Eye Candy
Hiya, lovely peoples! It's Goody, obviously…the authoress? Ugh, you can't say you don't remember meeeeehh! Ergh…this is chapter TWO! Yayzies to myself for having the patience and inspiration (Eh, motivation really XP) to write this chapter!
Here's a little thank you shout-out to the reviewers of the first chapter!
1) Amethystte! (Thankies as always for reviewing twice and giving me the inspiration! I huggles chu in admiration!)
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3) DNfan (Haha, Sapphira doesn't really come in during the story…maybe…I don't know, the plot comes to me as I type lol!)
4) It's chu again, surprise surprise! (I looooved the ideas, had to use them! XD)
5) Kaharri (OMG! I'M GLAD YOU LOVED IT! Hope you're happy with this chapter too!)
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Thankies again for all you guys' support! I appreciate it! *bows down with gratitude!* I have absolutely had too much coffee today, seriously! (:
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Enjoy foul beasties! X3
Amethystte's Point of View
After we made it through the rain to the limo, I could see Soichiro already sitting down in one of the seats. To play it safe I sat on the opposite seat closest to the door and when Light got in I yanked him next to me leaving L to sit by the old geezer.
'I wonder why Uncle Watari didn't get out and greet me like everyone else seemed to do?' I thought to myself, knowing that he was less than four feet away yet he didn't even say 'hello' or anything.
I held back another sigh, maybe he just didn't want to put up with me either…no, Uncle Watari was different than my parents. There's no way in hell he would just do this because he knew I would die out on the streets.
Now that I think about it…L did say I was his maid sooo, was I just brought here as a servant to the black-haired bastard who undoubtedly had tricked me into enslavement practically.
I slipped a curious look over at the detective and found that he was staring at me. Staring at me like I was one of his mysteries and he was reading my every movement like it was a clue…how freaky!
'Ugh…the paranoia is returning!' I screamed inside my mind, wondering why the hell was it that I had been cursed to hate being stared at yet people gawk anyways!
I decided that I was going to get no where if I just kept quiet and didn't say any damn thing so now I had to play the conversation starter. Sigh, another thing I epically fail at but nonetheless have no choice in the matter.
"Hey Light." I stated, waving at the guy right beside me like I hadn't seen him dragging me through the rain ten minutes ago.
Eh, never one to be the bantering type to start talking out of the blue. Haha, how awkward is it that now I've seemed to attract everyone's stare…just fackin' great.
"Uh, hey to you too, Amethystte." The brunette said, playing along with me and my own weirdness like I was some child he had to babysit.
"Sooo…how does it feel being L's main suspect in the Kira case?" I asked, totally not meaning to make his dad pissed off and glaring at me.
L had also focused his contemplating stare onto Light, I guess anticipating some sort of reaction.
"Hey, old man! Quit death glaring me, the damn fuzzy hamster on your top lip is freaking me the hell out!" I yelled at Mr. Yagami who was in fact, giving me one damn bat-shit crazy death glare at the moment.
"I'm not Kira…how did you know L was suspecting me anyways?" He asked oblivious pretty much of the obvious.
I face-palmed before pointing to the chains that held the two together before saying, "Seriously, Light? They're handcuffs; it looks like he's about ready to convict you anyways or at least arrest you on suspicion!"
Light smirked, suddenly having a thought that would maybe shut me up…good luck with that, buddy!
"Well, as you were implying earlier maybe L and I get together behind hopefully locked doors." Eh, is just me or did I almost gag on my own spit and ogle at the idea of them two…in a room…together in handcuffs?
Oh geez, damn! Have to hand it to Light, he might've known me for oh, an hour, twelve minutes, and fifteen seconds still counting but did he have me pinned…just wow.
And, I guess for the added pleasure, Light yanked on the chains linking the two men together and POW! L was lying in Light's lap basically!
Amazing how I even lasted the plane ride without getting insane from the lack of yaoi filtering through my 'Amethystte loves hot gay couples'-O Meter!
