"ROW TWO BABY!" Santana slapped her tickets down on the table. The ticket checker grimaced because he was jealous. "Enjoy the show at intermission and before the concession is open cash only." He was very monotone but they didn't even care because they were so excited to have tickets to a strip club finally!
"Happy second day away from the hospital tonight let's not even think about the accident" Finn hugged Kurt tightly. Puck glared but hey they were just brothers.
So they all sat down in row two and grabbed programs. It was Santana in a red short dress with matching lipstick and red streaks in her hair because she was going hipster. And there was innocent Brittany in a leather onesie with blue eyeshadow to bring out her eyes and a lovely updo. Kurt was wearing a tux and matching hangbag his hair was sticking up in all directions but it wasn't messy it was very masculine and machure. Blaine had jeans a T shirt which displeased everybody because he did not appreciate the promiscuty and machurity of where they were. He had dressed up a bit though with some light lipstick that refined his plump lips. Finn had brown slacks and purple tie to show off his multiculturalism. Puck had a gray smart suit that made him look like james bond. He also had a leather briefcase. Every one wonders whats in it but he is not saying it because its a secret he winks at Finn.
Then the show started they all clapped excitedly it was very promiscuous and they felt like adults. This is what it was like to live. No longer children they were living their own lives. The strippers danced and sang and put on a lovely show about love amongst british spies.
"Les Espions in french!" Kurt said because he knew french and liked to show off for Blaine.
Puck was impatient. He grabbed Finn by the tie, leering at him curtly. He smelled of liquor and also of cigarettes and vanilla extract, like Kurt's hair hmm suspicious but Finn didn't realize he was looking at Puck lovingly. They ran off to the bathroom and Puck finally opened the briefcase.
It was...
Finn was filled with suspense...
It was condoms! Pink condoms shaped like roses and lollipops.
"Condoms arent usually your thing bro" Finn smiled romantically.
"Well I don't want another pregnancy like Quinn or STDS cause those are gross and life changing" Puck was out of characterly serious.
"I want you Finn Gerardo Hudson." Puck licked his lips in anticipation hmm the smell of Finn's rugged smokey smell was hot on his nose.
Puck leant down his head nustling against Finn's chest. Ahh he groaned and they began to unlace each others clothes.
"Hey what are you doing!?" Rachel berry ran in the bathroom.
"Oh my god you cheeter! this is what I was always afraid of and oh my god with a guy! How could you do this to me to us dont I mean something to you? I gave myself to you I gave you everything except apparently a dick in your ass, you sluthoe bag of filth you cheeter you ruined it all!" She cried and ran away.
Puck shrugged and reach over to grap Finn's ear and he extended his tongue in preparation but Finn pulled away.
"I'm not in the mood stop it and leave" Finn cried.
"Whatever" Puck stung but he left to go watch the second half of the show.