I had made a few mistakes on the first chapter originally involving Xion and Axel but since Axel was still at castle oblivion at the time he is unable to be in this Fanfiction. This is technically the first chapter but I have redone it to be a sequel to Xigbars mission (more pranks :D) So let's continue on in this hilariously epic story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts but I will be the first to say their games are very EPIC

XIONS STORY

"AH" Xion screamed as a chalk eraser fell on her head as she opened the door to Xigbar's room to ask a question "What do you want?" Xigbar asked as he laughed at Xion. "Did you KNOW that was there Xigbar?" she asked not even caring about what she had to ask at the moment. "Well yes but I made sure that I would counter Demyx's prank with my own prank making him run to my room in anger and get hit by his OWN prank" Xigbar explained and Xion asked her important question "Did you hear about castle oblivion?" "Well yes I was talking to Roxas about it before he fell into the coma" "oh…" Xion then decided to head into Roxas's room to give him another seashell before she went on her mission "Seriously do the Dusks' ever stop?" she asked herself as she saw Roxas's face had been drawn on again.

She then proceeded to get a wet paper towel but the sinks weren't working in the restrooms and she went to Demyx's room to get him to wet it with his water guys. "AH" she screamed as a bucket of water fell on her head drenching her. From that moment she was angry at both Xigbar and Demyx and she screamed "YOU IMMATURE LITTLE MORONS LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY LEATHER CLOAK" and screamed at Demyx (and Xigbar who could hear it from the other side of the hallway) to no end even including a few obscenities that she didn't know the meaning of before finally going into the restrooms again. "Well I'm sure that Xion's angry but too bad I have to set up the water bucket Xigbar placed while I was on my mission because when he gets hit by mine he's SURE to come running over here heheh" Demyx said to himself in satisfaction as Xion then proceeded to Saix who gave her A Recon mission in Agrabah to make sure that Xigbar had cleared out ALL the invisibles.

As she entered Agrabah she was still fuming over the Chalk incident and the bucket of water incident that had put her in so much anger. As she looked around she noticed nothing out of the ordinary so she went out to the desert "well it looks pretty clear" or so she thought until she noticed 8 invisibles heading directly towards the City "Oh no I'm sure that if they destroy Agrabah that will be one less chance for us to get hearts!" She rushed towards them but only 4 engaged while the other 4 continued on their way. "HA YA KAYAHA" Xion yelled as she slashed at the heartless which she eliminated 2 making two remain in which she finished off by casting a few blizzards and a fire spell. As Xion continued she got the attention of 2 more which was easier than four but she still had trouble but eventually she eliminated the 2 more and she noticed that one was behind her and it slashed her to the ground but she continued and fought it until eventually she defeated it and for the first time she noticed the remaining invisible had a crown on its head acting as the king invisible.

"Well that should have been my target because it's approaching the city and one could easily destroy the city given enough time" Xion muttered to herself as she threw her keyblade at the thing easily getting its attention. She then proceeded to fight it noticing that it held its sword in a two handed style unlike the invisibles normal one handed fighting style. She countered this with magic which it couldn't block as easily as magic was fast compared to 2 handed techniques giving her enough time to slice through it and eliminate it. "Time for the icing on the cake I guess…" she said to herself as she went to twilight town. As she went up Market Street she was plowed over by people from twilight town but she did her best to advance until someone stopped her saying "ARE YOU CRAZY THERE ARE MONSTERS UP THERE"

She rushed up faster pushing past people in her way who were yelling RUN, GET AWAY, HURRY and she heard somebody say NO JOHNNY until eventually she arrived at the very top to the clock tower where she saw 2 Darksides looking ready to destroy the tower and she flew at them hoping to get a finishing slash in on one but was hit by a dual shockwave knocking her off her feet. She muttered "Why do I have to help these people alone and why can't Axel be here" as she jumped onto ones arm and flew rushing up the arm to the head where she physically beheaded it and the body began to collapse in a huge shadow which could possibly obliterate her but she stood there frozen in fear until she realized that her black coat was taking the darkness until it radiated darkness.

By now as you would imagine a crowd appeared and stood there chanting "BLACK COAT BLACK COAT BLACK COAT!" and Xion used the bomb sphere that the Darkside took against it and it pretty much destroyed the Darkside but it wasn't over for it as it made a shockwave but this time it did nothing to hurt her because the coat took the damage for her because the darkness had fortified its power. She wildly swung her blade now hoping to hit something vital on the thing because she was hurt and tired. She finally released the coats darkness in one blast to the things heart which it appeared as a dark sphere there until it grew to the size of the center of the heart before exploding and obliterating everything on the opponent and the suit once more took it all and released the darkness into the ground and she muttered "well thanks to these guys I wont be able to run a covert operation in this town OR eat ice cream without being hunted down by the paparazzi so looks like I can't join Roxas with ice cream anymore" and that's when she noticed Xaldin who must have been sent out to eliminate the threat.

"nice job you did my job for me… but for what reason" Xaldin pondered losing focus on Xion and when he got ready to ask he realized she had left and just decided to RTC as well. Xion later lie in bed until she remembered that she never cleaned Roxas's face and wet a new paper towel and began cleaning his face until she finished and turned around and saw 2 dusks casually walking in with a red marker and then they froze and for a split second Xion disappeared and reappeared behind them with the keyblade looking as if it just slashed through them before they disappeared. "Hmph they shouldn't mess with THE XION" When she went back to her room she decided to read her favorite series Uchi Miona which is about a redheaded girl and spiky brown haired boy who were planning to run away from home on a raft until a storm hits and they both are sent to different places. This also happened to be Demyx's favorite series and she decided she needed to ask Demyx something about the book and asked that he removed the water bucket from the door.

When she leaned on the table in his room the accidentally turned on a tape recorder producing the ending ruining the book for her AND HIM and they both stormed out (but not before Demyx placed the bucket back up) and Xion went to her room while Demyx went straight to Xigbar's Room while Xigbar was taking the other way because Demyx placed a tape recorder playing the ending to his favorite book about a boy in a coma and what happened to his friends during his coma. When Demyx stormed into Xigbar's room he was smacked on the head by his chalk eraser and got SO ANGRY that he went storming back to his room preparing for the ultimate prank and Xigbar stormed into Demyx's room where he was hit with a bucket full of water and he went back to his room raging but they both met in the middle and began strangling each other until they had to call in Xaldin, Luxord, and Saix to break up the fight in which they were then locked in their rooms for the rest of the evening where they both spent their time trying to forget what was on the tape recorder until Demyx tripped after he finally got it out of his head and the tape recorder began replaying the ending until he stopped and screamed into his pillow.

Well we saw some Xion rage :D as well as some fighting going on in this chapter but don't worry they will do the fighting MUCH more often in the chapters to come. Also I want you guys to review more because I cant learn to do better when you don't review so PLEASE REVIEW (also did anyone catch that kingdom hearts 1 reference and this story reference in the books)