Now, back to the event unfolding before my eyes which currently consisted of a flustered dad (Seriously, whose son admits gaydom in a limo with a new girl, his father, and the guy who suspects him of numerous murders?), a blushing L who just couldn't quite find a way to get into a semi-upright position without groping Light's leg or other body part, a grinning madly college guy…then there was me.
Oh, was I in trance! My longtime idol, a hot guy who pulled me lovingly (in my dreams!) through the rain, eh Mr. Fuzzy Hamster-ferret Lip Man put a small damper on the situation but, oh well.
"L-Light…what was the meaning of this?" L stuttered out while still in a tangle of limbs, trying not to cause any sudden erratic motions because he was so close to the younger man's crotch area.
"Haha, what? Are you too afraid to admit it, L? Anyone who knows anything about romance would know that you've clearly fallen for me, hmm." The smooth-talking brunette chuckled out in a sensual way.
"I don't know what you're talking about Light-kun…" L struggles to say, trying too hard to not look at me now.
"Why, I suppose we'll have to show them now won't we?" He charmingly spoke just as he wrenched up the handcuffs attached to L's wrist and went into a serious lip-lock with the detective.
I admit, I fangirl screamed at that moment as Light's dad pushed himself as far back as he could against the window to horridly look at his son, making out with the head of the task force.
We stopped suddenly then and all I heard as I began to fall forward was muttered curses a grasp and before I knew it, it was a threesome! Yay!
Haha, I had managed to get in-between L and Light where I was on top on L and Light was leaning against me so our chests were touching. Oh hell, was I blushing like mad! I mean, seriously, I was wrapped around their unnecessarily long chain and I pitied L for having a one hundred something-pound girl above him!
Maybe the best part was feeling Light's warm breath on my lips as his sugary brown eyes looked back into my slightly darker, deep coffee eyes.
I take notice of L mumbling beneath me and a cough echoing from Soichiro but other than that, as I felt Light's lips connect with mine…my mind honestly went blanker than it usually is when I'm around hot guys.
The kiss itself didn't last long but as we pulled away and I opened my closed eyes that I didn't remember even shutting, our gazes met and for once in my life, I didn't feel paranoid and I couldn't tear my eyes away from his perfect face.
That's probably the point where things did kind of get to that downhill phase.
I could feel L desperately trying to get out from under me so I tried to squirm over a bit to let him and his small skeleton-body squeeze out but two things I didn't expect happened:
One, the chain tightened around me, pulling my down further onto Lawli-kun.
And Two, we became a sandwich, literally!
As a bonus, Soichiro's damn foot got stuck between me and Light and every time he attempted to pull himself away from the dog-pile, it rubbed my belly with its leather and, uh, grinded on Light's man zone sooo…
Was I going to even make it back to the Task Force Headquarters to hand L his crumpets, strawberries, and a spot of tea? Ah, hell if I know!
Light grunted in some deep voice and if I wasn't so keen in my pervertedness I wouldn't be able clarify that Light was indeed having a horny session.
In a limousine.
While currently in a human sandwich.
With me.
And L, of course.
Oh, and the cause of his little dilemma, his dad!
Such an embarrassing "How the facking hell did we end up like this in the first place?" kind of condition.
Sooo, for the sake of everyone (including myself) who frankly can't remember the past events which led up to this current mess, let's do a back-track!
Okay, I was on a plane and I had to piss…holy shit, I never went by the bathroom! Gah, now I gotta go pee!
I pulled my legs together, or at least tried to since the chain had wrapped itself around my thigh and was constricting my circulation.
La, la, la, la, la!
"Amethystte." The apparent velvety voice of Light panted out in a hot, physical way since he had tangled his hand into my hair and was as close as humanly capable to me.
I have never ever been in this kind of situation under these circumstances, nope.
How am I supposed to know what to do when there's this sexy brunette craving his fellow male who's under me while the other's above?
Geez…yaoi videos don't prepare you for this kind of stuff.
"Ame…thystte." Light groaned out for a second time with another yank from the forty-something year old.
"I'm sorry, Light-kun?" I spoke uncertainly.
