Hmmm, are they really that funny? Haha! Oh well... Here goes!

#6: Oh My God

"Welcome to Seigaku thespian camp!" Kawamura said nervously, bowing. "For today, we're going to showcase... Tezuka and Echizen's play: The Best Racket in the World. Directed by Momoshiro!" Kawamura clapped once.

Spotlight shines onto the duo on the performance floor.

"Oh this... this racket! So heavy!" Ryoma cried out, waving a old, broken racket in his hand. "I'm getting blisters now... my arm hurts..."

"What's wrong, Echiz-Cathy?" Tezuka asked, turning towards Ryoma. Ryoma looked up at his captain, looking sad. "Oh, Daniel! Uh, this racket is so heavy! Its so hard to swing!"

"If that is so, you have to use this! This special racket has air in it!" Tezuka said, whipping out another racket, and brandishing it. Ryoma stared at the racket, then at his own. "Its the... the first racket in the world that has air in it!" Tezuka continued. They stared at each other.

Ryoma looked lost. He looked from his racket to Tezuka's again. "Ah. Err. Dan...Daniel..." Ryoma stuttered, giving a nervous laugh. apparently, he couldn't improvise at all.

"Echizen! Just act like you're supposed to! Improvise!!" Momo yelled from the side, sighing. "Come on! Try some english! Say something like Oh My God-"

"OH MY GOD!!! DANIIELLL!!!" Ryoma yelled, shaking the racket. "OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!" Ryoma swung the racket around like crazy. "Woooww!! SO LIGHT OH MY GOD!! DANIEL!!!"

"Err, that's enough, Echizen." Momo said. "ECHIZEN!"

"OHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOODD!!!!" Ryoma yelled, grabbing a lock of his hair and flinging the tennis racket on the ground. "OOOOHHHHH MYY GOD!!! MY GOD MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!" Ryoma spurted blood out of his mouth and staggered around. "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD~ OH MY GOD" He collapsed onto the ground, frothing. "OH MYYYYYY GOOOD! DANIEL!!!!!"

Tezuka looked up from the wriggling Ryoma to Oiishi, who was watching all this with a worried face. "Get an ambulance. Someone had gotten into an acute seizure."

#7: That's Heartless

-School Camp in Campus-

"Hey, Momo-senpai, can I switch off the lights already?" Ryoma asked Momoshiro who was reading a book. Momo coughed, sighing. "If you want my eyes to spoil, feel free to do so." Momo said, looking sad.

"Okay." Ryoma said and switched off the lights. "Goodnight."

#8: Singing with Seigaku

"I'll sing Nana Kitade's song!" Momo cried. He passed the remote to Ryoma. "Here, Echizen! Pick a song!"

"I'll sing... 'Hare Hare Yukai'." Ryoma said, clicking the remote. Momo and everyone stared at him with a shocked look on their face.

"What?" Ryoma said, looking at them.

"Are you going to dance with that song too?" Kaidoh asked, eyes wide.

"DUH--. Who doesn't dance to that song?" Ryoma said, rolling his eyes.

Momo covered his mouth, imagining Ryoma shaking his butt. "Oh my-"

#9: Making a long story short

During Physics class today, Atobe brought in a Lambroughini and smashed it open, claiming that he want to 'show us how the mechnism inside works'.

I think he was just trying to show off.

~by Oshitari

#10: The Rainbow

"Oh look! Its a rainbow! Shinji, look!" Ishida tugged at Shinji's sleeve, pointing into the sky. Shinji shrugged him off and walked towards the north. "Oh... look. Its a tornado approaching us. Its going to tear up the rainbow into a thousand tiny bits, ripping its colours away, draining them bloodily so that there's only red left... and then the red too, will fade... and life will cease to exist... everyone will die. " Shinji looked back at Ishida, who looked immensely horrified. "No...! No! You're evil! This can't happen!" Ishida muttered.

Shinji smiled at him.

"Just kidding."

Owari.