Me: I really had no idea what to write. I winged it, might change it later. I hope you like it.

Izaya: Of course the will.

Me: Eh, I don't know.

Izaya: Have confidence.

Me: Wait, you're Psyche aren't you!

Psyche: How'd ya know?!

Me: Izaya's not that nice.

Izaya: ... *depressed*

Me: Oops, uh, gotta go! Bye!

Shizuo POV

"My name is Roppi and I suggest that you get the fuck out of here.", the used-to-be-Izaya says.

Roppi? Didn't Shinra talk about him? Something about him being mean and aggressive...

"Hey, I'm freaking talking to you. Pay attention to me by using that shriveled up peanut in your head that you call a brain.", Roppi snaps.

Who the hell does he think he is? I growl and grab the collar of his shirt, "Are you callin me stupid you little-"

"Shizuo! We never use violence!", says a loud and familiar voice.

I drop Roppi and turn around and see Shira in all his ugly-and-stupid-lab-coat&glasses glory. Great, just brilliant.

"What the hell are you doing here?", I ask getting more and more pissed.

"I'm here because you aren't taking care of you client responsibly." he says bluntly.

"What the hell?! So you're the guardian angel of mentally challenged people now?" I ask sarcastically.

"Well, rather than dealing harshly with Roppi", Shinra says gesturing to a pissed off Roppi, "Try talking with Psyche".

"How?! I've only been here for less than a freakin' hour and you expect me to know everything about this guy?" I asked gesturing to Roppi who was now laying on the couch muttering curse words that I've never even heard of in my life.

Shinra just smiles and sings, "Sugar a day keeps the big, bad Roppi away."

I just stare at him wondering if he is the one who needs help. My eyes almost pop out of my head when he pulls out an enormous lollie pop from his lab coat. Who keeps those in there? He hands the lollie pop to Roppi who immediately snatches it up. I gasp as his eyes change from blood red to bright pink.

The raven giggles and starts eating the candy. "Psyche, this is Shizuo. Say hello." Shinra says to him slowly as if he were a 3 year old. Psyche might as well be a 3 year old. He's just staring at me as he eats his candy. Creepy...

"Hi!", Pysche says in a loud, high, and happy voice. "I'm Pysche. I love candy and to sing. I'm also much better that Roppi.", he brags.

I have to agree with him on that. This version of Izaya seems bubbly and friendly. I wonder how he drove people off?

-One Hour Later-

I just had to ask, didn't I. I groan softly and try to cover my poor, aching ears. They probably wanna pop off and start running. The sad thing is, I'd be right behind them. I need to leave this torture chamber!

"...so then he fell, but then I-", Pysche chatted as he was cut off by me.

"Okay! I get it.", I said putting on a fake smile. This kid talks way too much and I think I'm half deaf. I'm actually starting to miss Roppi.

"Awww!", Psyche whines. "I was just getting to the best part."

'No, no, no, it's fine. I insisted", I say trying to keep my sanity. Please god, please, just get him to shut up!

"Ummm... how about we play a game? Let's play Lords and Knights", I say as I pull a board game out. "Here, you can be the prince", I say as I pass the crown figurine to him.

You know those times where you say something and you just wanna take it back? Well this was one of the moments because I've apparently made a grave mistake.

I said the word... Prince.

All of a sudden I hear maniacal laughing behind me. I feel a chill go dowm my spine. What have I done?

Psyche's bright pink eyes change to a pure, liquid gold color.

"My name is Hibiya! Now bow down before me before I squash you like a bug you lowly peasent!", this 'Hibiya' demands.

"Ummm... Hibiya-", I start.

"Who gave you permission to call me by that name?", he asks snidely.

"I believe it was y-", I try to say before I was cut off yet again.

"Do not talk back to me!" he yells. "You can only call me Prince, Sir, or My Lord. Anything less and I will drag you into the bathroom and hang you by your thumbs while scalding water is running."

I wasn't sure who I missed more now, Roppi or Psyche.

"Ummm... I'm just gonna..." I sprinted out the door before Hibiya could say another word.

After I closed the door I leaned against it to rest. I could hear muffled voice from inside.

That was too easy to make him leave.

Definately Roppi.

I wish he would've stayed longer.

I believe that's Psyche, and really?!

I say good riddance.

Ugh, Hibiya.

I thought he was different. I thought that he'd be the one to help lead me out of this prision, but I guess I was wrong. I'm all alone.

I-Izaya?!

You've got us.

You're right, we be together, forever.

I feel really bad. While the other 'Izaya's' may not want me, the real one does, and that's all that matters. Don't worry Izaya. I'm staying, and hopefully, I too can be with you forever.

Starting now, I will be there for you, Izaya.

Me: Awww Shizuo! You sap ;)

Shizuo: Shut up!

Izaya: Shizu-chan~

Shizuo: Shut it you damn flea.

Izaya: Good luck! *runs away*

Shizuo: Get back here! *chases with a stop sign*

Me: So... hope you liked it :) Please review, it motivates me ;)