"Damn it…Dad, would you just Stop. Trying. To. Move." He gritted out bitterly, trying to get control of himself.
"…fine." Came his father's pointlessly loud, obnoxious reply.
"L? Where are the keys to the handcuffs?" Light asked in that same, slightly less sour tone towards the black-haired man beneath me.
"No, Light…I can't ruin my observations by releasing you from the handcuffs." Was L's bland but otherwise stubborn rejection.
"Why? We are all caught up in a pile in the middle of your limo and you actually think if I was hypothetically Kira, I would really have time to commit murder when I'm likely to die myself?" He cursed to L, me still being stuck in the middle.
"Actually, hmm, that could be a possibility yet unlike you; I'm not on top and therefore should be the one for concern." L stated…I could almost mentally picture him with his thumb to his lip, only if he actually could move his arm that is.
Ah, the gradual slowing of the limo was a sure sign of relief, or so I hoped anyways.
When Uncle Watari opened the door, haha, wooow! Talk about the "Oh hell, what did you kids do now?"-look we all got! Even Captain Fuzzkateer got that suspicious glance casted his way.
"Watari, would you please unravel us?" The desperate, annoyed voice of L said pretty much voicing everyone's thoughts at this point.
I could feel Light heave a sigh after L said it and it almost was a melancholy mixed with approval which was kind of, well, confusing for me at least.
Not to be the disappointment but even though he was pressed up to beautiful lil' ole me…he had his dad's shoe in his groin!
"I'm…not sure I want an explanation as to how this came about…" Watari muttered mostly to himself while looking at me almost accusingly! Hell! It wasn't my fault! No way am I going to be the one who takes credit for all this pretzel-like pile-up!
"Loooong story short…we blame L." I said cheesily, trying (and failing) to improve the mood.
"Hmph, I blame you." Soichiro huffed out brattishly. The dumbass can't come to terms with his son's gaydom is all!
All the while as we pointed fingers at each other, Uncle Watari was still surveying the mess we were in, listening to us only partially.
"I blame Light…" L threw in. Again, how bratty could these "adults" be acting! You can't blame me or Light-kun because we are only kids, duh! I mean I'm eighteen and I guess Light's nineteen sooo, yeah. My accusation of L being responsible still stands.
"I blame you Watari because you're the one who slings on the breaks spontaneously." Light added in his opinion which, everyone has to admit…was true!
"I agree with Light-kun!" I said while throwing up my arm. Haha! I actually was able to wiggle out my arm which had fallen asleep at one point or another!
As I mentally done a little 'in my mind' victory dance, I could feel L being dragged from beneath me and several whiny complaints as well.
When I looked up, I saw a weird scene. Well, L was standing pointing a reproving finger at the hedge trimmers in Watari's grasp while holding the cut handcuff chain in the other.
Obviously, L was having a hissy fit because his little 'observations' were interrupted and/or put in jeopardy.
Ah, a twenty-three year old about to go into tears of frustration because he for once didn't get his way! Wooow!
Anyways, Light was able to pull the rest of the remaining chain from around my body by smoothly gliding his hands over my skin before gently pulling the chain from me.
I think I saw a glimpse of a smirk as I shivered when he groped my ass slightly, catching me off guard. Ugh, these guys were trying to kill me, just absolutely going to slay my being of morality so I would rape them.
As that was happening and after we were free, I barreled out of that limo like it was turning into molten abc gum and hugged my uncle like I hadn't seen him since…a long time ago!
As I was hugging him relentlessly, he patted my back before I felt arms wrap around my shoulders and yank me back. Well to any normal person caught in my situation, they would have probably regained their balance but for me, I collide with the person behind me.
…which was L, unsurprisingly. Seems as though I interrupted his little berate upon my uncle, so disappointing.
As soon as I began to fall though and L sensed I wasn't about to regain my composure, his arms slithered downward around my waist before his hand started to pull my shirt up as I slowly began to stop falling but then it was too late.
His long, slender hand was caressing my stomach slightly as I blushed madly yet was too mindless to even begin to take on the steps of recovering.
