So, guys. And by "Guys", I mean the whole one person who's reading this sorry excuse for a fanfic. I have an update for you! It's a rather bad update, but bear with me.
I know that you all cringe pretty badly at my writing, so I am going to go and start rewriting this story. I think my main issue was that I was taking my ideas from other fic writers and while they do execute these ideas perfectly, I do not. One of these is the "Writer is a part of the story" thing. I should never have done that nor should I have even thought of it in the first place.
Don't worry, Poochie'll still be in the story, he just won't be me. He'll be basically my persona for this story. He will not have any God powers, as a friend put it, and he is a part of the Zelda world.
Another thing is the "Me vs the Goddeses" thing. Good in theory, bad in practice. I should have known better. In small doses it's fine, but I ended up overusing it and... Well, you know what happened. I plan on putting them in the story at certain points only, where they seem needed to me.
Another part of my problem was that I had a schedule. Aka a "You need to upload X number of chapters this month" kind of schedule. I felt rushed and was unable to write quality content, thus the shit tier writing.
So, what does this mean to you? Well, I'm glad no one asked! But really, I've almost finished editting Chapter 1 (editting because that was a genuinely good chapter) so it'll be out say, this week. I'm going to rewrite everything else from scratch, as I said earlier. This process will take a while.
I'm sorry if this sounds like I'm making excuses, but I've already talk about it with a friend and he sees eye-to-eye with me on this.
Anyway, next time I do an update like this, I hope it can be just a hiatus update and not a very embarrassing whiny post like this. Until I post Chapter 2, everyone. Paradigm Riki, out!