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a/n: hey guyz! I'm truly absolutely sorry about the long wait since I was getting ready for school and all that FYI, tomorrow's school, and I'm so nervous since I don't know who's my classmates! And the confusion stuff last chapter. And I would promise you that I would make this chapter much more interesting, and funny? Just let me see… (looks into planner) um… it says here, just review and everything would be much more fine! Don't forget to put on your reviews the things that I have to work on, and thanks so much guys on your reviews on what things I have to work on!
Chapter 2
An awkward situation
Both of them were in a state of confusion and fainting. One of them faints and one of them, well is just plain confused, and bumping herself on the wall, cursing due to the fact that, they didn't know what they would do and school was just about to start any minute now.
The truth is that, Yuna became Tidus inside and Tidus became Yuna inside, do you even get what I'm saying? Hmm… Let me see… Yuna is Tidus and Tidus is Yuna—no it doesn't work… It is Yuna's body, but inside it is Tidus, and it is Tidus' body, but inside it is Yuna… okay, whew that was tough to explain.
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"Yuna, school's about to start!"
Then the 'suppose-to-be' Tidus that is Yuna, you know what I'm saying… well is actually running around in circles and Yuna's mom, or his, her mom? Was knocking gently but not that gently…
"Yuna, are you awake!"
She recovered herself in a laying down position like she's dead or some sort then stood up and breathed in, and breathed out.
"Ye—"
She stopped then covered her mouth, and then she thought what the hell is happening! I mean, what happen to my voice? My body! I became a girl, but not only a girl, HAD I BECOME THAT FREAKING YUNA GIRL… Wait…
"Yes, mom, any second now."
She thought again: I am a he and I am not a she and I am not a Yuna, I am a Tidus! Fuck! I just need to find her in school, uh-oh… my position as the most popular boy in school I think would be very in danger with her handling me… why is my voice so high pitched! Fuck—I need to go quick… What in the hell am I suppose to wear? I don't actually wear pick clothes? What the hell is this—?
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"Wake up boy, school's about to start…"
The blonde hair guy was still in the ground, rubbing his temples. He was acting like he had a head ache which he hadn't, but until now with him being Yuna inside and with the loud banging of the door.
"Yes, I'm coming…"
He hadn't in a million years used that voice, well until now with him being Yuna inside, well everything will change.
Jecht, Tidus' father just shrugged his shoulders with Tidus using that voice and walked away.
Then Tidus had in mind Yevon why did you do this to me? I mean—I did everything correctly, wait a second… remember that dream or whatever if I'm in reality or some sort, that mysterious guy said that you must taste the life of the fortune and if you don't want it, you must prove it? I hate people speaking in riddles… Well maybe if I say out loud that I don't want this, maybe I'll wake up in my own bed and own life… okay…
"I want to be Yuna!"
Then bad luck, someone opened the door with his eyes twitching and his other eyebrow was shooting up in the air. In his eyes were reflecting that Tidus was in a 'girly' manner with his right hand going up in the air and in the other hand was crossed to his chest, with his cerulean eyes closed.
"Do you want me to take you to the mental hospital or something?"
With the embarrassment bar ranging from the full, he can't speak anymore but nodded his head sideways. Then the door shut leaving with him laying into the soft bed.
"Why did I deserve to live like this?"
Both of them really had a hard time going down and having their breakfast ate. Tidus was actually the type of person who was famished and Yuna was the type of girl who was not that hungry for food… and you know what happen… Tidus didn't eat, Yuna ate everything in their house… not really everything…. Maybe everything in the table…
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At School
The busy hallways of their school were still filled with blabbing voices around, and with Tidus being in this early time and everything looked awkward to him—the people keeps on smiling to him, the hair, everything… He replied with a hesitating smile but deep inside him, he was kind of sweating with nervousness, butterflies in his stomach keeps on hurting him without anything he ate this morning.
Then suddenly a tight grip on his bag made him go to the other hallway—or even the other room…
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"You! Bring me back my body!"
Then never been seen before scene that the shoulder length- light brown haired girl was pointing a finger and mad at the popular blonde guy, and with him covering his face with his arms.
"I'm so sorry; I don't know what happen, okay? When I woke up it was like this…"
The girl that was always calm was in chaos, the guy which was so always in a chaotic manner was so naïve.
"ARGH… fuck, what the hell is this thing that I found in my—"
Rrrriiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggg
"Um… see you later, where's your locker and wha—"
Then when he was about to walk away and go back to civilization, there held a tight grip again in his backpack.
"We are not going to school today! And no way are you going out there without my permission! We have to go and find what we have to find!"
"Um… Tidus,"
He was dumbfounded on what he said, he was Tidus, but he's Yuna which, argh… this is so hard to explain… then he just shook his head then made a plan…
"Let's just call each other you're Yuna then I'm Tidus, okay? Like what our bodies are in…"
"Fine freak, then—don't put my arms on my hips, people will think that I'm gay!"