Soon enough though, L removed his arms and held me steady before mumbling an apology that was both kind of insincere and almost conceited…
I sighed before turning on my heel and throwing up a hand to wave at Uncle Watari before following Light whom had taken on the task of carrying my things as a personal responsibility.
"Light's really sweet…" I stated to myself, as I watched dreamily as the back of his body made its way to the automatic doors.
I continued to move at a slower pace, my whole body feeling tingles of a variety of conflicting sensations that I couldn't start to explain even if I wanted to.
"L's very controlling and likes to be the leader too much…" I added to my little mental notepad in my head before deciding that Light was indeed, the better choice. He was interesting, romantic, funny, nice body…really nice body…oh hell! I can't be literally drooling!
I rubbed the side of mouth to check, haha…yay! No dribbles over Light! Now, that's an accomplishment! I have to find a computer and email the guys and Sapphira!
At that, I darted through the doors (almost running into the automated doors that slide back slowly) and to the stair case. True, I didn't really have any damn clue whatsoever to tell me which floor I needed to go to but, geez! Who was I to admit my own impulsive stupidity!
I hefted another sigh and strangled breath as I finally made it up the sixteen somewhat flights of stairs to the bedrooms. It was only about three in the afternoon so no one would mind if I peaked in to survey…I hope.
I had found a small bathroom back on the tenth floor and relieved myself (THANK YOU!) and was now a very content camper!
I cracked open most of the doors and then found my suitcase and duffle bag with all my junk with almost no sentimental value at all.
Except for this one, skimpy, multiple piece outfit that ironically fits my situation perfectly. Hahaha!
I knew bringing along my Lolita dress up maid outfit would be a good idea! Now, I evil cackled and rushed to the door that would most likely lead to my bathroom!
Once I unlocked the door and stepped towards the full-length mirror, I knew that I was guaranteed at least two nosebleeds and optimistically some bowing down and worshipping from the two men I was most interested in…
And hell to fuck no! It was not Mr. Fuzztastic Japanese Cowboy! Ugh, I wanted to hack up a hair ball and hurl it at his face just at the thought of pedophilic possibilities!
Haha, the inadequate means of clothing was a periwinkle and black lace corseted top, black stockings, some pumps, a fluffy apron, a choker necklace, and to top it off I slung in a leash to make things interesting.
And to make my anticipation even more worth while, I had curled my hair in sexy big curves and even added my much hated and totally despicable makeup!
I was snickering to myself when I realized that I had accomplished all of this in under two hours! Who would've thought I out of every person could do such a quick costume change and go from underprivileged birthday shirt and jeans to a Lolita honey kind of girl!
I turned off the lights as I made my way out my door, it clicking shut behind me before I began to skip down the hallway to the elevator!
I pressed the down arrow repeatedly though it was really unnecessary and childish but really, I was ecstatic that I could show off and flaunt my ass! L will get what he wanted and maybe more because I'm not sure if he planned for me to dress like a maid too!
The elevator door soon opened and there was Misa Amane, an actress here in Japan and a commercial icon…wonder what she's doing in a criminal investigation area.
"Kawaii! Aww, you're sooo cute!" She suddenly squealed as she grabbed my wrist and yanked me forcefully to her and hugged me in a very violent manner…talk about compulsive huggers, geez.
"Haha, I like your outfit too!" I strangled out, slightly out of breath by the time she released me from the hell of a bear hug.
She giggled then looked over her outfit, almost as if she didn't even recognize she was wearing it.
"Misa-Misa loves your maid outfit! Is it to wear around Ryuzaki? Let Misa-Misa warn you, he is a big perv!" She said very seriously or as serious as someone can be while speaking in third person…that's kind of uh, disturbing.
"Nice guess, yeah. Um, Ryuzaki has kind of enslaved me to be his damn maid and hand him his cake and stuff…" I spoke, actually kinda enjoying my conversation with the blonde-haired girl as we rode down the elevator.
