Randall: Boy do I want to win the lottery so much!
Me: I know, that would be so cool!
Whirl: I'd rather steal money!
Randall: WHIRL! FOR THE LAST TIME! I'M THE GUEST HERE! NOT YOU!
Me: YEAH! Wait...what about them? *Points to Kirby, Meta Knight and Magolor sitting on bed*
Randall: THEY CAN SCRAM TOO!
Kirby, Meta Knight, Magolor: Aw!
Chapter 2: Winner-bee
Throughout the week, Whirl has been terrorizing mechs for money and picking fights with them. Starscream was starting to get complaints from his cousins about the constant torture from Whirl. Some even began to threaten Starscream if he didn't do anything about it. And so, he decided to confront Whirl the next time he saw him. Whirl's next victim was Arcee who was walking down the street. Whirl's optic brightened and decided to make a move.
"Hey beautiful, I haven't seen you around these parts!" Whirl purred zooming in front of her.
"Huh? Do I know you?" Arcee asked skeptical of this mech.
"Not really, but...you're gonna be glad to know me!" Whirl purred placing a pincer on Arcee's shoulder.
Arcee scoffed and rolled her optics before smacking the hand away.
"Back off creep, or else!" Arcee sneered.
"Ooh, feisty aren't ya!" Whirl chuckled.
"HEY! GET AWAY FROM HER!" Came the voice of Starscream.
Whirl recognized Starscream after he was mentioned by Shockwave one time. He didn't look so tough to him...he didn't think having long sharp talons would make him look frightening.
"Starscream I presume?" Whirl said.
"Yeah, and you back off my girl! I've been hearing from my cousins that you've been messing with them. I suggest you stop before you find yourself on the ground offline!" Starscream threatened extending his claws.
"Like I'm afraid of some drones! And I'm not afraid of you!" Whirl sneered.
Arcee took out her wrist blades and prepared to attack. Whirl backed off deciding mabye just this time he wouldn't win.
"Whatever, you're not worth it." Whirl sneered. "I can find other mechs to mess with!"
Starscream face-palmed thanking Primus it was just for the summer. Arcee looking at Screamer.
"You okay?" Arcee asked.
"Yeah, I'll be real happy when we win that money...if we win!"
"I'm sure you will, you guys have done it so many times. It's bound to happen soon!"
"Yeah you're right!"
By the end of the week, it was time for the winner of the money and Bumblebee waited anxiously for the answer. The winner used to be revealed by phone or TV. Instead, the winner received the check in an envelope through the mail. Over at Shockwave's house, he, Soundwave and Elite were talking about something on the porch when Sideways walked over carrying a bundle of mail. He was the local mailman and loved his job since everyone liked him.
"Morning Sideways, anything for me?" Shockwave asked eagerly.
"Uh...nope not this time. However, do you mind giving this to Bumblebee? I don't know exactly what it is, but it seems important." Sideways said.
"Of course, good luck today!" Shockwave said.
"Thank you!" Sideways said cheefully.
Once he was gone, Soundwave and Elite came over curiously.
"Ooh, what is it?" Soundwave said.
Shockwave grunted and held it away from them.
"Hold on, let me look! Give me some space!" Shockwave snarled.
Whirl came outside seeing Soundwave and Elite desperately trying to grab the envelope. He chuckled. Shockwave extended his arms high up into the air then extended his legs so he could read it privately. But Soundwave kicked his legs making Shockwave fall on the ground and his arms and legs shortened back to normal, he growled.
"What was that for?" Shockwave growled.
"Dude, that's Bumblebee's mail, you can't just peek through his mail!" Soundwave snarled snatching it away.
"Hey, give it back, I'm supposed to give it to him!" Shockwave snarled.
"I can't trust you with this, if it's so important, then mabye it's a letter saying he won the lottery!" Soundwave said.
"WHAT? GIVE IT! I MUST KNOW SO STARSCREAM CAN GIVE ME THAT $1000 HE PROMISED!" Elite said and grabbed the envelope.
Soundwave angrily went to reach for it but Elite had gotten it open already and gasped.
"OH MY PRIMUS...BUMBLEBEE DID WIN! HAHAHAHAHA!" Elite yelled.
"NO WAY!" Soundwave said.
"LET ME SEE!" Shockwave said.
"Lucky!" Whirl scoffed.
"Hey, if I give this to him, mabye Bumblebee will give me more just for doing it!" Elite thought closing the envelope back up.
That's when Soundwave, Shockwave and even Whirl had the same idea. Elite realizes the others are looking at him ready to pounce.
"NO! BUMBLEBEE WILL GIVE ME MORE MONEY FOR GIVING IT TO HIM!" Soundwave yelled.
"YOU DON'T DESERVE IT, I DO!" Shockwave yelled.
"I'LL BE GETTING THAT MONEY THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" Whirl snarled.
"NO IT'S MINE!" Elite said.
Soundwave punches Elite making him drop the envelope before all four of them get into a big brawl over it. If this was a cartoon, there would probably be a dust cloud to cover it up. Unknown to them, the envelope escapes the brawl and Starscream walks over to pick it up. He looks inside and makes a big smile. Then he looked at the fight and face-palmed in annoyance.
"Ugh, idiots!" Starscream said before leaving them.
Starscream went over to Bumblebee's house and could see the mech on the couch clutching a pillow while Barricade and Makeshift were upstairs playing games.
"Hey Bee you okay?" Starscream asked.
"Yeah, since this year they're not calling or showing the winner by TV, I was hoping Sideways would come by with the mail but he went past my house, mabye he didn't look through all his mail before coming over here." Bee said nervously.
"Ahem, I beg to differ!" Starscream smirked handing him the envelope.
Bumblebee's optics widened as he was handed the envelope. He opened it and just sat there staring at it. Starscream's smirk got bigger. Bumblebee was just shocked and didn't say anything. Starscream whispered in his audios.
"So...about that...trip..." Starscream purred.
Finally, Bee spoke.
"Starscream, could you shut your audios off for a moment?" Bee asked.
Starscream does so right before...
"HOLY S-"
~CENSORED FOR 10 MINUTES~
"You done?" Starscream asked seeing Barricade and Makeshift staring at Bumblebee horrified by the language.
"Yeah I'm good! I just can't believe it! If only Optimus was here to see this. We have to tell the others!"
"I think they already know!"
"Oh...how are they taking it?"
"Right now they are still fighting over who was going to take the envelope to you and they thought if they did you would give them extra money!"
"Ugh, they would act that way! Should we go break them up?"
"How about you cheer again for the next 10 minutes then we'll go!"
"Okay!"
~CENSORED FOR ANOTHER 10 MINUTES~
"You good now?"
"Yeah let's go get them!"
To be continued...
Me: Well that went well.
Randall: Wait I don't understand! What did Bee say?
Me: *Whispers to Randall*
Randall: Wow, such foul language!
Whirl: I've said worse!
Kirby: Yeah, even Meta Knight is a potty mouth.
Meta Knight: You have no proof!
Magolor: Can I see your mask?
Meta Knight: NO YOU CAN'T F*****G SEE MY F*****G MASK YOU LITTLE S**T!
Everyone: 0.0