Then he put it down like she was told to. She got out of the room then found out that the hallway was deserted again which was always like that every after minute that the bell will ring. She looked both side to see if the coast was clear and stopped Tidus that was about to go out.
"What the hell is your problem going out like nothing's wrong! Look…"
Then when nobody's around, he tiptoed silently going out of the school Tidus' watched clearly as if he was a grade 1 student learning how to write in script, but then—
"Where do you think you're going?"
The almost gray haired teacher, Auron held out his stick halting Yuna to go outside the Main doors of the school.
"Um… I'm internally, bleeding… and I don't know what to do, so the clinic asked me to go outside…"
At the back of Yuna was a red spot, that Tidus' azure eyes narrowed, he thought Oh yeah—I have my period today… why does this happen! Oh-no, he even wore my white, mini-skirt! Why does he have to do that? To make me embarrassed?
The stick that Auron was holding didn't even move a single bit, he faced at his back and at his side and almost even saw me… but good thing is that I hid myself.
"Where's your clinic pass?"
"Um… I don't know, I think I dropped it somewhere, but I really have to go already, my old man (ahem) I mean, my old woman wants me home real badly…"
The watching-crossing-fingers Tidus closed his eyes since Auron was so curious, he knew Yuna, Yuna was the Valedictorian of the batch, and no way she would even miss a single class. But then someone tapped his shoulder and when he turned around, there he saw the two pals that Tidus' hangs out with.
"Hey man, didn't see you back at the class, where were you? Stayed up late with some hot chicks yesterday?"
Then the guy with an eyepatch spoke and then the guy with the red-orange hair that almost wasted 1 tube of gel with his hair like that spoke after him.
"Hey brudda, are you checking Yuna out, ya?"
Then they both laughed boisterously. He can't speak, he didn't know what to do, he looked at Yuna but still, she was still handling the situation, so he needs to handle this… But will he tell?
"Um… I just came, here?"
How in hell would he forget that he wasn't suppose to use his sweet voice, now both of his pals faced each other with the blonde haired guy covered his mouth with his hands.
"Duuuuuuude, where did that come from!"
"Yeah brudda—did you switch places with a sweet girl, like Yuna, ya?"
They both laughed again the second time, he was suppose to laugh with them, but then, he can't since the red-orange haired guy called Wakka hit the jackpot, he got it, but then again, he just put that in a kidding way… So he laughed undecidedly and just smiled weirdly.
When one by one the students got out their classrooms to go and have some recess, some of the people keeps on staring at the back of Yuna with the red spot at her white mini-skirt and laughed secretly with the person at their side. He still peaked through the door and still saw that she didn't have any idea on what was going on.
"Hey man, let's go to the bar later on… are you game? Oh yeah, before I forget I signed us up at the band thing, and be ready later, okay?"
"What do I play?"
They laughed again the third time…
"Dude, don't you know! Don't joke around man; we have a big chance in fame all around Spira…"
"See you around, ya?"
Both of them left him all alone and clueless… Then when he shook his thoughts away, he peaked again and found out that she was gone, then he rapidly got out and without any 'Auron-problems' he got out of the school to find her waiting impatiently under the tree, when he ran there, he panted heavily. While he was bending and panting, he found out that he was just hit by Yuna on top of his head, and then caused him to sit down the green grass.
"What was that for!"
"For you being so freaking late! You made me stand here in the blazing sun!"
"But you were under a tree? How could the sun agonize you if you were under the tree?"
Then she just stopped her leaning against the tree then walked away, causing Tidus to be in a state of anxiousness then got up and covered her back.
"Look, we need to go to my house—urgently…"
"What the hell is your problem loser! You're blocking my back?"
"That's why… Just move?"
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At Yuna's house
"Yuna, sweetie? Are you okay? Why are you not in school?"
Then Tidus turned Yuna around to see the red thing…
"Oh—I see…"
Both of them ran upstairs then went straight to her room…
"What the heck is that! Tell me! NOW!"
The hazelnut haired girl was now pinning Tidus to the wall, threatening him on what was the problem…
"Look, every girl has this… Hmm… how am I going to say this… thing inside the—"
"I don't need any lectures… Wait a second, did you look into m—"
"NO! WHY DID YOU!"
"Um… Let's get back to the topic… So what the heck is this thing that keeps on flowing!"
"It's a girl thing, which you're suppose to have… Yeah and… you need to put this…"
Then everything that Tidus whispered through Yuna's ears, they were impossible to her.
"I won't do that!"
"If you won't do that, I assume that you would suffer…"
"What the! Fine… give me that—"
The box that Tidus was holding, Yuna got it and went straight to the lavatory. When she got out and she keeps on holding it and walks so funny and weirdly…
Then Tidus thought This is gonna be a tough day…
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Hey! I know, this chapter is kind of short, but still… and I'll be updating soon, school is tomorrow… and I hate it… anyways, hope you enjoyed! Don't forget to review! And don't also ever forget to add in your reviews what I need to work on, so that the next chapter would be much more, fun and everything that you like…