"That's saaaad, Ryuzaki is a meanie! Well, Misa-Misa is going out on a date with Light-kun now so Misa talk you later, umm…can Misa-Misa know pretty girl's name?" She said basically using her name too much by now…and since when does Light have a girlfriend?
"My name's Amethystte and I am a fan of your shows and stuff by the way." I smiled, totally talking bullshit by now. Too bad my mood was bipolar because now, I'm seriously glad and jumping with joy mentally since she's leaving…alas poor Light must endure the pain.
"Yaaaaay! Bye!" She shrieked out in delight as she wrapped her arms around me in yet another death grip but this time briefly before running on air in her boots down the hall, her two pigtail things bouncing behind her.
'Glad she's gone.' I said to myself, smiling slightly before frowning; 'well now I can only play with L whom of which is still on my shit list grr….'
I sighed once more before thinking of how many times I actually have sighed today as I roamed the hallways almost wandering, pondering stupid things just like the numerous times that I do sigh.
Honestly, I believe I'm back in the lobby where I started out and I have no idea where the Task Force is actually at…
I struggled not to sigh again, so to prevent that I resulted to just stroking my neck and trying to keep from rubbing at the pointlessly long, voluptuous mascara-induced things known as my eyelashes.
Then, when I was just about to head back to the elevator, I finally see someone and it was most definitely the least wanted person on my list of 'How awesome is it that we meet in a hallway when I'm lost!" because, for the record I loathe Bunny-stache.
So yes, Light's father was that person that I just-so happened to run into, basically an…epic ugh!
"Oi, Hairy-lip! Where's L?" I shouted at him, considering he wasn't in the least bit curious of me, what I was wearing, why I was down here, or me in general…how sad is that?
Then, as if I surprised him with yet another nickname, he looks at me up and down disapprovingly before saying, "fourteenth floor."
Ahh, well isn't that nice? He gives me a straight answer, turns on his heel, and walks in the opposite direction.
Just out of spite I yell, "Well, I don't give a damn about chu either, Man of many hairs!" and stomp in the direction of the elevator.
I get in the elevator just as it opens and whoop-dee-do, there's Light himself! Hehehe…might as well make poor Misa cry.
I jump right on in and block Light from exiting, not like he was going to anyways, haha. I think he was a little; tiny bit distracted by the lace rubbing up against my thighs to really notice me running my hands up and down all the buttons.
"Uhh, um, damn it…Amethystte?" He fought to say while continuing to watch my body.
I just smirked evilly and listened as we began to move upward and what. The. Hell! Why did the lights just facking go out and we damn stop!
"Holy shit…the storm from earlier, duh!" I said into my hand as I face-palmed oh-so brilliantly at the realization.
"Oh yeah, it was storming earlier…" Light agreed also, we both coming to the same, obvious conclusion.
Now I was stuck in an elevator in the Task Force Headquarters…
With Light aka the hot brunette.
While I'm wearing the pitiable excuse for clothing.
After all that has happened so far…
We can't see our own hands in front of our faces…
Yep, we are most definitely screwed.
To damn, I swore under my breath, sighed, and began to move across the elevator room to the general idea of where I last saw Light before everything spontaneously went blank with the deafening darkness.
Now, I could hear thunder, lightning strikes, and heavy amounts of rain slamming into the hotel building which I somehow didn't notice before.
I bumped into his chest pretty much face first and began to feel his crisp, minty breath on my lips again.
Undoubtedly, I was doomed because of this, this seduction!
I could mentally picture his opportunistic grin race across his entire features, his eyes like molten topaz.
I breathed in a quick breath of air, my tongue sensing the mint from Light's own breath thus sending thousands of taste bud-inducing tingles down my spine.
"Hmm." Was his only, conceited reply before his hand went up the bottom of my dress and our lips met for the second convenient time today.
It was truly the most sensational feeling ever that I've felt. I was pressed up against the back of the elevator, my body almost off the ground as light lifted me by my legs deepening our kiss.
'I wonder where he learned how to kiss this smexxily? Definitely can't be hereditary...' I thought with some sense of disgust at the thought of Soichiro having any sexuality whatsoever.
