A/N: OMG I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN AWHILE! I'm here now so sit back and...enjoy! Note- This is a very long chapter.
"No. NO. NO!" Ohio screamed at America. "I will not, REPEAT NOT, wear this!" she screamed again looking at the uniform that she was to wear to Hetalia Academy. It was a simple white blouse with a red plaid miniskirt, a red jacket, and a black tie.
Ohio was very sensitive when it came to showing skin. No one in the family could remember the last time they had seen Ohio in a swimsuit, or in any other articles of clothing that displayed more than her hands and face for that matter.
" Oh, come on Io," America said, " It's not that bad. Everyone will think you look cute."
" Yeah they will, and when they think I look cute they'll start to think I'm weak, and when they think I'm weak they'll try to invade me, and we don't want that to happen now do we?" she stared at America waiting for a response.
"Io, I'm your father and you're going to wear that outfit, whether you like it or not. Now go and clean up some guests are coming over tonight." he said standing up to leave.
" Who's coming?" asked Io, trying to sound as uninterested as is humanly possible.
" Just some of the countries," he said nonchalantly as Ohio paled a shade of white she didn't think was possible, " They want to meet you guys." he finished and exited Ohio's room.
All the countries carpooled over to Americas house and stood waiting for him to come out and let them in. America came jogging down the walkway from the door. When he got to the countries he stood and said as politely as possible, " Sup' dudes! I hope you'll have a great time tonight" CRASH " You take that back!" CRASH "- and can stay alive as long as possible."
America ran into the house with Italy, Germany, Japan, England, France, Russia, China, Spain, Romano, and Prussia in tow. When everyone got to the door he opened it to show Ohio holding a bow and pointing an arrow at Michigan's face, while he had a sword pointed at her.
" I said, TAKE IT BACK PRETTY BOY!"
" WHO YOU CALLIN' PRETTY BOY!"
The countries turned to America, who face palmed and said, " Kids how many times have I told you to not fight when guests come over. Now put the weapons down."
Ohio and Michigan put down their weapons.
"Everything,"
Ohio dropped five knives out of her sleeve.
"Everything!"
Ohio pulled four guns out her jacket.
"Everything!"
Ohio pulled a grenade out from behind her back. When she sat it down Michigan picked it up and looked at Ohio. She gave him a faint wink signaling the start of their plan.
" Michigan put the grenade down." said America, but just as he finished his sentence Michigan pulled the pin from the object and he and Ohio ran away for dear life.
Germany was about to try to dismantle the grenade, but America stopped him. " WAIT! Last time the states did this to me the thing was a dud and they made me piss my pants and took a picture of it. Now, maybe this time-" POOF! Red, white and blue paint exploded from the grenade covering all the countries standing before it. Ohio and Michigan were down the hall laughing their asses off. West Virginia had joined them and was taking pictures as fast as she could.
" West Virginia is that you!" yelled America from down the hall.
"Shit." she said, and ran off in the other direction.
Once all the countries had gotten themselves cleaned up they were asked to wait in the living room for the presentation of America's kids. When everyone was comfortably seated America began to introduce his children.
Alabama-Jackson Jones
Alaska-Lassie Jones
Arizona-Zoe Jones
Arkansas-James Jones
California-Cal Jones
Colorado-Peter Jones
Connecticut-Artur Jones
Delaware-Jacob Jones
Florida-Jessica Jones
Georgia-Geo Jones
Hawaii-Lulu Jones
Idaho-Andrew Jones
Illinois-Phillip Jones
Indiana-Indi Jones
Iowa-Martin Jones
Kansas-Dorothy Jones
Kentucky-Maria Jones
Louisiana-Louise Jones
Maine-Adam Jones
Maryland-Mary Jones
Massachusetts-Matt Jones
Michigan-Mitch Jones
Minnesota-Minnie Jones
Mississippi-Missy Jones
Missouri-John Jones
Montana-Hannah Jones
Nebraska-Nicole Jones
Nevada-Liam Jones
New Hampshire-Frank Jones
New Jersey-Cole Jones
New Mexico-Alejandro Jones
New York-Owen Jones
North Carolina-Caroline Jones
North Dakota-Drake Jones
Ohio-Io Jones
Oklahoma-Curly Jones
Oregon-Salem Jones
Pennsylvania-Sylvia Jones
Rhode Island-Rosie Jones
South Carolina-Coraline Jones
South Dakota-Josh Jones
Tennessee-Grace Jones
Texas-Logan Jones
Utah-Joni Jones
Vermont-Vinnie Jones
Virginia-Virginia Jones
Washington-Eric Jones
Washington D.C.-Blossom Jones
West Virginia-Crystal Jones
Wisconsin-Raoul Jones
Wyoming-Thomas Jones
All the states stood in a line, however four of them slipped away when America wasn't looking.
Then, America started what appeared to be a speech. About halfway through there was the sound of shattering glass and an explosion from somewhere above their heads. Suddenly a bright burst of light illuminated the sky outside the house. Every country ran to the window just in time to see pieces of house flying across the sky.
"NEW MEXICO!" America screeched and bolted for the stairs. He left a room of laughing states and gawking countries.
"Who let New Mexico into the TNT room with a box of matches!" America yelled as he ran to the room in question to stop New Mexico from setting the house on fire.
When America got to the TNT room he saw New Mexico laughing and grinning like the village idiot. His ACME shirt was covered with gunpowder and other various forms of debris. America took the matches away from the pyromaniactic state and starting lecturing him about the dangers of explosives.
Germany was walking along the hallways of America's home, hoping to find the nation, when he accidentally stumbled upon a room filled with guns and guns to spare. Just then America walked by holding New Mexico by the ear and lecturing him about how TNT wasn't his best friend. Germany stopped him and asked, " America," America stopped to listen. " Is this one of your boy's rooms?"
America started to smile and then started laughing at Germany. The blond nation then stopped long enough to say, " What!? No this is my daughter Ohio's room." He then kept dragging New Mexico down the hall while still laughing his ass off.
Some how everyone was seated for dinner. Well, almost everyone. Florida was trying to get Ohio to wear something nice for a change. Then everybody heard Ohio screaming, "FLORIDA YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT FRILLY STUFF!"
All of the boy states got faces almost identical to France's rape face and bolted out of the room. All of the boys except New York and New Jersey (even though in all honesty they had the biggest crushes on Ohio). West Virginia stood up and left to go help her dear friend. As she left she pulled out a metal baseball bat. A few second later everyone heard many loud BANGS and BOOMS coming from upstairs.
Then all the boys who had run out of the room came back with bruises all over themselves and red liquid all over their clothes. South Dakota looked up and said, "Remind me never to look at Ohio while she's changing ever again. It's not worth it!" then all the boys proceeded to sit down in their assigned spots.
Suddenly, as if right on cue, in walked Ohio and West Virginia. Ohio carrying a smoking gun and West Virginia carrying her metal baseball bat. America looked at Ohio and screamed, "Did you shoot your brothers!?"
"With tomatoes."she said proceeding to take one out of the gun and beginning to eat it like and apple. She also gave one to West Virginia who did the same as her.
A/N: That's all for now, but I'm going to try to update tomorrow. Bear with me people!