"I got bored at Disney castle and I needed to find somethin' better to do than drink after the bad accident, so I came here to teach Sophomore English!" replied Goofy. "You can sit anywhere you want, but you gotta be within listening distance."

"What accident?" asked Sora questionably.

"I drank real bad one night and crashed the almighty gummi car." replied Goofy. "Boy was King Mickey mad, ahyuck!" (in some of my stories, Goofy is an alcoholic.)

"Where's Donald?" asked Sora, realizing that Goofy rarely went anywhere without Goofy.

"He's back at Disney castle with jury duty." replied Goofy.

Meanwhile, at Disney castle...

"Let's go over this one more time!" said Juror # 1, a man wearing a business suit with the tie undone, coat off, and sleeves rolled up, messy hair, and a cigarette in his mouth. "Who votes for not guilty?"

All 11 other jurors raised their hands but Donald, who was Juror #12.

"Aw come on, Donald!" cried Juror #7, a woman in a pantsuit.

"I think that boy is guilty for lying!" said Donald with his arms crossed. "His nose gets long when he lies!"

"We all want out of here!" said Juror #5. "We were in here all night!"

"I say we cook the duck!" cried Juror #2.

"All in favor?" asked Juror #1.

Everyone but Donald raised their hands.

"KILL THE DUCK!" cried Juror #4.

"OKAY, OKAY, I VOTE NOT GUILTY!" cried Donald as he frantically jumped up and down in his seat, fearing for his life.

Back at DIHS...

The bell rang and Goofy wrote his name on the board.

"G'morning, class!" said Goofy. "My name is Mr. Dogg, but you can call me Goofy!" He picked up the roll sheet and cleared his throat. "I'm a recovering alkeyholic, so go easy on me. I will now take roll!"

He held up the roll call sheet, unaware that Sora hacked into the computer system and changed the roll sheet, thinking it was Mr. Wayhew's Biology roll call sheet.

"Uh, Imdulland Boreing?" asked Goofy.

No one answered.

"I'll just mark him absent," said Goofy as he took out a pen and marked on the sheet. He studied it again. "Whoo Wantstomarryme!"

The class burst into laughter, especially Sora.

"Hmm. Absent!" said Goofy. "Ima DrunkenLooser?"

Laughter erupted once again.

"SoraRocks AndYouCannotDenyit?" asked Goofy.

More laughter.

"Anita Bath!" called Goofy.

Laughter once again.

"Hugh Butt?" asked Goofy. "Do I have a Hugh Butt in here?"

The class continued to explode in laughter, while Sora pounded on his desk since he couldn't stop laughing.

"Is this how you kids treat me?" cried Goofy as he put his hands on his hips. "What do I have to do for some respect in here? You know what? I need a drink!"

He stormed out of the classroom. Then, the principal walked in.

The next thing Sora knew, he was sitting next to his counselor's office. Unlike Hurky's old school, they had deans to punish kids. This school didn't have them, so the counselors were also punishers.

Meanwhile, in Hurky's computer class...

Everyone including Hurky sat at computers and stared at the teacher, a man with gray hair in a bowl shaped haircut, a big stomach, wearing jeans, a blue and red polo shirt, and worn out sneakers named Mr. Beane.

"Good morning, class." he said dully. "Welcome to computer concepts. I'm going to teach you how to use a computer."

Hurky raised her hand. "Um, what if we already know how to use a computer?" she asked.

"You can learn how to be a better computer user." replied Beane. "Now open your typing books to page 12 and start typing. You must stay on the word processor and not on the internet. You are here to type with the keyboard, not massage the mouse and going to and from webpages." Then, he went and sat down at his desk.

Hurky sighed. It may be my senior year, she thought. It's going to be the longest year ever!

In Riku and Ryo's English class...

"Hi!" said a short woman of about 25 with blonde hair and dimples, in a squeaky and peppy voice. "I'm Miss Wagner, your English teacher for this year!"

"Hello Miss Wagner." chorused the class.

"This is my second year teaching." said Miss Wagner as she clapped her hands together. "I taught first grade at Destiny Elementary last year. This year, I'm moving on to Sophomores and Juniors."

The class sat in silence. One kid coughed.

"For our first activity as a class, let's all put our desks in a circle and tell the class who you are and what you like and dislike." said Miss Wagner.

So, the class scooted their desks (they're the desks with chairs attached to them) into a circle and Miss Wagner sat in a big leather chair with wheels. Ryo scooted her desk next toRiku.

"OK, I'll start." said Miss Wagner. "As you know, I told you my name. I like anything with sugar in it, and I especially love anime!"

Ryo's eyes widened. A teacher who likes anime? she thought. Cool!

"Full Metal Alchemist, Helsing, Naruto, you name it, I watch it!" said Miss Wagner. "I dislike hard work, and lima beans. Who's next?"

Ryo raised her hand. Miss Wagner nodded.

"OK!" said Ryo. "My name is Ryo-oki, hopefully to be Mrs. Riku Thompson-"

"-No she won't!" cried Riku.

The class laughed and so did Miss Wagner.

"I love Riku and anime! And sugar and Alton Brown from Good Eats! He's cool!" said Ryo. "I dislike anyone who interferes with Riku and this guy I used to know, named Zoge Shinzo!" (If you've read Dude, Where's Riku's Car and Sailorstar165's stories, you'd know who Zoge is. And Alton Brown is a guy who has a show on Food Network).

"Riku, why don't you go next?" asked Jal, a classmate.

"Fine!" said Riku. "My name's Riku Thompson. I like burritos, jalapenos, my car, and fun! I dislike anyone who interferes with my fun!"

The class laughed.

Hurky: I'll continue this later. Right now, I'm getting kicked off. Later gator!