It wasn't the best of disturbing reflections that I seem to contemplate and it wasn't really at the best time either.
Yet, Light continued to have a ball as we made out. My own hands had found themselves against his warm, addictively manly torso when I noticed that I had at some time unbuttoned his shirt.
I really couldn't facking remember doing so and it's not like I care either, he's hot. That's the point…
But I pull away anyways, noticing how wrong it was having my legs wrapped around his waist, my dress probably up past my ass.
He didn't want to stop, however. He began to compress me against the wall further, him jerking my gloved hands over my head. I was pinned with no where to run…
Light started to assault my neck, biting it in a sadistic, hot way as his tongue grazed my skin, setting it ablaze…
Honestly, if he wasn't the top suspect in murdering almost hundreds of people, maybe I would lose that self-control that has been continuously slipping away.
I couldn't shake that incessant hunch that L was right, as always. No matter how much I lusted for a guy, I would never in hell accept to love a murderer.
"L-Light! Stop right now." I said firmly, my voice not wavering at all, startlingly.
"Hmm, no." He said just as swiftly, his mouth molding to my jugular as it formed the simple refusal.
"Ugh…I swear, Kira…if you don't quit seducing the hell out of me…" I started, not quite sure what good it would do to call Light by his supposed name.
The idea had struck me on impulse considering that Kira does believe he has some almighty god-complex.
I could feel him remove his mouth with a wet 'smack' when he raised his face to meet mine. I was really unsure of what exactly he would respond with saying…
"Kira wouldn't play with his victims, hmm." He said, my eyes widening tenfold as I began to struggle relentlessly against his tight, unmoving grasp.
'H-he's Kira…I'm almost positive…since when a-am I a v-victim?' I tried to concentrate, all my rambling thoughts rushing like the quick headlines at the bottom of the news, picturing my name scrolling past acknowledging my death…
I felt a tear stream down my cheek, accompanied by several more along with the bounding urge to scream bloody facking murder.
I about did however, Light sensed my tensed muscles as I contemplated that action. I mean, what if he did have access to a Death Note at this very moment?
His hand flew to my mouth just as it opened, a now muffled scream failing to filter through his fingers.
I couldn't hold back the barrage of tears and most likely, my mascara as I hoped that Light would think twice about killing me especially in the very building that the case is taking place.
"Say a single word, Amethystte, and just picture yourself, L, your uncle, and every last one of your damned friends lying in a morgue, okay?" He spat out cynically, my name rolling of his tongue in a mixture of still-present lust and distaste.
I nodded against his palm and the quick glimpse of red eyes staring at me was the single most alarming, disconcerting, and paranoia-stirring stare I had ever witnessed.
If I had ever hyperventilated at the sight of someone's attention spotlighted on me, it was at this moment in this particular situation…
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O..M..Geez, did I write that! Holy hell, I must've been on a roll! Fourteen pages! Wtf! O.O" That's probably the most convincing lime-like scene I've ever written in my life too…I think I'm in shock…
*Goes back and reads over the chapter*
Ah, hell…daaaaaamn Goody, chu ish kick ass on this chappie! Haha, wooow. I think my confidence as an authoress has reached an all-time high here, people! It's a disturbing miracle actually…
Ugh, fack! Since when did I have the ability to write that! I hope chu guys are just as pleased as me about it! ^3^ I sure as hell never expected that many words to ever end up in paragraphs before!
Sooo, am I worthy of chu guys approval? (Amethystte, hope your haaaaappy! I luffles chu bestie! This fic is after all, dedicated to chu! XD)
Anyways, review! I believe I've earned it this time! It's over twice as long as chapter uno! I may have four chapters altogether now…don't wanna have too long of chapters really.
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(I am now AKA the arrogantly gloating, dancing on her swivel chair girl who is terribly off balance but couldn't care less because her old granny plot bunnies have had multitudes of grand-kiddies who have spawned a new era in Goody-approval!)
XP try saying all of THAT as a name! Mwahahahahaha! I'z be off now!
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