Iggy and Bowser walked through the hallways of the castle. Iggy made sure that he was right behind his father's shell, so that if Mario showed up his father would get shot first and he'd have time to run away.
Roy ran up to Iggy from behind, grabbed him, and smashed him up against the wall. "You! You burned my skull!" There was a scar that went down the side of Roy's head.
"So you were the one screaming."
"What were you doing up there?"
"Making Mario evil. And now he's trying to kill us," Iggy sighed.
"No need to worry, kids. I've got my Bowser swag!"
"Oh God, when did he come up with that one?" asked Roy.
"AAAH!" All three of the koopas heard a scream from down the hallway.
"Wendy!" they all said as they ran towards the sound of the scream. They stopped at an open door and looked inside to find Morton. He had been shot in the leg and was bleeding heavily. "Where's Wendy?" asked Iggy.
"What? It was me! My leg is bleeding!" screamed Morton.
Iggy snickered, followed by Morton and Bowser. "Dude, you sounded like one of those ladies in a horror movie!" laughed Roy.
"Aaah!" Bowser tried to imitate, but it only made him laugh harder.
"What the hell…? Get me some help my leg is bleeding!"
The three couldn't stop laughing at Morton even though he was obviously losing blood. Bowser wiped a tear away from his laughter and took out his wallet. "Now I know I have something…" He knelt down beside Morton. "Here it is!" Bowser whipped out a used band-aid and applied it to Morton's wound. "There."
Morton watched as the blood continued to seep out from underneath the band-aid. "My leg is bleeding and you give me a cheap-ass band-aid?"
"…Pretty much."
Morton groaned and jumped onto his other leg. "Why was Mario attacking me? I thought he was the good guy."
"He is, but he's been turned evil because of one of Dad's stupid plans," claimed Iggy.
"What—? It was your idea!" said Bowser.
"Well that makes sense. All of your plans fail," said Roy. "Badly."
"This was all Iggy's fault!"
"I think for every person that dies, it's manslaughter on your part. Oh, and you can be sued by anyone who's severely injured. You're gonna have a lot of hospital bills," said Iggy.
"We'd better try and stop him. Let's go," said Roy. He and Morton walked out of the room.
Bowser looked down at Iggy angrily. "You little scoundrel! You just pinned this entire thing on me!" Iggy snickered and ran off to find his brothers. "…I raised these kids too well," he muttered to himself as he followed them.